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Lady Slayer
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Bette parked in the first available space in the car park of the restaurant. She looked around at the newly discovered restaurant, wondering why she had never heard of the place before, but certainly glad that Tina had.
She looked up at the illuminated sign, ‘Pearl of the Ocean’, the surroundings seemed almost tranquil and quaint…, she had an overwhelming feeling of sensuality wash over her and she hadn’t even stepped over the threshold of the door as yet.
“You like?” Tina said as she watched Bette.
“I do…, very much…”
“Let’s hope the food lives up to its reputation then!” Tina laughed.
“Have you not been here before?” Bette asked, wondering as they had pulled up in front of the restaurant who Tina had been here with, she had felt a sudden wave of jealousy as her mind wandered, was it Diane or was it Eric…
“No…, not been here before…, it was recommended by a friend…”
“Oh… good…” Bette gave an internal sigh of relief, not really wanting to be visiting places that Tina had frequented with others, but she was sure that Tina would probably feel the same way…, not that there was anything to worry about on that front…, she very very rarely went so far has having meals out with women that she spent time with…, business dinners, dinner with friends…, but nothing more, that would mean she would be interested in something more than what her Lady Slayer reputation presented…, and there was no more…, not until now…
“Good?” Tina quizzed.
“Well…, yeah you know…” Bette tried to explain, “it’s nice to go to new places…”
Tina gave an internal sigh, “yeah, it is…” thankful that this was a good choice of being new to them both; she really didn’t want to be dining in Lady Slayer territory.
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Tina glanced over her menu, admiring her dining partner and finally able to take in the vision that arrived on her doorstep forty five minutes earlier.
To say Bette looked drop dead gorgeous was an understatement of the highest degree…, the woman was purely and simply stunning…, it was the only way Tina found to describe her…
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Yay. So happy this one is back. I’ve been hoping to see it updated. Liked the lightness of this chapter even though there were a few heavy moments. Its nice to see them hanging out, being playful, without the heavy burden of their pasts..or what everything means.. or what other people with think. PPS.
Jo, thanks for updating…I love this story. It doesn’t matter to me how long a post is as long as you’re posting. You have a wonderful way of telling a story and I look for your name all the time. This site is a escape for many of us from the real world and it’s very appreciated. :)
Welcome back…you are such a lazy countrybumpkin, where have you been????? LMAO. Great post… I loved the playful banter, the sexual tension… loved everything about it and as you know Bette and I have things in common LOL! Good one mate xx
Here is another quote, although not from the bible, I can vouch for its accuracy. “Oh, how I love to read the words of JoBadge…let me count the ways.” Thanks for taking the time to entertain us!
It was good to see this story again, it has been a while. Bette and Tina are so cute together they just click.Looking forward to seeing where the rest of the date goes.
praise the lord… i’m a believer…
… I may not be very accustomed to the King James ritual, Bette’s version of the 23rd Psalm had me, like Tina, trying to contain my laughter in order not to wake up my neighbours (it’s past midnight here)… Jo, you really are SUCH a writer… more please :-))
Amen ! Thank God, I’m an agnostic and therefore am allowed to laugh my a** off here !!! Well, it seems Reverend Porter is back in form, indeed. I just love love love seeing these two being so playful and I enjoyed their witty banter sooo much. This was such a wonderful chapter, Jo ! Well, of course, this is an understatement, but I have to save a few “superlatives” for what’s coming next, right ? As for their conversation, I must say I too want to hear Bette talk about her mother. We almost never had that opportunity, at least not in the show. But actually, there are so many things that I would like to know : I’d like to hear Bette talk about her father some more, I’d like to know who that Lily is, I’d like Tina to talk about Eric, why she married him, etc. Oh, well, I’m sure Her Holiness Jo will answer my prayers sooner or later… THANK YOU !
Jo, that was such a Great Update!!!!! I am so loving this!!!PPVS
Jo such a wonderful chapter and yes, you have been missed. Thanks so much for bringing back a mention of that wonderful restaurant with the private dining rooms and view of the ocean. Both those stories were ones I truly enjoyed. Thanks for mentioning them and I just might go back and read them again. Love seeing the tow of them being able to have the light banter between them, it is very romantic and love to see them together. Wish this could be filmed, because I can just see those two black dresses and the ambiance of the restaurant. Love it. PPS
The end was hilarious. Sorry seahurst but she beat your breats from when you were twenty story!! Thanks for the update Jo, what a lovely present for a hot and lazy sunday! Looking forward to more.
ABSOLUTELY loved it!! Wonderful job as always Mate!
It doesn’t matter to me how long the post is Jo, as long as you keep posting this story!!! Love it!
About time you showed up again. Since they couldn’t be bothered to arrange a baptism for me until I was 12 (too late!) you go right ahead and blaspheme all you want. You and Bette. I’m glad Tina is taking Bette’s boob obsession so well, if it had been a guy carrying on like that I wonder if she’d be offended. As nice as we know those private rooms to be, it’s just a little too early for that since they were still debating whether this was business or pleasure. They’ll steam up their private window on the Pacific soon enough. And you better give us every detail of it. And soon.
Instead of Lilys of the valley, Breast of the valley. God I so remember that restuarant. Good times and hopefully this encounter will lead to even better times.
Love this. You can laugh until you cry. Bette and Tina are so great together. thanks
Hey Jo, Thank you for that heavenly dinner date. bette and Tina were both on fine form as they enjoyed each other’s company and began to relax and be themselves. The pun on Psalm 23 had me in tears. What a hysterical moment after all of the soul searching of previous chapters. Again your talent shines through. A beacon in the dark and lonely sea. More please. Thank you so much for putting a smile on my face for the rest of the day as I replay that scene. Your Loyal Fan.
Jo nobody does it better! Don’t care if it’s one or ten pages as long as it’s you writing it! Loved the references of the private dining areas in “I Thought We Could Spend the Evening Together”…another awesome story! Love it! Thank you so much!
Great story – I’ve been missing you. So good to see them flirting and falling in love
Jo, you know if you write it we’ll read it, even if we have to wait. Love the restuarant, private rooms, hmmmmmmmmmm. When i’m in church on Sunday I think I need to re-read Psalm 23, cos I really like your version. With stories like yours how can you not love B&T.
That was funny!
I will never read Psalm 23 again without smiling as I think about your adaptation of the verse for this story! Wickedly funny! LOL! PS.
Hee, the valley breasts. Great chapter, Jo. Thanks
ooh what a lovely chapter Jo! Love this. The Valley of breasts indeed! LOL
I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything just now. My monitor would’ve hated me. LOL! I just got an image in my head of Bette with boobs on her head. Somehow I don’t think that’s quite right, though it IS quite amusing.
You are one hilarious woman! Just love your stories because they run the rank of every emotion. Excellent chapter… one page or more.
great post! i am so glad to read one more time about this story. Please continue!
That was a great chapter. I loved the last one too and this provided a nice balance. It was good to see them having fun and enjoying each other. PPS, we can hardly wait!
Hi Jo. That was just so wonderful, beautifully written as always… and funny as hell. You can do it all! Thanks!
very clever…ngati-tureiti