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    Chapter 45 – What Will I Be Eating?


    Bette shook her head at her in frustration. Just then, Kit and Angus both stood from the table.

    “I better get goin’ too ya’ll. I gotta go figure out what I’mma cook up for dinner tonight since I didn’t take anything out the freezer to thaw.” Kit said.

    “Yep, I’m gonna head out myself. It’s laundry day for this A Pizzle.”

    “Alright guys, thanks for coming, we’ll see you tomorrow night at band practice.” Bette said as she stood up to give her big sister a hug before turning to Angus to do the same.

    “Sure thing, Baby Girl. Tina, it was a pleasure gettin’ to know you. You awwright, girl.” Kit motioned for Tina to stand so she could give her a hug. Tina obliged the older Porter. “My Baby Sis is so smitten with you.” she whispered into the blonde’s ear.

    “I feel the same about her Kit, I really do.” Tina whispered back.

    “Hey, what’s going on over there?” Bette asked with a smile.

    The two women broke their embrace. “What?” Kit asked. “You as bad as Alice now.”

    “Ouch. That’s mean.” Bette pouted. Tina thought it was the cutest thing.

    “Shut it, Little Porter!” Alice demanded.

    The lead singer and guitarist said their goodbyes. Shane knew that Bette wanted some alone time with Tina so she looked at Tayo questioningly. “Speaking of taking something out for dinner, don’t we need to go grocery shopping?”

    Tayo nodded her head enthusiastically.

    “Speaking of dinner, where are you taking me tonight?” Tina asked Bette in front of her friends.

    “Oh, so you decided to go out to dinner with me after all, huh?” Bette teased.

    “Absolutely. Remember you still have some groveling to do. I feel like having Italian by the way.”

    Shane couldn’t resist the huge grin that overtook her lips and the comment that escaped them. “Bette does love spaghetti.”

    Bette caught the Cheshire grin on the young drummer and knew what she was referring to.

    “Well, I wouldn’t say I LOVE spaghetti, Shane. But, I’m certainly quite fond of spaghetti right now.” Bette said with a wink.

    Alice was thoroughly confused at the exchange between the two friends, but Tayo caught on fairly quickly.

    Tina laughed. “Spaghetti? The simplest Italian dish ever? I could make you spaghetti at home, Bette.”

    “Little Porter, is even more fond of the spaghetti when it’s homemade.” Shane said with a mischievous glint in her eye.

    “I definitely prefer spaghetti in the comfort of my own home or someone else’s to a busy public place like a restaurant.” Bette agreed.

    It was Tina’s turn to be slightly confused at the conversation that was taking place.

    Alice was still shifting her gaze between Shane and Bette until it dawned on her. She closed her eyes, smiled, and nodded in recognition. Sighing loudly, she stood from the table. “I think you’re right, Shane, we should pick up a few things at the grocery store. You guys ready?”


    Tayo nodded again and waved at Tina and Bette.

    “Okay kids, it was fun. You guys enjoy the rest of your day. Bette, you better eat all your spaghetti if that’s what you order and we will see you tomorrow.” Alice said.

    “I always eat all my spaghetti.” Bette asserted.

    “Yeah, I know.” Alice stated as she, Shane, and Tayo headed for the door.

    “Later guys.” Shane waved.

    “Bye!” Bette and Tina said together. As they watched the three roommates depart, Tina turned to Bette.

    “You guys weren’t really talking about spaghetti were you?” she asked suspiciously, knowing Bette’s knack for double entendre.

    Bette smirked as she turned to look the gorgeous blonde in the eye.

    “Yes we were. If you want me to take you out for Italian tonight, then it’s likely that I will be eating spaghetti before the night is over.”

    Tina leaned into Bette and placed her hand on Bette’s inner thigh. Slowly sliding her hand up and leaning further in so that their lips were mere inches from each other, she asked, “And what will I be eating?”



    1. I remember this chapter being fun to write. I always enjoyed the scenes in the show where the whole gang was all involved. It was light and usually funny. One of my faves is the phone call scene at the beginning of S4E6. Good shit.

      • I’ve just caught up with this story and I’m with Amethyst: you are a wonderful writer 😊.
        This chapter was very funny to read and season four certainly had its moments too! I loved that phone call scene as the Charlie’s Angels opening (I think it was episode 2, season 4): hilarious!
        Thank you for re-writing this.

        • Aww, thanks BeeCharmer. Very cute handle, by the way.

          Yaaaasss! The Charlie’s Angels intro was hysterical. Despite the shitty way Season 3 went down, the beginning of the season had some funny moments when they were all sitting around at the Planet naming off all the different slang terms for vagina. And of course the group scenes in Lifecycle were also fun.

          I really miss this show. 😔

    2. I have a love hate relationship with you just so you know. The SUSPENSE is killing me, but it’s sooo good. I need more, im an addict without shame. Cannot wait for the next chapter 💜

      You’re a wonderful writer 📝🙃

    3. Thanks for the tip MeLL!!!

      I didn’t find it back. But i was logged in when i wrote the comment and after a few times of trying to comment i went back and saw i had to log in before i could comment. It seems the site logged me out at the same time i tried to send my comment.

      I love the scenes with the group together too, very funny indeed!

      For the rest of my comment, see the one above from Amethyst 😁

      • Yes, group scenes were always a good time.

        The site has been acting a bit wonky over the last couple of weeks. Hopefully there are some bug fixes that have been undertaken to correct them. Thanks for sticking with this story and also defending my honor at times. 💚

    4. Thanks for this ensemble of chapters, MeLL. I thoroughly enjoyed all of them.
      You did great with the back and forth between Bette/Alice, Alice/Tina, Alice/gang. I like how comfortable and confidend Tina is around Bette and the gang.

      When reading the phrase “I’ll get back to you”, I always have to think of the song Ring Ring (?) by De La Soul. At that time I wasn’t familiar with the expression but picked it up from the song and added it to my vocabulary. Education through music 😎

      Looking forward to the weekend and more post, enjoy your week,

      • “Hey, how you doin? Sorry I can’t get through.” 😁

        Since Friday is my birthday, this weekend is likely to be another rager so if I can remember, maybe I’ll post a drunken birthday chapter so you have a full day to read it on Saturday. No promises though.

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