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Diary of a Mad Addict . . . Chapter 31
I belonged to a local ***** theatre group which was quite popular in town. We put on several stage plays a year and a huge musical production during the Christmas holidays. We were quite famous for bringing culturally diverse and innovative works of dramatic art to the locals. K may have been well-known for her furniture business and philanthropic ways, but I too, had etched out a little piece of notoriety as one of the drama clubs more accomplished performers and advocate for ***** involvement in the community.
As a way to hone our acting skills in between productions, members of the group often got together to act out scenes from the stories posted on the L-Word web n site. All of us were big fans not only of the Showtime dramatic series, but also of the talented writers who graced the web pages of the fan fiction.
I can recall many evenings spent at Sole Sisters, a neighborhood shoe store for service industry women (like restaurant , law enforcement, medical professions) and coffee shop. It was a favorite gathering place of us thespians because it offered a casual and relaxed atmosphere in which we felt comfortable practicing our craft. And if we needed a new pair of Sketchers or Rockports and a cup of Jo while rehearsing, we didn’t have to go too far!
The evenings spent at Sisters were fun and funny, memorable and retold a thousand times a thousand different ways for days on end. We all had our favorite authors, stories, chapters and scenes which we hollered and clamored for when deciding what we needed to work on.
If we needed to brush up on our mush, there was always Seahurst’s ” IF IT WAS MEANT TO BE” (“You told her about us? How much?” . . . “I told her how we met, how we fell in love. I told her the story of our life” . . .) and for dramatic takes there was Shakennotstirred’s “THE CHASE” (“I’m sorry. I don’t know what you saw, Bette, but it’s not” “Not now” “This is ***** nuts, Bette. Who is chasing whom?” “Maybe we need to stop running from each other.”)
The most popular choices were, of course, the stories in which *****-like Bette and Tina ***** dominated the pages. And we fought each other fiercely to play those roles!!! Giosony, Chasemenow, Crammit, Herotica, GeorgiaT – ***** awesome romantic, hot wet ***** for sure. But there wasn’t a single author we omitted in our role playing over the past two years. So many gifted story-tellers, so much material from which to choose and not enough time and space to give them all the props they deserve.
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Thank you, sweet baby beachnut. Thank you!
LOL…you sure got off the wrong foot with that “impatient relic”…
Absolutely hilarious! I loved the line “…and helped him to his feet, or should I say, to his foot.” You are so good.
Awesome chapter there beach. I am too addicted to the beloved Sea but I also look forward to your work as well. don’t keep up waiting so long next time.
i know you probably didn’t feel funny, but it was hilarious, especially vision of bette and the need for a donut and B&T porn-like sex fan fic…thanks, i haven’t laugh like that for quite long time
Welcome back. Thank you for continuing on with your wonderful story. I can so relate to your experiences.
She’s alive!!!! I saw your name and just about fell out of my chair! There are so many over the top, hilarious lines in this chapter, I would have to just retype the whole thing in the comment box in order to make sure I got them all. This is pure T6Beach…and it doesn’t get any funnier than that! Talk with you soon!
Beachie, it is so good to see a chapter from you and an honor to be mentioned in it. This chapter was so damn funny and it put me in such a great mood that I will be smiling all day. Take care and thanks again for writing this chapter for us.
Can this story get any better or any funnier i think not. I want your life it’s fucking hilarious…lmao…
Beach — one of your best crafted chapters ever … just perfect … thanks for the laughs…thanks for the pleasure
Hey beach that was great and it funny I Love it Thanks keep more writing Please!!!
She has come back to save us from all the sappy love stories. It was nice to have a huge laugh, please don’t wait 3 months to come back again.