Tegan & Sara, better.
Cut to Alice, looking cute with longer dark hair on her talk show. She’s lamenting about Dana finding her true love in Lara and not herself, all the while popping Ritalin.
“And then boom, its six months later and she’s touching someone else. The soup chef of all people, this tall redhead who is way younger than me, can bring Dana to multiple orgasms AND less not forget is an expert at the art of Female Ejaculation.”
Alice pops a few more pills, guzzles some water, which drips down her chin but she doesn’t wipe it up.
“Let’s not forget that Lara was with my ex, Gabby. Who is like, the center of half the broken and batter relationships on this show Um.. in LA I mean” Alice closes one eye and stares at the bottle of medication, thinking one more won’t hurt. Too much.
“Yes that same Lara, Lara the larcenist, Lara the Liberator, Lara Labia teaser, Lara the new love of Dana‘s life” Alice sighs and takes more pills. “She needed closure with Lara this is what Dana told me, how long does it take to close this door?”
Yes Alice, how long indeed
L~L~L~L~L
After fighting with a handsome young dad for a triangle (the kid is only 6 months ole Bette, gee!) The moms and dads get up and dance around a greasy looking guy with a guitar
“She’s not your sister is she?” Handsome Dad asks.
“No, she’s my partner.” Tina answered having a vivid flashback to her first chat with Oscar when she was defending Bette.
Good old submissive Tina is BACK!
Bette dances around the center of the circle, always has to be the center of attention eh? Shaking her rattle.
Give that BACK to the baby Bette it isn’t yours! Your toys are at home. More awkward moments with Tina and Handsome guy explaining why Bette is so cranky, could it be because you two aren’t fucking? That it has been 6 long months without an orgasm? Could it be? I’d be cranky too; I am, just thinking about it
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Wasn’t bad, was up to your standard.You didnt have much to work with either. The young nice looking guy with the baby ,is really Laurel husband and baby. Read it in the newspaper. Thanks bvh
Ment to say was not up to you standard. I sorta like a liitle more JadeRogue. bvh
She meets Moira who sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium. LMAO!!!! I loved this!!!! Can’t wait for Katey!!!!!!
yeah what’s up with moira? I think they picked someone way too femme/mainstream to be the transgender one. I’ve been diving into that subject, and they should have used like a 6’4″ bull dyke from texas if they wanted to make waves…i feel like “moira” is a toe in the kiddie pool, nice job though yeah you didn’t have much to work with the episode was hilarious but they completely are fucking over the people who watched the season 2 finale. Like they didn’t REALLY fill in the 6 month gap with this episode which i thought they would o. Did Carmen ever say I love you back? How is Helena still a member of the group. has jenny been in contact and when did she leave etc. when did kit and david start talking? this is just starting off bad
Lmao, after the depressing, interesting, painful, humourous and dramatic first episode of season 3 we needed a bit of light hearted fun, thank you. xx
the young dad is not laurel’s husband!laurel’s husband is named Paul Machereyand the actor who plays the young dad is John Reardonanyways, just starting to read this fic, and so far so good :)))