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iPoD Chapter 5
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Alice rubbed her temples with her fingers.
I must be going crazy, she muttered, Get everything and
put it in the Rumbler and we will be on our way.
Its a Rambler!
Whatever, just get the rat and lets get on the road.
Hes a hamster!
They pilled into the car and headed out. When they were on the
road Alice pulled out her cell phone and punched in a number. The
phone was answered on the first ring.
Everything is set are you ready?
Yes, fifteen percent right. came the reply.
Dont worry Toasty McGee you will get your money.
Alice hung up the phone.
Who was that? Shane asked.
The baker I asked her to come in for back up in case
Fairbanks shows.
Right so youre giving her fifteen percent?
No, my little dupe. You should know me better than that. Just
drive.
Okay, boss. Shane drove on while Mr. Jenks worming his way
into the equipment pack in the back seat.
Dana arrived at the museum after Alice did and watched her prepare
to break in from a roof top nearby. Tonya sat filing her nails and
humming.
Will you stop that?! There she is! Dana exclaimed.
Tonya jumped up and turned around grabbing her binoculars.
So what is the plan?
We wait until she gets in and then we get her. I have agents
posted on all the exits, and I had all the windows rigged with mini
explosives of nitrous oxide in case she tried to go through them.
Nitrous what? Tonya asked.
Laughing gas you freak. Luckily, Carmen was able to make me a
Titsaber just like the one the Milky had in the bar.
Wait, you are going to battle with *****?
Shut up, Carter and watch. Look she is rigging the alarm.
Tonya pulled out a Tupperware bowl from her bag.
Look, Dana I know I can be pretty annoying, but I wanted to do
something nice for you. I know how much you love chicken noodle soup
so I brought some along with me. Its my mothers recipe.
She offered Dana the soup. This was the most inopportune time for
Tonya to be sucking up and it peeved Dana off.
What is wrong with you Carter. Are you purposefully trying to
distract me? I dont need soup right now I need a Milky I
mean I need to catch the Milky.
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congrats guys, i was getting a little impatient waiting for this chapter, but you delivered the goods. it was great!!
thank god you did something with stupid EZ girl. How more fucking funny can this story get.
all i have to say is this story is fricken hilarious and i was getting real impatient for you guys to post! I love it keep the storys coming!!!
That was such a satisfying read…Ladies, thank you!!!
oh my gosh i absolutley LOVE this fanfic its sooo hilarious and i loved the whole lara-robot thing too, great stuff!! xx
This is such an unusual story, but so fantastic. I love it, post a little sooner next time.
what an update! Awesome job! 4pages was well worth the wait. The L.A.R.A. thing threw me for a loop. So funny! When I read Alice say “the Rumbler” to Shane, I was like “It’s a Rambler!” …it was funny!
hilarious, really hilarious. great story ladies
I knew it Lara can’t be a human be haha :P. I don’t know why this story has 4 stars, but to me you are great!!!! Thanks.
LMAO! For some reason I was picturing Lara as the Buffybot when you explained that she was a robot, that was an awesome spin! And EZgirl flying from the ceiling cause of the titsaber had me rolling!
great job everyone. love this story. i love danish.
I love it and I can’t wait to see what happens next please post soon
i am not sure why there are three stars – this was incredible
This is great. And L.A.R.A. is genius! (I can totally see that being revealed in TLW season 3!)
Bravo! *clapping hands*
And number one entertainment of hiatus 2005 is.. iPoD! :)
LMAO! So brilliant–Lara the bot, great twist, Dana addicted to the milkies–awesome, it doesn’t get better! Thanks I can now fall asleep with happy danish thoughts!