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    iPoD Chapter 5

    Tonya looked perplexed and shoved the soup back in her bag. Her
    plan of distraction was falling apart. She sat on the edge of the
    roof beside her partner and pouted. Dana reached for the focus on her
    binoculars and accidentally hit Tonya with her elbow. Tonya flew off
    the roof landing two stories down on a balcony. Dana looked over the
    roof and saw her get up shakily, brushing herself off.

    Im okay, she shouted.

     

    Dana shushed her with a finger over her mouth and looked back at
    the museum. It was time to take action.

    Alice tip toed toward the room that contained her goal. With this
    piece she would make enough money to retire and enjoy the high life
    somewhere tropical and far from the cold cruel business of thievery.
    They approached the entrance of the room. She sprayed a mist of
    chemical in the doorway to reveal the lazar beam sensors. She
    motioned for Shane to watch the door, and slipped through the beams.
    Just then Bette stepped out of the shadows to stand right in front of
    Alice.

    It is a wise man that doesnt put their bananas before their
    pudding. Bette intoned wisely.

    Huh? Alice asked.

    Bette flung her hands up in the air exasperated. She was clad in a
    shiny leather cat suit and sporting an array of deadly weapons.

    I just thought I would come along and assist. Bette
    explained.

    Alice raised her eyebrow and shrugged.

    Well, lets get to it, Bette suggested.

    They both went toward the case containing the intended item. They
    were pondering the alarm system, when Shane appeared at the entrance.

    Hey guys come here you need to see something.

    Shane grinned nervously and stood stock still.

    What is it? Alice grumbled.

    Just come here, boss. Shane replied.

    Alice walked to the door and reached over to smack Shane in the
    head. Instead she felt a hand cuff snap closed around her wrist.

    What the *****?!

    Dana stepped out from behind Shane holding the other end of the
    hand cuff and a gun.

    Ive got you this time Milky.

    Dana confidently grinned and silently congratulated herself. Alice
    sighed and tapped her foot. For some reason she was finding Danas
    grin cute and it irked her. Why was this happening? She knew she
    could take Dana down any time she wanted to, but she couldnt bring
    herself to do it. She remembered Bette and turned her head discreetly
    to check for her. Of course, she was nowhere to be seen.

    Comments

    1. what an update! Awesome job! 4pages was well worth the wait. The L.A.R.A. thing threw me for a loop. So funny! When I read Alice say “the Rumbler” to Shane, I was like “It’s a Rambler!” …it was funny!

    2. LMAO! For some reason I was picturing Lara as the Buffybot when you explained that she was a robot, that was an awesome spin! And EZgirl flying from the ceiling cause of the titsaber had me rolling!

    3. LMAO! So brilliant–Lara the bot, great twist, Dana addicted to the milkies–awesome, it doesn’t get better! Thanks I can now fall asleep with happy danish thoughts!

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