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Episode S303
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‘Okay, but . . .’ Tina lowered her head and looked at Bette. ‘Privacy screen?’
Bette laughed. ‘Oh, come on!’
‘What? You’re saying they wouldn’t? When they’re in that wild, insane, make-up-sex-everywhere-anywhere phase? You know that phase. You know what it’s like—’
‘Yeah, but . . . but . . .’ Bette trailed off, blinking as she contemplated what Tina was suggesting. ‘That would be hot, wouldn’t it?’ Tina giggled. ‘Okay, I admit I would want to see that,’ Bette conceded, hand on hip.
‘So we watch it now’ – Tina glanced at the wall clock, which read about nine-fifty-five – ‘but then we also try out on-demand later?’
‘Okay. And if Shane comes back, we just—’
‘Go to bed!’
‘In bed by ten-thirty on a Friday night. We are those people now, aren’t we?’
‘We were those people twenty years ago, babe . . .’
Bette just raised her eyebrows, like she’d argue if she could.
***
The show began as always with a recap, which ended with Gigi’s car being hit. Tina winced. Bette turned her face away.
‘That looks bad,’ Tina said.
‘What if she’s dead?’
‘She isn’t.’
‘How do you know?’
‘I don’t, I’m just manifesting.’
Tina drew closer to Bette’s side. They were on the couch in the living room, with Solly tucked behind Tina’s curled-up legs. A pot of camomile tea and a bowl of popcorn to share, the kids in their rooms, hopefully both asleep, and on screen a paramedic told Gigi she looked good but they would take her in for observation. When he moved away, Nat came into focus.
‘Hmm . . .’ said Tina.
‘Emergency contact,’ Bette said flatly.
Nat and Gigi exchanged some soft small talk, but then a passing medic bumped Nat’s back and pushed her off balance such that her lips landed on Gigi’s lips.
‘Oh come on,’ Tina scoffed. And sure enough, once their lips had touched accidentally, Nat got the notion to kiss Gigi for real. ‘Um, she has a neck injury? Hello?’
‘Ridiculous.’ Bette shook her head. ‘And for the millionth time, where are their children?’
‘Maybe Nat had a neighbour come stay in the house while she went to the crash scene? Although do they even do that? Tell family members to come down to crash scenes?’ But suddenly Dani climbed into the ambulance. ‘Amazing. It’s like a party down there!’
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Thanks for the update and the analysis. Good call on the earring symbolism. But I am not so sure the writers of Gen Q are that savvy to put that in on purpose. More like the randomness of the universe made that happen. But it is meaningful. If they had meant it, Nat would have found the earring on the floor or the coffee table and returned it to her. That would have signaled something definite between Gigi and Nat….
In the end, Gigi is really not with Nat even though Dani assumes that she is. And chunking oranges at the car seems so damn juvenile. But okay….
This is the first episode with no Bette or Tina…. who will become the lead character or characters in this show? There is no clue from Episode 3. Well, if this is an example of what is to come, then I am not impressed. Oh well, I am but a single viewer…
Oh yes… loved Tina’s comment when Tess arrives for the unscheduled demolition. “Mom’s back…”. Tess is not my favorite character – she seems to be very manipulative. We do not know how it came to be that Patty came to live with Tess and Shane in LA, but something tells me that it was not Shane’s idea. Shane will work with it, but the more demands and request that Tess makes of her, the more quickly Shane will abandon the ship. Now that Shane has cheated and Sophie knows, it won’t be long before Tess finds out as well.
So far, I do not see the story arc for any of the characters except maybe for Angie. I don’t think Angie will become promiscuous, but I think she is definitely head for trouble with Samuel Hendrix. And Tina’s comment that Angie needs her parent? Well, when kids go off to college and don’t live under the same roof, parents have very little insight or influence on what a child does. They usually find out about problems when they become a crisis and not before. You hope you have given them the values, the tools and the incentive to make the best decision for their life. But the child is in control of their own actions. And they are bound to make choices their parents will not approve of. It happens to everyone. Tina’s statement is idealistically something a parent would say. But in reality, the adult child will come to the parents when they determine they need them and not before. Particularly a young and inexperienced adult child who has just been set free to experience the world. JMO.
