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Drowning 17
Again, Tina looked down at Alices chest. This time Shane and Bette followed suit. Oblivious to her friends visually measuring Alices cup size, she continued. So when the time came for the surgery, instead of making them smaller, he actually enhanced them. Can you believe it? Like he thought she wouldnt notice. Hello, they are right there, cant miss em, you know? Dana came walking in with the drinks during this rant.
Thanks, babe. So anyway. My editor said the woman was so embarrassed, she never went to the authorities or anything and wanted me to check it out. Do a piece on the best breast docs in LA and see what I could find out about the doctor. So I go in and make an appointment talk to the doctor. Everything seems normal, right? Well, we do an evaluation, I explain that I just think they are too big and to please remove a cup. He checks me out, but not like checks me out, but all doctor like. He tells me he doesnt necessarily agree, but if thats what I want, sure. He makes the appointment for the surgery two weeks later so that I can have time to think it over.
So I go to the appointment, not exactly sure how I am supposed to figure out if he is actually going to give me the breast reduction or enhance them without actually going through with the surgery, which I didnt want to do.
Dana popped in at this, Yeah, she definitely didnt want that. There would be issues if she came home without her milky whites.
Alice smiled at Dana, What my boss failed to mention to me, is that in this two week cooling off period, his friend, while a bit drunk, admitted that she actually went to the doctor to get larger *****, she was just too embarrassed to say anything. So here I am, sitting in a doctors office, trying to figure out how to get out of this situation, yet finish my story, when I get a frantic call from my editor, telling me that it what actually happened. I run from the office, telling the doctor that I changed my mind, and he screams after me what a good choice I made, cause I had one of the nicest natural ***** hed ever seen.
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(49 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)
Great update.Bette needs to dump Robin.
As always another great update! Your description of how the group felt about each other is spot on.
K
Very cute of all of them. I agree, dump Robin ASAP.
lucia – great chapter – please please please don’t wait as long to post this time. it’s torture.
Bette needs to dump Robin ASAP. What a kill joy. Bette isn’t in love with her anyway…she is in love with Tina and should work in out with her. Then the family is back together and the good times can roll again. Dana needs to pay close attention to what happened in Bette and Tina’s relationship and decide if she can live the rest of her life without Alice. I don’t think she can, and I think Al will only take so much before she pulls a Tina and moves to Washington for good.
enjoyed throughly!
Another great chapter. Haha Dana is clever I bet she fell asleep in Alice’s bed on purpose. I cant wait for the danish to be together again! Please post really soon!!!!
just love it and I hope alice and dana get back together with tina’s help or by themselfs post soon
ok, first how can somebody believe can touch the sacred milky’s lol, of course except for Dana :P I still have hope, please post soon.
That was great. I agree that Bette needs to dump Robin. One of the things I like most about the show is the depth of their friendship. I think that really comes out in the story. Please post soon, I can’t wait to see what happens with Dana and Alice!
I’ve been completely remiss in leaving you feedback, but I just have to say that the Breast Reduction story was absolutely hilarious. And I loved Dana’s reaction to Alice asking her if she was okay sleeping downstairs. Aw. And then the ending. Aw. It really is those little things that make up a relationship, and I’m so thrilled with how you illustrate those points rather than making huge, grand statements, which are all very well and good, but ultimately sort of boring.
Anyway. Every chapter is an improvement on the previous chapter. This is one of those stories that just keeps getting better and better.
Great update and family scene. When will Dana see sense?
Lovely! I loved every bit of it. Now I am dying to see what Alice’s reaction to half dressed, pillow clutching Dana is going to be?!
I have to agree with the others. Robin has got to go, and our girls B&T must be together again. Can’t wait till your next posting.
Good fun. Bette wrestling Tina…Tina hugging too long? Sounds like they’re both getting a little grabby.
Robin can’t have a seat due to the stick up her arse, I think.
Yup…Bette needs to do some dumpage. Poor Alice and Dana.
Wake up Dana before you lose Al. I agree Robin needs to go! I know she’s jealous of Tina but she doesn’t seem to like the ‘family’ either. I think she will dump Bette.
I agree with the others… Robin’s gotta go! My favorite part (one of the best lines ever in my opinion): “Maybe a little.†She answered, “but just because I didn’t have a chance with Alice.†At this, Bette wrapped her arms around Tina and playfully wrestled her off of the couch.
I really enjoyed this. Thanks for posting. Looking forward to your conjured scenarios as this unfolds. Thanks!
Have been looking forward to this update, very nice…Robin’s not happy with Bette…dinner with Alice is going to be interesting…Bette and Tina hugged for a few seconds longer than needed that gives me hope! Looking forward to Bette meeting Cara for the first time what will this do to Bette?
Oh god i could go on with the question but i wont..can’t wait for the next chapter.
Thank you.
“There would be issues if she came home without her milky whites.†There sure would have been! I’m gonna have to agree with the consensus…AW!! To Dana lying in the bed. Are you sure your not evil also? I think you’ve been studying from my master for ending it where you did… :P
lovin’ this! can’t wait what happens next! please, don’t make us wait too long :) these cliffhangers are killing me ;)