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Christmas with the Kennards – Chapter 2
Chapter 2
Alice trotted toward the front of the familiar Porter-Kennard residence with the spirit of Christmas clearly in the air.
“Chuck’s nuts roasting on an open fire,” Alice said as Dana stopped, yanking Alice’s arm to stop her progression.
“What did you just say?”
“You know, nuts…an open fire.”
“Who is Chuck? It’s chestnuts.”
Alice waived her hand in the air with a smile. She turned and began to walk toward the door placing a green bow in her hair.
“I think he’s the guy she had a date with last night,” Shane said passing Dana on the driveway. “Must not have gone well.”
“She needs to make up her mind.”
“She needs to stop with the holiday cheer,” Shane said seriously. “Or for the first day of Christmas I’ll want someone to take someone away instead of giving me something.”
“She’s worse than eight maids a milking,” Dana said quietly.
“But with eight maids you might actually get laid, Dane,” Alice shot back as she placed a bow on top of Dana’s head.
Bette sat quietly at the kitchen table, the previous night’s events finally sinking in as she spotted the two airline tickets on the table next to her. She held her mug of coffee in one hand while stirring cream into her coffee with the other. She watched the healthy dose of cream turn the black coffee a lighter color and swirl with each pass of her spoon.
“Actions speak louder than words,” Bette muttered her old mantra as she pushed the tickets away and began to sip her coffee. “How bad can it be really? Just because we won’t have our traditional wanton week of nothing but sex, that doesn’t mean we can’t have a good time.”
Bette rolled her eyes at her flippant attempt at cheering herself up when she heard a noise outside her front door. She held her mug tightly as she approached the door to look out the sidelight.
“What the…”
Bette opened the door quickly startling both Alice and Dana. Shane, however, seemed to be wrapped up in removing the green bow that Alice had stuck in her hair.
“Doesn’t that bow look cute?” Alice asked with a smile.
“What are you doing here?”
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toby4ever says
Hahaha…if they’re smart, nobody will take that Bette. Fabulous Lin…very funny…waiting for your next update!
melrose231 says
a pleasure to read as always! so funny and they’re not even in north carolina yet! lol
arwen487 says
Poor Bette!! now she won’t have her week of sex with Tina, but also she will be spending Christmas with Alice!! =/ I really pity her xD
lucybelly says
Get out the Christmas sweaters… we’re all going to Asheville! Welcome back, Gumby. I’m so happy to see you continuing with the Kennard clan. Poor Bette!
valenkat7 says
If Tina was trying to butter up Bette before telling her about the gang going, she is in for a surprise. A little nookie and a lot of left out details spells trouble! but in time I’m sure Bette will get over it. PPS this is just too funny:)
azmama says
Oy to the Vey!!!!
jb621 says
I was cracking up over Alice talking to Ma Kennard three times a week & now she’s changing her fashion style! LMAO. Bette just likes to play the role of scrooge but in the end, she’s a softie at heart. PS
honda90 says
OMG, I can’t wait to see Alice in NC again!!! this really is too good, thanks for the update, in both places!!
Dainty says
Just too funny. I just knew the entire gang was going to the Kennards for Christmas. I feel sorry for Bette and Tina should make a start on lots of loving before they leave for the holiday so that Bette will at least get some of her time with Tina and be able to enjoy the time away. Poor Bette. Great fun. PPS
talaula says
GUMBY!!!!!!!!!!! Lu and I really enjoyed this story, and hope that one day you and Jenny’s mom would tell your love story as well. We all know how that story would begin. With a blow-up doll. Hee-hee-hee!
Eddy says
Poor Bette, I would also look for a window to trow me out when Alice and the gang is going with them to NC to Ma Kennard. Amazing story. PPS
BetteAndTinaForever says
LOL…alice is something, isn’t she? this xmias is going to be fuuuuuun :) i hope TiBette will find time and place to have some hot sex though ;)
m_s_gypsy says
I’m goddy for this story to unfold.
miamigrl says
OMG, they are the “5 Stooges”!
smiley says
I love it! More please
lami says
Wow, it’s so great to see you posting a new story. Can’t wait for more. Thanks Gumby.
ut says
That was funny and love it. Alice is driving Bette crazy lol but gonna love her. Please post more, thanks!
without labels says
I love your sense of humor, and the way you write friends and family gatherings, it’s so beautiful and fun. Thank you so much Gumby, you are the best. Love
Jobadge says
Well look who turned up again – what a great way to burst back on the scene! Loved both chapters mate, glad to see your name there x
fergz1 says
LMAO..I guess if they are on the second floor of a mall Bette could just through herself over a rail to the first floor. Tina should have picked Hawaii…this is going to be funny.
beachlife says
alice talking to tina’s mom,lol. spending the whole week with alice… poor bette. tina is so bad,lol :)PPS
caramel4vanilla says
fabulously funny
ecstasythrumusic says
I saw that one coming Gumby. Christmas shopping is a pain.I say online all the way.PPS.
divinemu says
Poor Bette, being tortured in so many ways. Hysterically funny. Thank you.