Thanks for this chapter… look forward to more.
Hey Martha! Sorry for the delay in replying. Been a crazy busy week…. I wish all I had to do was write ff!
Having seen ep4 now, i do think there is something intentional going on with the earring, but also agree that it’s not entirely thought through? (shock!)
Agree too with what you say about Fake Angie and how Tina thinks she needs her parents. In real life, ignorance is so often bliss when it comes to adult children!
Anyway, thank you again. Really appreciate your analysis. Have a good week.
L
Could not summon up any enthusiasm for watching the Show until I saw you had posted.
Was not impressed with the Show but your Post at least doubled enjoyment so thank you.
SG
I’m w/U SassyG.
Normally I can stay awake to watch a new epi, but didnt cross my mind until wanting to re-play Tibette scenes from episodes 1&2!!!
Reading Largo’ s “GenQ episodes” r worth the anticipation! Largo’s accounts of Solly ABSOLUTELY have me doubled over sideways!!! Go back and see what I mean. HeHeHe!!!
Thanks, Dumplin! I’m glad you liked Solly in this chapter. I was thinking I needed to get him under Bette’s skin a bit more and wondering ‘what’s the one thing she absolutely cannot deal with???’
Thanks for reading and commenting, my friend. Have a good week!
L
hahaha, thanks SG! I’m glad I could somewhat improve the experience for you. It’s no fun, is it? I feel we’ve just been chucked a bone and told to shut up. Well, we won’t, so they got that wrong, lol
Have a good week!
L
Hey Largo,
A wonderful update, laughed a lot and very thankful you recaps this mess called GQ.
The storylines are ridiculous and it’s truly a shame we won’t get to see Bette & Tina in the next few episodes.
But we have you and other writers to give us our dosis of Tibette!
Hey Bibi, my friend! This show really is tough going without our girls, isn’t it? And, no disrespect to Laurel, but JB’s absence is just deadly. With her and Sepi gone, it’s like a charisma black hole.
Oh well. At least we have ff to be going on with. Thank you so much for keeping up with this series and giving me your thoughts. Always so appreciated. Have a good week!
L
Hey my pal,
Waves from the deep south here in the USA. :-)
Thanks so much for the recap. Now I KNOW for sure that I won’t watch the damn thing!!
I was more interested in the Real Tibette’s story update & reaction to the episode than the actual episode itself – how sad is that? What an absolute shame promoted by MLR & Showtime.
I felt so sad for TK as she is so invested into her & Bette’s Fake selves & was looking forward – just like us – to seeing what happens next for the fab couple.
Martha hit on so many meaningful moments, I agree.
Shane – you have created a woman who is striving to improve her life & a budding relationship. Taking ownership of her past & trying to change in a positive way. So unfortunate that MLR hadn’t thought of that – mature relationships! Ugh!!!
Loved your scene with the moms & Sasha – typical kid. And then the growth that Tibette has experienced & taken in recognizing mistakes, fixing the misstep right then & there by a heartfelt apology.
Solly as always, a joy to read & his strange relationship with his other mother (Bette) is endearing. They tolerate each other for the stake of the true master of the home – the lovely Ms. Tina Kennard Porter.
Thank you for this joy in light of the failure of MLR & ST to provide meaningful & compelling SLs & watchable entertainment.
Looking forward to your next installment!!
Hello my dear friend! How are you?
It’s funny what you say about Tina being sad that the Fakes aren’t in the show, because that’s interesting to me too – that the Real Tibette don’t know what we in the real world know. It confuses me sometimes, so I have to keep it straight in my head, who knows what, lol
But yeah, Tina is really the voice of the fandom inside this story.
Thank you too for noticing how Bette and Solly are both under Tina’s spell! That’s brilliant that you got that. Also noticing how Tina demonstrates that they’ve done the work to communicate properly. God, I wish we could have seen this on the show…. :-( Maybe eps 9&10, with the ‘true parenting challenges’ will show us something???
Anyway, thank you so much for keeping up with this series. Your support always means so much to me. Have a good week!
L