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    iPoD Chapter 5

    Lets go Milky.

    Dana made Alice and Shane go through the lazars first and then
    ducked through them. She prodded Alice in the back with her gun and
    waited for them to walk on.

    You made it too easy this time. Dana declared.

    Dana intently studied Alices face and the cat suit she was
    wearing. She couldnt help but feel a magnetic pull toward this
    woman who was her enemy and represented everything she deplored.
    People like Alice were the reason she had joined the CIA in the first
    place. Her eyes wandered to Alices *****, which the Milky noticed.
    She smiled and exaggerated her walk so her butt shook side to side.
    Dana was mesmerized and reacted a little too late when a shot was
    fired from across the room.

    The Jenny The Baker pulled out a piece of toast and chomped
    on it while she watched Dana go down. She swiftly jumped down from
    her perch and exited the building. She had seen the agents at every
    exit, but she had googled the buildings blue prints before she
    came and found a secret entrance. She finished her toast and left the
    building leaving crumbs along the way.

    Alice crouched next to Dana looking at her wound. She didnt
    know why she just didnt run away. Something made her stay there
    and help Dana. She motioned for Shane to come closer.

    Get me a piece of that. Alice pointed at a very old tapestry
    hanging on the wall.

    Boss, shouldnt we make like a tree and leaf? Shane
    whispered.

    Just get me the damn cloth, Alice demanded.

    Shane hopped up and ran to the wall, brining back the requested
    cloth. Alice pushed the cloth over the wound. She had instructed
    Jenny to hit Dana in the shoulder so she wouldnt be mortally
    wounded. She just wanted to slow her down. She hadnt counted on
    her heart betraying her. Alice mentally beat herself with a big
    stupid stick for becoming emotionally involved with a CIA agent of
    all people.

    Dana stared at Alices face through a haze of pain. She stayed
    for me, she thought.

    Why? Dana asked.

    Alice shrugged and helped Dana to her feet. What was she going to
    do now? Dana didnt know if she could take the Milky in after what
    she had done. She faced her internal war between duty and her heart.
    Her mentor had betrayed her and thus confused her on what her job
    really meant. Was she really duty bound to an organization that had
    screwed her over?

    She didnt get to decide. When they reached the main lobby they
    found ***** Bride waiting for them. She was clad in a bright
    yellow outfit and was brandishing a rather sharp looking sword. She
    swaggered toward them with a ***** smile slithering its way onto her
    face.

    So we meet at last.

    Who the ***** are you? Dana and Alice exclaimed.

    ***** Bride, who else. the figure replied.

    Bride.. Bride Bride

    Everyone looked around for the source of the repeated word. Alice
    pointed to the ceiling, and everyone gazed up to behold a frizzy
    haired woman dangling from a rope.

    What the ***** is that? Dana asked.

    The woman on the rope swung back and forth until she was swinging
    clear across the room and back..

    ***** ***** *****

    ***** Bride took this opportunity to rush forward and swing her
    sword at Alices head. Alice ducked and threw up her hand. Her
    wrist band clanged against the sword. She pushed back and swung
    around to reveal her Titsaber. Dana pulled out her own Titsaber and
    Shane thrust Mr. Jenks in front of her. ***** Bride threw back her
    head and laughed.

    A gerbil?! You really think you are going to beat me with a
    gerbil?

    Hes a hamster!!

    Hamster Hamster Hamster

    Alice looked up as EZ the echo Girl flew through the room. She
    put the Titsaber on beam and shot through the rope. EZ fell onto
    Shane and they flew into the wall, both unconscious.

    Oops. Alice said.

    Her eyes widened as she saw Bette sneak in behind ***** Bride.
    She quickly nudged Dana out of the way just before Bette threw a
    knife at ***** Bride, who caught it without even turning around.

    A wise man once said, drink your tea before you run out of
    reasons to take your show on the road.

    Huh? everyone yelled.

    TBC

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    Comments

    1. what an update! Awesome job! 4pages was well worth the wait. The L.A.R.A. thing threw me for a loop. So funny! When I read Alice say “the Rumbler” to Shane, I was like “It’s a Rambler!” …it was funny!

    2. LMAO! For some reason I was picturing Lara as the Buffybot when you explained that she was a robot, that was an awesome spin! And EZgirl flying from the ceiling cause of the titsaber had me rolling!

    3. LMAO! So brilliant–Lara the bot, great twist, Dana addicted to the milkies–awesome, it doesn’t get better! Thanks I can now fall asleep with happy danish thoughts!

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