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Christmas with the Kennards – Chapter 2
“Why would they be pitching in for gifts for your family?”
Tina ignored the question as she entered the clothing store and began to peruse the racks for James’s presents. She held up one article after another, her eyes seeking Bette’s for approval. After carefully choosing a few articles, she made her way toward the register and began to mentally calculate the cost of her purchase.
“We need to keep it as even as we can,” Tina said, on a mission to end her Christmas shopping. “How much would a camera cost do you think?”
“A good one can be quite expensive,” Bette said watching Alice, Dana, and Shane pile on additional clothing to Tina’s already mountainous pile.
“What are you doing?”
“Contributing,” Alice said handing Tina a $20 bill with a smile.
“What am I missing?” Bette asked as the sales associate began to engage Tina in a conversation about her purchases and the stringent return policy.
As Tina handed her credit card to the cashier, she leaned against Bette and sighed, already feeling overwhelmed with the crowds and the duty of holiday shopping. She waited a brief moment, took her package with the gift for James, and headed toward the entrance of the store quickly.
“Mom would like something from that store,” Tina said pointing to a women’s clothing store across the way.
“That has old lady clothes,” Alice whined as she stepped in front of Tina to stop her from entering the store. “Mom needs something better than that.”
“What’s your suggestion?”
“Well she and I have been talking,” Alice started out carefully avoiding Tina’s gaze.
“You talk to my Mom?”
“Oh at least 3 times a week,” Alice said with a smile. “We’re trying to change her image a bit to be honest. The elastic-pants have got to go! I keep telling her that her shoes are having a party and they need to call her pants down!”
“You actually tell my Mom that?”
“She appreciates the honesty,” Alice said digging a piece of paper out of her back pocket. “I have a few ideas for her that, if you hear me out, I think you’ll find are better choices for her new image.”
“This ought to be good,” Tina said folding her arms over her chest.
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toby4ever says
Hahaha…if they’re smart, nobody will take that Bette. Fabulous Lin…very funny…waiting for your next update!
melrose231 says
a pleasure to read as always! so funny and they’re not even in north carolina yet! lol
arwen487 says
Poor Bette!! now she won’t have her week of sex with Tina, but also she will be spending Christmas with Alice!! =/ I really pity her xD
lucybelly says
Get out the Christmas sweaters… we’re all going to Asheville! Welcome back, Gumby. I’m so happy to see you continuing with the Kennard clan. Poor Bette!
valenkat7 says
If Tina was trying to butter up Bette before telling her about the gang going, she is in for a surprise. A little nookie and a lot of left out details spells trouble! but in time I’m sure Bette will get over it. PPS this is just too funny:)
azmama says
Oy to the Vey!!!!
jb621 says
I was cracking up over Alice talking to Ma Kennard three times a week & now she’s changing her fashion style! LMAO. Bette just likes to play the role of scrooge but in the end, she’s a softie at heart. PS
honda90 says
OMG, I can’t wait to see Alice in NC again!!! this really is too good, thanks for the update, in both places!!
Dainty says
Just too funny. I just knew the entire gang was going to the Kennards for Christmas. I feel sorry for Bette and Tina should make a start on lots of loving before they leave for the holiday so that Bette will at least get some of her time with Tina and be able to enjoy the time away. Poor Bette. Great fun. PPS
talaula says
GUMBY!!!!!!!!!!! Lu and I really enjoyed this story, and hope that one day you and Jenny’s mom would tell your love story as well. We all know how that story would begin. With a blow-up doll. Hee-hee-hee!
Eddy says
Poor Bette, I would also look for a window to trow me out when Alice and the gang is going with them to NC to Ma Kennard. Amazing story. PPS
BetteAndTinaForever says
LOL…alice is something, isn’t she? this xmias is going to be fuuuuuun :) i hope TiBette will find time and place to have some hot sex though ;)
m_s_gypsy says
I’m goddy for this story to unfold.
miamigrl says
OMG, they are the “5 Stooges”!
smiley says
I love it! More please
lami says
Wow, it’s so great to see you posting a new story. Can’t wait for more. Thanks Gumby.
ut says
That was funny and love it. Alice is driving Bette crazy lol but gonna love her. Please post more, thanks!
without labels says
I love your sense of humor, and the way you write friends and family gatherings, it’s so beautiful and fun. Thank you so much Gumby, you are the best. Love
Jobadge says
Well look who turned up again – what a great way to burst back on the scene! Loved both chapters mate, glad to see your name there x
fergz1 says
LMAO..I guess if they are on the second floor of a mall Bette could just through herself over a rail to the first floor. Tina should have picked Hawaii…this is going to be funny.
beachlife says
alice talking to tina’s mom,lol. spending the whole week with alice… poor bette. tina is so bad,lol :)PPS
caramel4vanilla says
fabulously funny
ecstasythrumusic says
I saw that one coming Gumby. Christmas shopping is a pain.I say online all the way.PPS.
divinemu says
Poor Bette, being tortured in so many ways. Hysterically funny. Thank you.