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    iPoD Chapter 5

    Story written on July 13, 2005 by Danish League.
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    Lifeform Artifice Robotic Automaton, a Hersheys marathon, Alice and Dana’s titsabers and Hell’s Bride makes an entrance.

    Ahhhhhh. She cried

    Dana snapped into action just as the thumb flew into the soup.
    Neither of them noticed where the thumb had gone. All Dana could see
    was the fact that there was no blood. One would think that blood
    would be gushing from a wound like Laras, but to Danas
    amazement all she saw was a shower of sparks.

    Oops. Lara said a little too cheerfully.

    What the ***** is going on here? Dana insisted.

    An incessant beeping started to fill the air. Dana looked around
    for its source, which turned out to be Lara.

    I have to go. Lara said

    Wait, where are you going?!

    Dana followed Lara as she walked out of the kitchen and down the
    hall. When they reached the door to the office of Director Kennard,
    Dana was a bit surprised. Lara knocked on the door, which set off
    another round of sparks into the air. Dana ducked and covered her
    head with her hands.

    Enter. They heard the director call from inside the office.
    Tina looked up from her desk with a glob of chocolate hanging
    precariously off the side of her mouth when they entered.

    Chocolate chocolate. Chocolate

    All three looked around the room for the source of the phantom
    chocolate call. Finally Director Kennard turned her attention back to
    the business at hand.

    What do you need ladies? I was in the middle of a hardcore
    Hersheys marathon.

    Both Dana and Lara stared back at the director blankly.

    Well, get to it, my MMs are melting in my hand despite what
    they say in those damn commercials.

    Lara snapped to attention.

    Life form Artifice Robotic Automaton reporting, maam. I have
    sustained damage and am in need of repairs.

    Oh, brother. Director Kennard breathed.

    What is all this about director? Dana sat down in shock. I
    dont understand you mean Ive been dating a robot?

    Lara, go to the tech room for repairs please. Report to Agent
    Steiner.

    Yes, maam.

    Lara left the room, winking at Dana on the way out.

    The director sighed and opened her special stash of Belgian
    chocolate. She was going to need some hard chocolate for this task.
    She stuffed a truffle into her mouth and started her explanation.

    Fairbanks, we commissioned Lara for your own good. Back when
    you first got involved with the Milky case you were young and hungry.
    Getting heavily involved in the outcome of the case was natural, but
    after awhile we noticed a change in you. You began to talk about it
    constantly. Not just the case you began to work the word, milky,
    into a conversation in any way possible.

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    7. what an update! Awesome job! 4pages was well worth the wait. The L.A.R.A. thing threw me for a loop. So funny! When I read Alice say “the Rumbler” to Shane, I was like “It’s a Rambler!” …it was funny!

    10. LMAO! For some reason I was picturing Lara as the Buffybot when you explained that she was a robot, that was an awesome spin! And EZgirl flying from the ceiling cause of the titsaber had me rolling!

    16. LMAO! So brilliant–Lara the bot, great twist, Dana addicted to the milkies–awesome, it doesn’t get better! Thanks I can now fall asleep with happy danish thoughts!

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