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I’ve Got You Under My Skin – Chapter 3
Story written on August 30, 2005 by hey_portard.
Alice: “Come over anytime. By the way, will you call Bette and tell her?”
Kit: “Sure. Can I bring anything?”
Alice: “Nope. Everything is all taken care of.”
Kit: “Okay, I will call Bette right now. See you in a bit.”
Kit calls Bette
Bette: (phone rings) “Hello, Bette Porter.”
Kit: “Do you ever quit, baby sis?”
Bette: “Hi, Kit.”
Kit: “What are you doing tonight?”
Bette: “Why?”
Kit: “Dana is getting Chinese and invited us all over. They are going to invite the new
girl that I told you about at breakfast. I think Alice has a thing for her.”
Bette: “If it’s male or female and has a pulse, Alice has a thing for them.”
Kit: “Good point . . . so will you come or not?”
Bette: “Actually I have a drinks meeting in a little bit. I will call you when I get done. It’s just a short meeting I have to discuss some fund raising options for the CAC.”
Kit: “Okay, try to make it. We’ll save you some food. I think you’ll really like meeting Tina. She was admiring your black and whites this morning.”
Bette: “Really? (She smiles and playfully says) You did say she is beautiful, right? And,
available?”
Kit: “Cool it. No Porter on the prowl around her. She is a very beautiful and sweet girl.
There is almost a pure innocence with her. She is not your type. She is not the kind of
girl that you are usually interested in.”
Bette: “Yeah, well you never know.”
Kit: “If you hurt her, I will hurt you. I don’t care if you are my sister or not. You are
not going to act like a pootie chasing dog around her.”
Bette: “*****. That was harsh.”
Kit: “Sis, you know that I love you and I want to see you happy. There has to come a point
in your life where you start to settle down. I don’t want you to get to my age and be
alone. I passed up on love because I wanted to have fun. Look where fun has gotten me. I am a former musician, who is estranged from her father and son and who goes to A.A. meetings in her spare time. I want better for you. I want you to find love and for love to find you. You deserve that baby sis.”
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(38 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)
cool post, I found it funny how it seems that every single one of the girls have a thing for tina, I can’t wait to see bette expression when she realizes that Tina is farm girl, this will be really intresting, the thing is i can see tina with either one of the girls, anyway please post soon.
DINNER IS GOING TO BE GOOD…GREAT JOB ..THANKS
can’t wait for Bette to show up
Hey, Portard…(That had to be one of…if not my favorite lines in S1. I used to drive to work with that mantra…”Hey, Portard, how’s your two moms, ya big gaymo?”… LMAO…just to put myself in a good mood…dreading what I was in for…then I’d get to work and nobody knew or could figure out why I was in such a good mood.) I really, really like this story! Even tho’ Bette was a big ‘ho when Tina accidentally ran into her. I can’t wait ’til they meet!! I know you’ll make it really, really good!!
It’s really starting to get interesting can’t wait till she meets bette post soon !!!!!
Can’t wait for the dinner to begin. I like the dialogue you have going between the girls. Good job.
Kit is going to have Bette’s ass when she finds out what she said to Tina. I can’t wait for them to meet face to face.
Damn Alice and Dana are so funny and they all want Tina, and can’t wait to see Bette and Tina meet. Post soon, thanks!
yes yes continue soon!!
The anticipation is killing me. Great story.
“pootie chasing dog” eh? lol. I like when you guys use the lines from the show. anyway Alice and Dana can fight over Tina all they want, but we’ll see what happens when T and B meet officially. I hope B apologizes for being such an ass!
I just love this story – very well written, sooo funny :o)) The B&T anticipation is killing me. Please continue soon…
Bette’s going to want to curl up and die, when she sees Tina, if she even recognizes her. Kit is going to be apologizing for days, to Tina, when she finds out what Bette said to her, and Bette is going to get a earful, when Kit is done with her. This is going to be an interesting dinner. Hope they get done eating, before Bette gets there, otherwise, a few of them may lose their appetite, when Bette and Tina meet. Post soon, please.
K
Great chapter, can’t wait to see what happens when T and B meet.
lets see how Bette will behave around Tina post soon
what the hell. dana, that is nasty on some many levels. and alice wanting everything that moves. please no dana, or alice or shane, or hellno. its all so stuck in my head that any of them with tina makes me break out in hives.
I’m stuck like chuck to this story. Oh well, maybe in the next chapter, B & T will come face to face…..I cant wait.
Please post again soon
dana and tina gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!