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Episodes S305, S306, S307 – Scottish New Year Special
Tina smiled at her. ‘And I realise that being dependable, and talking, and not running away when things get hard . . . That’s what Fake Tina gets wrong all the time. Well, until a few episodes ago.’
They gazed at each other, then looked back at Alice.
‘I did love the Dana sequence,’ Tina said. Alice said nothing; looked down into her drink. ‘And the cat.’
‘Oh, the cat!’ Alice lit up again. Bette didn’t know what they were talking about, because she hadn’t seen the latest episode, so they brought her up to speed – which led into a discussion of when and if Fake Bette and Fake Tina would return, not to mention Fake Angie and the Prof . . .
And it was fun. Even Bette had to admit that there was something interesting, something exciting, even profound, about the experience of seeing this show, these alternative lives. And about having Alice to share it with. At last. Another piece of what Alice coined ‘the OG jigsaw’ had fallen into place.
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The flight back home from Inverness wasn’t until five p.m. the following day, so after another long, leisurely breakfast Peggy suggested everyone might like to spend the day in Inverness. The shops were open again after the New Year’s Day holiday, and Kit in particular had a grand time hoovering up anything tartan and woolly to take back to brighten and cosy-up the New York winter.
Then it was back to the castle mid-afternoon to pack up and say a proper goodbye.
In the Red Drawing Room, a group of people sat around waiting for the cars. Tina, Angie and Sasha, Kit, Sonny, Helena and Shane were all there. Presently, Alice and Bette came in, and Bette led Alice up to look at a particular painting.
‘This is it. It’s a Henry Raeburn,’ she said. Alice looked at the painting, which was a portrait of a mature lady with long blonde curls and a wide, slightly goofy mouth. ‘Don’t you think it looks like Phyllis?’
Alice laughed. ‘Phyllis?’
‘Yeah, y’know – your ex-girlfriend, my ex-boss. See, I’m thinking here, around the mouth . . .’
Bette pointed, and Alice followed, but then her head snapped round and her eyes bulged and her mouth gaped a wordless scream, because there, over Bette’s shoulder, as large as life, was the suit of armour walking towards them.
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Happy New Year Largo!!!!
On my list for visiting countries, Scotland is high on it, love your description of the place and the house they stayed in, the dancing and the dialect.
Alice, it’s a pleasure to read your version! She is and never was my favorite character but you make me like her in this story.
Nice touch that despite how horrendous GQ is, Bette, Tina and Alice learn something about it.
Looking forward to the next chapter!
Hi Bibi – thank you so much for all your support and friendship. I hope you do visit Scotland one day!
Take care
Lx
Largo,
I love your sense of humor for the most part….. I am not particularly fond of people scaring one another as Alice and Ben does to Shane and then the revenge for Shane and Ben on Alice… Just a personal thing, in that I hate being scared and I hate for other to be scared too. But I love Sasha announcing that she does not know what the hell her Granma Peggy is saying and probably doesn’t have a clue about the other Scots as well.
I love that Alice wants to comfort Mhairi in her time of emotion and that she is so persistent in getting her breakfast without getting angry or ugly about it. There are things about Alice I love… and there are things about Alice I can do without… but I know Alice never does anything which she truly believes is harmful… its always in good fun.
As to getting lesson on life from Gen Q? Based on your story, I would say that the lessons they learned about themselves have been known by each of them for a very long time… I would say that Alice has it right… they should be grateful that the Real Tibette and friends are nothing like their Gen Q twins. The Real Tibette and friends have a real opportunity to experience joy, positive relationships and love. I am not sure the same can be said for the Gen Q characters..
And now we have a bit of mystery… who is this Quentin Gray and how does he know both Alice and Tina?
Thanks for this chapter…
Hi Martha! Sorry for the long delay in replying.
Thank you so much for your comment. I fully understand not liking the pranks – entirely fair.
I felt I had to try and come up with some rationale for what was happening, so I settled on a kind of reverse It’s A Wonderful Life, in which their real lives are better than the version they’re shown.
Anyway, thanks again!
L
As an English lady who will Celebrate her 80th Birthday this year and who has attended quite a few great Celebrations in Scotland I thoroughly enjoyed this ‘wee’ story.
Thank you, so much
SG
Wishing you the very Best Happy Birthday!!!
You are a gem & treat all the writers here on Lesfan with respect & gratitude.
And look – you share a birthday with Peggy!!! So funny.
Happy Birthday SassyGran!!!
A little early as the big day is not until August but had to mention it as the wonderful Peggy was to celebrate hers.
SG
Aw, thanks SG! And happy birthday when it comes. That’s a grand age to reach. I hope you have a lovely wee party as well x
Hey pal,
I’ve only had time to do a quick breeze though & want to read in more detail before I comment. I have to get my head around the fact that Alice sees GQ too!!!
Unfortunately, I’ve never been to Scotland in my trips to England – Now I’ll have to get there for sure!!!
Will post soon.
Take care :-) !!
Hey Largo, just got round to reading this chapter!
It was so lovely having them all together for Peggy’s big birthday!
Your stories come alive , I’m there with them all, laughing and joking and having fun.
Scotland is a beautiful place with some amazing places and scenery,
You are very lucky to be a wee Scottish lassie !!
Can’t wait for your next update
Hey Janice! Hope you’re well!
Thanks so much for reading this chapter and for commenting. I’m glad you enjoyed the party. It was a helluva job keeping all these people in my head, lol. I don’t make it easy for myself.
Take care
L
Hey Lassie, :-)!!
As per my ususal, I read thorough this twice & always notice little things I missed the first time around. :-)
Lovely story chapter set in your home country with all the elements that make it interesting & informative.
Great insight into the Peabody’s family & history.
Strange though that Helena doesn’t have a life partner at this stage of the game. Kinda feel a tad sad for her. Maybe Stephanie???
Bette & Tina have come so full circle in this story – each supporting the other & the deep profound love they have for each other is evident in how they talk, touch, love each other.
Like Martha, I’m not a fan or scaring people, but Alice did get what she deserved!!
Certainly the ‘grateful’ message for GQ could be a viable solution to why it exists. If only that was the case in RL & it was so much better written & presented. By then, that why we have you & your awesome creation of what Tibette could have been life.
Curious to know who this guy Quentin is & how he’s connected to both TK & Alice.
Ok, gear up for the next 2 episodes – as sadly they could be the last we actually see of JB & LuH together on screen. Any that seems so unbelievable to say.
They have been such a huge part of us for 20 years & will definitely live on in our hearts for all time.
Take care my pal & stay warm this winter!
Hey, my friend! Thank you so much for reading this chapter and for your close attention to it….
I said to Martha that I fully understand not liking the pranks. Sorry if that was annoying. Glad you liked the Scottish details though! And yeah, I had to try and come up with a rationale for why they would be seeing this show, and that was about the best I could do. I think it *kind of* works??
Anyway, thanks again, for all your support and encouragement. It’s fair to say i would’ve given up a couple of times if not for you reaching out to me. You’re a good ‘un.
Take care
Lx