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    iPoD Chapter 5

    Story written on July 13, 2005 by Danish League.
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    Lifeform Artifice Robotic Automaton, a Hersheys marathon, Alice and Dana’s titsabers and Hell’s Bride makes an entrance.

    Whats that boss?

    Alice jumped and instinctively threw her fist backwards, catching
    Shane squarely in the nose. Shane flew backwards landing with a thud.
    Mr. Jenks flew up in the air and landed on the computers keyboard.
    The image that Alice had just enhanced blinked onto the multiple
    monitors placed around the lair. Mr. Jenks scurried across the desk
    and into Alices lap. Gingerly pinching the rodents tail between
    her thumb and forefinger, Alice squinted and dropped her quarry onto
    Shanes chest.

    Stinky dirtymouse impersonator. Alice muttered.

    Shane shook her head and sat up to find Mr. Jenks sniffing her
    face.

    What was that for? Shane asked, rubbing her nose and
    gathering Mr. Jenks on her way to stand up. And anyway, hes a
    hamster. She looked around at the image displayed on the screens.
    Alice had zoomed in on Danas *****.

    Dude boss, what is all this?

    Alice self consciously smoothed her hair and looked around. In her
    best authorities Milky voice she replied.

    Research. She simply stated.

    Shane raised her eyebrow and decided to let it go before she got
    another knuckle sandwich with a side of Milky force.

    So, what are you going to do about Fairbanks?

    Oh. The Milkys evil grin was unmistakable, I am just
    going to count on her to bring it on. When she does she will figure
    out that she doesnt know as much about Alice The Milky
    Pieszecki as she thinks she does.

    Alice evil super villain cackle could be heard echoing throughout
    the surrounding area. Two miles away a farmer in a field looked up
    from his daily toil, a teacher paused in her lesson, and a bank
    teller miscounted a pile of bills, all because The Milky had a plan.
    What Alice hadnt fully factored into the equation was the fact
    that back at CIA headquarters Dana was feeling the same way she was.

    Lara looked up from the vat of soup she was busy stirring to find
    her girlfriend lazily walking into the kitchen. She smiled and
    proceeded to chop some onions to throw into the vat. Dana stopped a
    few feet from Lara and gestured at the onions.

    That’s for me?

    You know it is, hot stuff. Lara grinned and looked away from
    her chopping. When she saw Danas face, her already diverted
    attention totally left her hands and wandered into concern. Chopping
    required at least one section of the brain so the loss of this
    resulted in the angle of the blade shifting and coming down right on
    the knuckle of Laras thumb.

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    7. what an update! Awesome job! 4pages was well worth the wait. The L.A.R.A. thing threw me for a loop. So funny! When I read Alice say “the Rumbler” to Shane, I was like “It’s a Rambler!” …it was funny!

    10. LMAO! For some reason I was picturing Lara as the Buffybot when you explained that she was a robot, that was an awesome spin! And EZgirl flying from the ceiling cause of the titsaber had me rolling!

    16. LMAO! So brilliant–Lara the bot, great twist, Dana addicted to the milkies–awesome, it doesn’t get better! Thanks I can now fall asleep with happy danish thoughts!

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