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iPoD Chapter 5
Lets go Milky.
Dana made Alice and Shane go through the lazars first and then
ducked through them. She prodded Alice in the back with her gun and
waited for them to walk on.
You made it too easy this time. Dana declared.
Dana intently studied Alices face and the cat suit she was
wearing. She couldnt help but feel a magnetic pull toward this
woman who was her enemy and represented everything she deplored.
People like Alice were the reason she had joined the CIA in the first
place. Her eyes wandered to Alices *****, which the Milky noticed.
She smiled and exaggerated her walk so her butt shook side to side.
Dana was mesmerized and reacted a little too late when a shot was
fired from across the room.
The Jenny The Baker pulled out a piece of toast and chomped
on it while she watched Dana go down. She swiftly jumped down from
her perch and exited the building. She had seen the agents at every
exit, but she had googled the buildings blue prints before she
came and found a secret entrance. She finished her toast and left the
building leaving crumbs along the way.
Alice crouched next to Dana looking at her wound. She didnt
know why she just didnt run away. Something made her stay there
and help Dana. She motioned for Shane to come closer.
Get me a piece of that. Alice pointed at a very old tapestry
hanging on the wall.
Boss, shouldnt we make like a tree and leaf? Shane
whispered.
Just get me the damn cloth, Alice demanded.
Shane hopped up and ran to the wall, brining back the requested
cloth. Alice pushed the cloth over the wound. She had instructed
Jenny to hit Dana in the shoulder so she wouldnt be mortally
wounded. She just wanted to slow her down. She hadnt counted on
her heart betraying her. Alice mentally beat herself with a big
stupid stick for becoming emotionally involved with a CIA agent of
all people.
Dana stared at Alices face through a haze of pain. She stayed
for me, she thought.
Why? Dana asked.
Alice shrugged and helped Dana to her feet. What was she going to
do now? Dana didnt know if she could take the Milky in after what
she had done. She faced her internal war between duty and her heart.
Her mentor had betrayed her and thus confused her on what her job
really meant. Was she really duty bound to an organization that had
screwed her over?
She didnt get to decide. When they reached the main lobby they
found ***** Bride waiting for them. She was clad in a bright
yellow outfit and was brandishing a rather sharp looking sword. She
swaggered toward them with a ***** smile slithering its way onto her
face.
So we meet at last.
Who the ***** are you? Dana and Alice exclaimed.
***** Bride, who else. the figure replied.
Bride.. Bride Bride
Everyone looked around for the source of the repeated word. Alice
pointed to the ceiling, and everyone gazed up to behold a frizzy
haired woman dangling from a rope.
What the ***** is that? Dana asked.
The woman on the rope swung back and forth until she was swinging
clear across the room and back..
***** ***** *****
***** Bride took this opportunity to rush forward and swing her
sword at Alices head. Alice ducked and threw up her hand. Her
wrist band clanged against the sword. She pushed back and swung
around to reveal her Titsaber. Dana pulled out her own Titsaber and
Shane thrust Mr. Jenks in front of her. ***** Bride threw back her
head and laughed.
A gerbil?! You really think you are going to beat me with a
gerbil?
Hes a hamster!!
Hamster Hamster Hamster
Alice looked up as EZ the echo Girl flew through the room. She
put the Titsaber on beam and shot through the rope. EZ fell onto
Shane and they flew into the wall, both unconscious.
Oops. Alice said.
Her eyes widened as she saw Bette sneak in behind ***** Bride.
She quickly nudged Dana out of the way just before Bette threw a
knife at ***** Bride, who caught it without even turning around.
A wise man once said, drink your tea before you run out of
reasons to take your show on the road.
Huh? everyone yelled.
TBC
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(34 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)
congrats guys, i was getting a little impatient waiting for this chapter, but you delivered the goods. it was great!!
thank god you did something with stupid EZ girl. How more fucking funny can this story get.
all i have to say is this story is fricken hilarious and i was getting real impatient for you guys to post! I love it keep the storys coming!!!
That was such a satisfying read…Ladies, thank you!!!
oh my gosh i absolutley LOVE this fanfic its sooo hilarious and i loved the whole lara-robot thing too, great stuff!! xx
This is such an unusual story, but so fantastic. I love it, post a little sooner next time.
what an update! Awesome job! 4pages was well worth the wait. The L.A.R.A. thing threw me for a loop. So funny! When I read Alice say “the Rumbler” to Shane, I was like “It’s a Rambler!” …it was funny!
hilarious, really hilarious. great story ladies
I knew it Lara can’t be a human be haha :P. I don’t know why this story has 4 stars, but to me you are great!!!! Thanks.
LMAO! For some reason I was picturing Lara as the Buffybot when you explained that she was a robot, that was an awesome spin! And EZgirl flying from the ceiling cause of the titsaber had me rolling!
great job everyone. love this story. i love danish.
I love it and I can’t wait to see what happens next please post soon
i am not sure why there are three stars – this was incredible
This is great. And L.A.R.A. is genius! (I can totally see that being revealed in TLW season 3!)
Bravo! *clapping hands*
And number one entertainment of hiatus 2005 is.. iPoD! :)
LMAO! So brilliant–Lara the bot, great twist, Dana addicted to the milkies–awesome, it doesn’t get better! Thanks I can now fall asleep with happy danish thoughts!