LesFan

Lesbian Fan Social Network

    Fan Fiction

    This story has been set to a rating of R. Age verification is required to proceed.

    Age Verification

    I am years of age as of today, November 9, 2026

    Enter your current age into the field provide above. Stories with a rating of R or NC-17 may contain material not suitable for children. LesFan requires that all individuals wishing to read these stories confirm they are of at least 17 years of age. LesFan uses the MPAA rating labeling system for all stories.

    LesFan will also make a best attempt to filter profane words in stories that are not rated R or NC-17 unless the individual confirms they are of at least 17 years of age.

    LesFan uses the following rating scale for stories.






    Submit

    Desperate Housedykes 3.01 ~*~ Season 3 – Wanker Style

    Story written on January 12, 2006 by TheLWankers.
     Login to add story to favorites
     Login to add author to favorites
    1 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 5 (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.     Loading ... Loading ...
    Genre(s):
    Rating:
    fanfiction(s):
    Character(s): , , , , , , , ,
    Number of Comments: 7
    Words: 7003
    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=58979
    Author Notes:

    The L Word Season 3, the L Wanker Way – JadedRogue/Janet Marie is first up to bat… swing batter batter…

     

    ~L~L~L~L~L

     

                “It doesn’t have to be awkward mom, just tell me what’s been going on?”  Says Nu-David while putting on the Blood Pressure cuff on him mother’s arm.

     

    Wrong!  It must go ABOVE the Brachial artery David and not at the crook of her arm; obviously Sam Vance wasn’t one of your teachers.  NO wonder her BP is sky high  at least it was on the right arm

     

                “I’m actually betting this is psychological.”  David informs Kit.

     

    This from a man who doesn’t know his mother. 

     

    ~L~L~L~L~L

     

                “It’s really just an excuse to have a party.”  Tina says to Handsome Dad.

     

    It’s really just an excuse so that I don’t have to hold my kid all the time, the more people around the less of this Attachment Parenting I have to do.

     

                “Why did you invite him?”  Bette asks Tina.

     

                “He’s sweet, and I like him.”  Tina says, thinking he looks hotter in those jeans than you do naked.

     

                “He’s so Straight”  Bette laments. 

     

    Flash forward 10 episodes and Tina will be telling Bette that she’s straight and always thought Bette was going to have sexual reassignment surgery and THAT’S why she stayed with her this long 

     

                “Angus would you be interested in playing for the kids at Angelica’s six month party?”  Bette asks Angus the skanky looking guitar player.  Tina moves closer, daggers for looks darting out at Bette because they are broke, fuck passion, they have NO MONEY and Bette is still spending.  Tina should be surprised; the woman spent 500 bucks on an ugly tie once.

     

    Tina snatches Angie away from skanky guy as quickly as she can

     

    ~L~L~L~L~L

     

                “Are you sure it’s not ‘Pockets as deep as the ocean’?”  Helena asks the tarot card reader. 

     

    Wanting to jump over the table and ravish the sexy woman, at least she’s hotter than the psychologist from last season.

     

                “It could be.  You just bought something.”

     

                “We are closing a deal”

     

                “You bought a movie studio.”  Helena moves forward.

     

    Thank you for the mini cleavage shot Miss Director! 

     

                “She is going to stand back to back with you and then face to face.”  Tarot card reader says.

     

                “What does that mean?”  Helena asks, because she needs to know.

     

                “I don’t know.  You need to give me more clues about yourself so that I can make this up along the way.”  Tarot card reader says.  Helena nods.

     

                “Yes of course.”

     

    ~L~L~L~L~L

     

    That’s it folks!  Katey471 is up next, so hope you enjoyed my boring yet well don’t ask!  Remember, you don’t like it, jump on in!  you don’t gotta be a writer to join the wankers you just gotta be you~evil fracking grin~

    Page 3 of 3123
    «
    FF Main Page
    »

    Comments

    2. Wasn’t bad, was up to your standard.You didnt have much to work with either. The young nice looking guy with the baby ,is really Laurel husband and baby. Read it in the newspaper. Thanks bvh

    5. yeah what’s up with moira? I think they picked someone way too femme/mainstream to be the transgender one. I’ve been diving into that subject, and they should have used like a 6’4″ bull dyke from texas if they wanted to make waves…i feel like “moira” is a toe in the kiddie pool, nice job though yeah you didn’t have much to work with the episode was hilarious but they completely are fucking over the people who watched the season 2 finale. Like they didn’t REALLY fill in the 6 month gap with this episode which i thought they would o. Did Carmen ever say I love you back? How is Helena still a member of the group. has jenny been in contact and when did she leave etc. when did kit and david start talking? this is just starting off bad

    6. Lmao, after the depressing, interesting, painful, humourous and dramatic first episode of season 3 we needed a bit of light hearted fun, thank you. xx

    7. the young dad is not laurel’s husband!laurel’s husband is named Paul Machereyand the actor who plays the young dad is John Reardonanyways, just starting to read this fic, and so far so good :)))

    Leave a Reply