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Christmas Mayhem!
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Man: Watch it!
Woman: Hey!
Man: No skipping!
Woman: Who do you think you are lady!
Woman: I will snatch all that pretty hair off your head downif you push me again!
Finally near the entry she saw a Tiffany’s employee standing at the door as people were trying to get in there.
Employee: I’m sorry but one more person only then we have to close.
Bette: Excuse me ma’am I just need to pick up my order, it was suppose to be ready by 4:30.
Employee: Sure come on it.
Woman: Wait why does she gets to go in but nobody else can’t!
Bette ignored the woman and tried to get through the door until the lady grabbed her arm.
Woman: If we can’t go in, neither can you!
Bette: Lady I would get that fucking hand off me before it gets broken.
Bette said sternly as the woman released her arm. She was about to walk inside when she felt something hit her head from behind.
……….
Tina begin making her way to the cash register, she had finish getting everything she needed and as she approach the counter she saw a woman standing there staring at her with her arms folded, tapping her foot on the floor.
Tina: Oh shit!
……….
Angelica: Hand it over!
Kit: Angie what’s going on here?
Angelica: She has my shirt for Mama B!
Little Girl: No it’s mines I found it on the floor!
Kit: Sorry baby but actually it’s my niece, see she had it in her hands and must have dropped it on…
Little Girl: Stay out of it GRANDMA!
Kit looked at the little girl perplexed.
Kit: oh no she didn’t!
The little girl dropped the shirt to do her hand motion, rolling her head, eyes, and snapping her fingers.
Little Girl: Oh yes I did honey boo child!
The little chubby blonde hair kid said.
Kit: Honey what? Girl you better go find your mommy
because I don’t play with children.
Little Girl: I don’t have to do nothing!
Kit: oohh you little…you know what Angie it’s time to go.
Kit looked down at Angie and the little girl also looked towards Angie for the first time since arguing with Kit…and saw Angelica already getting the shirt put in a bag, waving her hands for Kit to hurry and come on. Kit turned back to the little girl who had her mouth wide open and shock.
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Oh my God, this was hilarious!
And Angie, she made me laugh so hard, tears were rolling down my cheeks!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to you too B!
Merry Christmas. Thank you for the story.
Ok I will remember next time
Merry Xmas! Thanks for this wonderful story! I think all writers should post a Xmas story today. A gift for the loyal readers. PPS
Very cute, thanks and Merry Christmas
I would love to see that t-shirt on Bette! Had me laughing all the way through! Thanks TN1. Merry Christmas.
Okay, ooooookay, now just posted mine, gi’me a minute to read yours TN1! Already have a feeling this is gonna be HILARIOUS.
Your great sense of humor shines in your writing and that scene when “Grandma” Kit was almost toe to toe with a little blonde girl was just so damn funny that my tummy almost hurts! Thanks my friend for sharing and for making all of us laugh this holiday season.
I loved this story was so funny. but you know, I love all the stories that you write you ;) you couldn’t give us a better Christmas gift than this.
Merry Christmas!
Yes you are loyal and for that I thank you so much! Merry Christmas
Thanks TN1 really funny and ‘Christmassy’!
Nice Artwork!
Happy New Year!
Awesome and funny, love it