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Christmas with the Kennards – Chapter 2
“The newest addition of the lesbian reference guide she reads is out,” Alice said seeing Tina already shaking her head. “It addresses a lot that the first edition did not. Although, she and I have already discussed a lot of it.”
Tina looked at Bette not certain if she was actually hearing Alice correctly or caught in a nightmare of epic proportion.
“We can scratch that then,” Alice said crossing it off her list. “She would like the complete diary of movies Demi Moore has done to date. They were in ‘Striptease’ as you know.”
“Don’t remind me,” Tina said shaking her head. “And it’s called a filmography.”
“What about a back massager?” Alice offered, arching her eyebrows and smiling. “She’s on her feet a lot at her church functions and it’s really getting to her back.”
“Now that has promise,” Bette said smiling at Tina. “Practical, she’ll use it if her back is bothering her…”
“If we all chip in for that and Jacky’s camera,” Alice began to jot down figures on her piece of paper, “it won’t be too expensive. Dad’s gift would be the most expensive.”
“But Bette and I will cover whatever goes above budget,” Tina said looking over Alice’s shoulder at her scribbled math.
“Why would everyone be chipping in again?” Bette asked Dana as she avoided Bette’s intense gaze.
“You haven’t told her?” Alice said yanking the paper away from Tina’s gaze to get her attention.
“We were a little busy last night Alice,” Tina said quickly in her defense.
“Tell me what?”
“Well we set a budget because the tickets were expensive,” Tina began.
“How much can two tickets to Asheville be?”
“Two,” Tina paused for effect, “not so much. But five got to be rather expensive.”
“What did you just say?” Bette asked frowning in Tina’s direction.
“The other part of the Kennard clan’s present is that we’re all going to be there for Christmas!” Alice said excitedly.
Tina watched as fear washed over Bette’s face, her gaze darting around the mall as if searching for something.
“Honey?” Tina asked placing her hand on Bette’s forearm.
“What is she doing?” Dana asked.
“I’ve got twenty bucks that says looking for a window to hurl herself out of,” Shane said with a casual smile.
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toby4ever says
Hahaha…if they’re smart, nobody will take that Bette. Fabulous Lin…very funny…waiting for your next update!
melrose231 says
a pleasure to read as always! so funny and they’re not even in north carolina yet! lol
arwen487 says
Poor Bette!! now she won’t have her week of sex with Tina, but also she will be spending Christmas with Alice!! =/ I really pity her xD
lucybelly says
Get out the Christmas sweaters… we’re all going to Asheville! Welcome back, Gumby. I’m so happy to see you continuing with the Kennard clan. Poor Bette!
valenkat7 says
If Tina was trying to butter up Bette before telling her about the gang going, she is in for a surprise. A little nookie and a lot of left out details spells trouble! but in time I’m sure Bette will get over it. PPS this is just too funny:)
azmama says
Oy to the Vey!!!!
jb621 says
I was cracking up over Alice talking to Ma Kennard three times a week & now she’s changing her fashion style! LMAO. Bette just likes to play the role of scrooge but in the end, she’s a softie at heart. PS
honda90 says
OMG, I can’t wait to see Alice in NC again!!! this really is too good, thanks for the update, in both places!!
Dainty says
Just too funny. I just knew the entire gang was going to the Kennards for Christmas. I feel sorry for Bette and Tina should make a start on lots of loving before they leave for the holiday so that Bette will at least get some of her time with Tina and be able to enjoy the time away. Poor Bette. Great fun. PPS
talaula says
GUMBY!!!!!!!!!!! Lu and I really enjoyed this story, and hope that one day you and Jenny’s mom would tell your love story as well. We all know how that story would begin. With a blow-up doll. Hee-hee-hee!
Eddy says
Poor Bette, I would also look for a window to trow me out when Alice and the gang is going with them to NC to Ma Kennard. Amazing story. PPS
BetteAndTinaForever says
LOL…alice is something, isn’t she? this xmias is going to be fuuuuuun :) i hope TiBette will find time and place to have some hot sex though ;)
m_s_gypsy says
I’m goddy for this story to unfold.
miamigrl says
OMG, they are the “5 Stooges”!
smiley says
I love it! More please
lami says
Wow, it’s so great to see you posting a new story. Can’t wait for more. Thanks Gumby.
ut says
That was funny and love it. Alice is driving Bette crazy lol but gonna love her. Please post more, thanks!
without labels says
I love your sense of humor, and the way you write friends and family gatherings, it’s so beautiful and fun. Thank you so much Gumby, you are the best. Love
Jobadge says
Well look who turned up again – what a great way to burst back on the scene! Loved both chapters mate, glad to see your name there x
fergz1 says
LMAO..I guess if they are on the second floor of a mall Bette could just through herself over a rail to the first floor. Tina should have picked Hawaii…this is going to be funny.
beachlife says
alice talking to tina’s mom,lol. spending the whole week with alice… poor bette. tina is so bad,lol :)PPS
caramel4vanilla says
fabulously funny
ecstasythrumusic says
I saw that one coming Gumby. Christmas shopping is a pain.I say online all the way.PPS.
divinemu says
Poor Bette, being tortured in so many ways. Hysterically funny. Thank you.