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I’ve Got You Under My Skin – Chapter 3
Story written on August 30, 2005 by hey_portard.
Bette: “I know. I know. I want that sometimes too.”
Kit: “Listen, come on by after your meeting, I am sure we’ll all still be there. Okay?”
Bette: “Okay, I will call you when I am done. Bye.”
Kit: “Bye.”
Dana on the Phone to Shane
Shane: “Dana! Whaz’s up?”
Dana: “Do you have plans tonight?”
Shane: “I always have plans.”
Dana: “No, I mean . . . Alice and I are ordering Chinese and we invited Kit and Bette to
come over. Why don’t you eat with us and you can go out later? Oh, and we are inviting the new girl Tina.”
Shane: “Is she coming?”
Dana: “I haven’t gone over yet to invite her, but I would imagine she doesn’t have any
plans being new in town and not knowing anyone.”
Shane: “Good point. Yeah, I guess I could come over for awhile. Want me to pick up some beer?”
Dana: “Alice is getting some, but more couldn’t hurt.”
Shane: “I’ll be over. Bye.”
Dana: “Bye.”
Dana hangs up the phone and starts to walk out the door, but suddenly stops dead in her tracks. She realizes that she is a mess and needs to freshen herself up before she goes over to talk with Tina. Dana walks into her bathroom and as she starts to primp herself she starts to daydream . . . “I wonder if Tina would ever be interested in anyone like me? She’s athletic, so we have that in common. She has a great sense of humor, she sweet, kind . . . “
Alice: “Uh . . . um. Earth to Dana?”
Dana: “God Alice, I didn’t even hear you come in.”
Alice: “So is everyone coming?”
Dana: “Yeah, I think so. Well, I haven’t asked Tina yet.”
Alice: “Why not?”
Dana: “I was just getting ready to.”
Alice: “Why do you have to get ready to ask her to come hang out with us?”
Dana: “I was just freshening up for the evening.”
Alice: “Yeah, for the evening or for Tina?”
Dana: “Alice, I am not in the mood for this.”
Alice: “I can go ask her. It’s # 114, right?”
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(38 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)
cool post, I found it funny how it seems that every single one of the girls have a thing for tina, I can’t wait to see bette expression when she realizes that Tina is farm girl, this will be really intresting, the thing is i can see tina with either one of the girls, anyway please post soon.
DINNER IS GOING TO BE GOOD…GREAT JOB ..THANKS
can’t wait for Bette to show up
Hey, Portard…(That had to be one of…if not my favorite lines in S1. I used to drive to work with that mantra…”Hey, Portard, how’s your two moms, ya big gaymo?”… LMAO…just to put myself in a good mood…dreading what I was in for…then I’d get to work and nobody knew or could figure out why I was in such a good mood.) I really, really like this story! Even tho’ Bette was a big ‘ho when Tina accidentally ran into her. I can’t wait ’til they meet!! I know you’ll make it really, really good!!
It’s really starting to get interesting can’t wait till she meets bette post soon !!!!!
Can’t wait for the dinner to begin. I like the dialogue you have going between the girls. Good job.
Kit is going to have Bette’s ass when she finds out what she said to Tina. I can’t wait for them to meet face to face.
Damn Alice and Dana are so funny and they all want Tina, and can’t wait to see Bette and Tina meet. Post soon, thanks!
yes yes continue soon!!
The anticipation is killing me. Great story.
“pootie chasing dog” eh? lol. I like when you guys use the lines from the show. anyway Alice and Dana can fight over Tina all they want, but we’ll see what happens when T and B meet officially. I hope B apologizes for being such an ass!
I just love this story – very well written, sooo funny :o)) The B&T anticipation is killing me. Please continue soon…
Bette’s going to want to curl up and die, when she sees Tina, if she even recognizes her. Kit is going to be apologizing for days, to Tina, when she finds out what Bette said to her, and Bette is going to get a earful, when Kit is done with her. This is going to be an interesting dinner. Hope they get done eating, before Bette gets there, otherwise, a few of them may lose their appetite, when Bette and Tina meet. Post soon, please.
K
Great chapter, can’t wait to see what happens when T and B meet.
lets see how Bette will behave around Tina post soon
what the hell. dana, that is nasty on some many levels. and alice wanting everything that moves. please no dana, or alice or shane, or hellno. its all so stuck in my head that any of them with tina makes me break out in hives.
I’m stuck like chuck to this story. Oh well, maybe in the next chapter, B & T will come face to face…..I cant wait.
Please post again soon
dana and tina gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!