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    Diary of a Mad Addict . . . Chapter 31

    Story written on November 12, 2005 by T6beach.
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    Impatience is not a virtue and wisdom does not necessarily develop with age.

    (MOTHER ***** ME . . I AM GOING TO KILL THAT PIECE OF ***** OLD MAN)

    More upset that my favorite leather jacket had just been scraped and ripped beyond recognition than I was about being rear-ended by some impatient relic, I ignored the helping hands of the witnesses who came to my rescue, stood up on my own and bee-lined it to assault the culprit behind the wheel. I began yelling before I even reached his door.

    “Get out of the car you mother *****,” I bellowed as I roughly jerked open the driver’s side door. As I reached in to grab his arm I caught a glimpse of an elegantly clad and extremely attractive brunette sitting beside him. I hadn’t notice a passenger in the car when I had spied him from my rearview mirror a few minutes ago. And the shock on my face was clearly visible.

    “What the ***** BETTE, what in THEE ***** are you doing HERE?” I asked in utter disbelief as I grabbed the old man by his frail arm. Seeing a vision of BETTE PORTER relaxing in the seat next to my assailant was more than enough to make me want to do damage to him AND her. The last thing I needed now was moral guidance from the voices in my head.

    “Tsk, tsk, tsk, Beach, what do you think I am doing here?’ she replied as she nonchalantly examined her nails and brushed the imaginary lint from the white three-piece linen suit she was wearing. “I am trying to save you from yourself. I am trying to get you to stop and think before you do something stupid. Don’t you think you have acted the fool enough for one day?”

    “What the ***** are you talking about Bette?” I seethed with sarcasm and indignation. “I was played for a fool, Missy. SHE CHEATED ON ME for real . . .not in cyberspace, not in her head or in the pages of a diary. SHE ***** FUCKED MY SHRINK Bette. She took her to OUR favorite restaurant. SHE PLAYED ME FOR A FOOL, so how can you say I am acting like one, uh?”

    I was pissed to say the least and momentarily brought back to reality when the old man started yelling.

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    4. Awesome chapter there beach. I am too addicted to the beloved Sea but I also look forward to your work as well. don’t keep up waiting so long next time.

    5. i know you probably didn’t feel funny, but it was hilarious, especially vision of bette and the need for a donut and B&T porn-like sex fan fic…thanks, i haven’t laugh like that for quite long time

    7. She’s alive!!!! I saw your name and just about fell out of my chair! There are so many over the top, hilarious lines in this chapter, I would have to just retype the whole thing in the comment box in order to make sure I got them all. This is pure T6Beach…and it doesn’t get any funnier than that! Talk with you soon!

    8. Beachie, it is so good to see a chapter from you and an honor to be mentioned in it. This chapter was so damn funny and it put me in such a great mood that I will be smiling all day. Take care and thanks again for writing this chapter for us.

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