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    I’ve Got You Under My Skin – Chapter 3

    I have a bunch of L.A. Magazines for her anyway.”
     
    Dana:  “Al, she just moved to L.A., she just started a job, she just met us . . . my God,
    give her a break.  At least wait a couple of weeks before you start stalking her.”
     
    Alice:  “***** you.  I am not stalking her.  I don’t stalk people.”

    Dana:  “Whatever . . . continue living in Wonderland Alice.”
     
    Alice:  “What is that supposed to mean?”
     
    Dana:  (ignoring the question) “So are we getting together or what?  It’s fine with me if
    everyone comes over here.  We could do Chinese. ”

    Alice:  “Ok.  I’ll call Kit and she can call Bette.  You call Shane and go invite Tina to
    come over.  I will place the order, pick up some beer and I will be over.  Is that okay?”
     
    Dana:  “Yeah. See you in awhile.”

    Alice:  “Okay, Bye.”

    Dana:  “Bye . . . oh, oh, Alice, are you still there?”

    Alice:  “Yeah, what?”
     
    Dana:  “Don’t forget to get lots of pot stickers, okay?”
     
    Alice:  “Dana, I know.  You don’t have to remind me every time.  Bye.”
     
     
    Alice on the phone to Kit.
     
    Kit:  “Hello?”
     
    Alice:  “Kit, it’s Alice.”

    Kit:  (sounding really down)  “Hey, girl what’s up?”
     
    Alice:  “What wrong?”
     
    Kit:  “Oh, I just had a really rough day here at The Planet.  I am just getting ready to
    leave for the day.  My night manager just got here.”

    Alice:  “Anything I can do to help?”
     
    Kit:  “No.  But, thanks for asking.  I hate Mondays.”
     
    Alice:  “Hey . . . Dana is ordering Chinese, do you wanna come over?  We are
    checking with the rest of the gang right now.  We are even going to invite that new girl,
    Tina.”
     
    Kit:  “The new girl.  I just “knew” you’d be all over her.”
     
    Alice:  “It’s not like that.  We just need to make her feel at home since she doesn’t know
    anyone.”
     
    Kit:  “Hmmm . . . you are so thoughtful.”
     
    Alice:  “Kit, spare me the speech, Dana already gave it to me.  So are you coming over or
    what?”
     
    Kit:  “Okay, okay.  I’ll be over.  I guess I deserve to have a little fun with friends tonight.  What time?”

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    Comments

    1. cool post, I found it funny how it seems that every single one of the girls have a thing for tina, I can’t wait to see bette expression when she realizes that Tina is farm girl, this will be really intresting, the thing is i can see tina with either one of the girls, anyway please post soon.

    2. Hey, Portard…(That had to be one of…if not my favorite lines in S1. I used to drive to work with that mantra…”Hey, Portard, how’s your two moms, ya big gaymo?”… LMAO…just to put myself in a good mood…dreading what I was in for…then I’d get to work and nobody knew or could figure out why I was in such a good mood.) I really, really like this story! Even tho’ Bette was a big ‘ho when Tina accidentally ran into her. I can’t wait ’til they meet!! I know you’ll make it really, really good!!

    3. “pootie chasing dog” eh? lol. I like when you guys use the lines from the show. anyway Alice and Dana can fight over Tina all they want, but we’ll see what happens when T and B meet officially. I hope B apologizes for being such an ass!

    4. Bette’s going to want to curl up and die, when she sees Tina, if she even recognizes her. Kit is going to be apologizing for days, to Tina, when she finds out what Bette said to her, and Bette is going to get a earful, when Kit is done with her. This is going to be an interesting dinner. Hope they get done eating, before Bette gets there, otherwise, a few of them may lose their appetite, when Bette and Tina meet. Post soon, please.

    5. what the hell. dana, that is nasty on some many levels. and alice wanting everything that moves. please no dana, or alice or shane, or hellno. its all so stuck in my head that any of them with tina makes me break out in hives.

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