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Episodes S305, S306, S307 – Scottish New Year Special
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‘This place is wild,’ Alice said, staring up at the granite walls. ‘I bet it’s haunted.’
‘Al . . .’
‘What? Ghosts can’t do anything. I mean, they’re mostly great. Helpful, even.’
Shane exhaled testily and pushed her fists into her pockets. Alice noticed, but then her attention was snagged by something.
‘Oh, fuck off !’ she said gleefully, then raced into a room to their left.
Shane glanced around to see where everyone else was. Tina, Angie and Sasha seemed to have disappeared. Ditto Kit and Sonny. She sighed, and followed Alice.
The room was square, with four large red Chesterfield couches in the middle, around a coffee table. The walls were crammed with heavy oil paintings and mirrors and weird old taxidermy. And in a corner, with Alice, Ben and Bette all staring at it – a suit of armour.
Shane walked cautiously up and joined them.
‘Wonder how much it weighs?’ Ben said.
‘Try picking it up,’ Alice suggested.
Ben gave her a yeah-right look, then continued to stare.
‘Imagine if it moved,’ Alice went on, wide-eyed. ‘Like, by itself, right now.’
Ben laughed, but Shane took a tiny step back. They all looked at her.
‘Not a fan?’ Bette asked.
Shane made a noncommittal noise. But the way her face had paled suggested ‘not a fan’ was an understatement.
***
Having arrived so late, it was only courteous to settle in quickly (translation: start an endless round of bitching about the room allocations). Sasha didn’t want to share with Ben, she wanted to be in with her mothers or Kit, but was persuaded to share with Shane, who didn’t want to be alone anyway. Then Jun Ying decided she’d rather share with Angie than Wilson, so Alice went in with Helena and Ben went in with Wilson.
They were also told that the best way to communicate was on WhatsApp, because the castle walls were three feet thick and texting was near impossible.
And finally, it was bedtime. Or, more accurately, do-a-puzzle, play-Nintendo, read-a-book, do-whatever-you-have-to-do-until-you’re-sleepy time. For Bette and Tina, that meant, first and foremost: proper unpacking. Toiletries lined up on the bathroom shelves, dresses hung up, underwear in drawers.
‘Hey, Tee . . .’ said Bette, glancing at the huge claw-foot bathtub in her and Tina’s room. ‘Wanna try it?’
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Happy New Year Largo!!!!
On my list for visiting countries, Scotland is high on it, love your description of the place and the house they stayed in, the dancing and the dialect.
Alice, it’s a pleasure to read your version! She is and never was my favorite character but you make me like her in this story.
Nice touch that despite how horrendous GQ is, Bette, Tina and Alice learn something about it.
Looking forward to the next chapter!
Hi Bibi – thank you so much for all your support and friendship. I hope you do visit Scotland one day!
Take care
Lx
Largo,
I love your sense of humor for the most part….. I am not particularly fond of people scaring one another as Alice and Ben does to Shane and then the revenge for Shane and Ben on Alice… Just a personal thing, in that I hate being scared and I hate for other to be scared too. But I love Sasha announcing that she does not know what the hell her Granma Peggy is saying and probably doesn’t have a clue about the other Scots as well.
I love that Alice wants to comfort Mhairi in her time of emotion and that she is so persistent in getting her breakfast without getting angry or ugly about it. There are things about Alice I love… and there are things about Alice I can do without… but I know Alice never does anything which she truly believes is harmful… its always in good fun.
As to getting lesson on life from Gen Q? Based on your story, I would say that the lessons they learned about themselves have been known by each of them for a very long time… I would say that Alice has it right… they should be grateful that the Real Tibette and friends are nothing like their Gen Q twins. The Real Tibette and friends have a real opportunity to experience joy, positive relationships and love. I am not sure the same can be said for the Gen Q characters..
And now we have a bit of mystery… who is this Quentin Gray and how does he know both Alice and Tina?
Thanks for this chapter…
Hi Martha! Sorry for the long delay in replying.
Thank you so much for your comment. I fully understand not liking the pranks – entirely fair.
I felt I had to try and come up with some rationale for what was happening, so I settled on a kind of reverse It’s A Wonderful Life, in which their real lives are better than the version they’re shown.
Anyway, thanks again!
L
As an English lady who will Celebrate her 80th Birthday this year and who has attended quite a few great Celebrations in Scotland I thoroughly enjoyed this ‘wee’ story.
Thank you, so much
SG
Wishing you the very Best Happy Birthday!!!
You are a gem & treat all the writers here on Lesfan with respect & gratitude.
And look – you share a birthday with Peggy!!! So funny.
Happy Birthday SassyGran!!!
A little early as the big day is not until August but had to mention it as the wonderful Peggy was to celebrate hers.
SG
Aw, thanks SG! And happy birthday when it comes. That’s a grand age to reach. I hope you have a lovely wee party as well x
Hey pal,
I’ve only had time to do a quick breeze though & want to read in more detail before I comment. I have to get my head around the fact that Alice sees GQ too!!!
Unfortunately, I’ve never been to Scotland in my trips to England – Now I’ll have to get there for sure!!!
Will post soon.
Take care :-) !!
Hey Largo, just got round to reading this chapter!
It was so lovely having them all together for Peggy’s big birthday!
Your stories come alive , I’m there with them all, laughing and joking and having fun.
Scotland is a beautiful place with some amazing places and scenery,
You are very lucky to be a wee Scottish lassie !!
Can’t wait for your next update
Hey Janice! Hope you’re well!
Thanks so much for reading this chapter and for commenting. I’m glad you enjoyed the party. It was a helluva job keeping all these people in my head, lol. I don’t make it easy for myself.
Take care
L
Hey Lassie, :-)!!
As per my ususal, I read thorough this twice & always notice little things I missed the first time around. :-)
Lovely story chapter set in your home country with all the elements that make it interesting & informative.
Great insight into the Peabody’s family & history.
Strange though that Helena doesn’t have a life partner at this stage of the game. Kinda feel a tad sad for her. Maybe Stephanie???
Bette & Tina have come so full circle in this story – each supporting the other & the deep profound love they have for each other is evident in how they talk, touch, love each other.
Like Martha, I’m not a fan or scaring people, but Alice did get what she deserved!!
Certainly the ‘grateful’ message for GQ could be a viable solution to why it exists. If only that was the case in RL & it was so much better written & presented. By then, that why we have you & your awesome creation of what Tibette could have been life.
Curious to know who this guy Quentin is & how he’s connected to both TK & Alice.
Ok, gear up for the next 2 episodes – as sadly they could be the last we actually see of JB & LuH together on screen. Any that seems so unbelievable to say.
They have been such a huge part of us for 20 years & will definitely live on in our hearts for all time.
Take care my pal & stay warm this winter!
Hey, my friend! Thank you so much for reading this chapter and for your close attention to it….
I said to Martha that I fully understand not liking the pranks. Sorry if that was annoying. Glad you liked the Scottish details though! And yeah, I had to try and come up with a rationale for why they would be seeing this show, and that was about the best I could do. I think it *kind of* works??
Anyway, thanks again, for all your support and encouragement. It’s fair to say i would’ve given up a couple of times if not for you reaching out to me. You’re a good ‘un.
Take care
Lx