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Lady Slayer
It was kind of ironic that they had both chosen a black dress, with her own sleeveless and fitted to every curve and laying just above her knee. Bette had chosen a more flowing material with sleeve to her forearm, a deep V at the neck that plunged just far enough to allow the imagination to wonder just where that valley lead. Her waist was accentuated by a wide belt and the flowing skirt landed just on the knee.
Bette scanned the menu that had just been handed to her, her eyes instantly widened as she spotted her absolute favourite.
She looked up to find Tina’s eyes surveying her in, what seemed like, a deep reverie. Bette didn’t immediately say what she was going to say about the menu; instead she took in the way Tina was looking at her.
To say she felt exposed was an exaggeration, Tina’s look was both intense and unsettling. Bette’s eyes dropped to the view that had instantly drawn her earlier, when Tina had open the door, she couldn’t help the way in which her gaze fell upon Tina’s breasts, or more to the point, the extenuated valley between.
Tina’s dress was fitted so closely to her curves that there was little room for Bette’s imagination and attention to be drawn…, it had been instant and for some reason Bette seemed unable to allow her concentration to focus on anything apart from the delicious view.
She took a deep breath and looked back to Tina’s face, where she found a smirk or the knowing kind. Not only had she been caught at the front door of Tina’s apartment, she had been caught now too.
Bette gave a small embarrassed laugh, “sorry…” she said as she looked back at the menu.
Tina gave an internal smile as she watched Bette’s reaction, she hadn’t realised when she had heard that ‘formidable’ statement about Bette that whoever had deduced that description had failed to include a certain ‘cuteness’ into the equation.
“You know you’re pretty cute aren’t you Bette Porter…” Tina said with a smile, realising that the word was probably not something that usually described her. Or if it was, it was probably behind hands in whispered tones as she walked by the many onlookers that she seemed to attract, but their cute and Tina’s cute were far universes apart.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Yay. So happy this one is back. I’ve been hoping to see it updated. Liked the lightness of this chapter even though there were a few heavy moments. Its nice to see them hanging out, being playful, without the heavy burden of their pasts..or what everything means.. or what other people with think. PPS.
Jo, thanks for updating…I love this story. It doesn’t matter to me how long a post is as long as you’re posting. You have a wonderful way of telling a story and I look for your name all the time. This site is a escape for many of us from the real world and it’s very appreciated. :)
Welcome back…you are such a lazy countrybumpkin, where have you been????? LMAO. Great post… I loved the playful banter, the sexual tension… loved everything about it and as you know Bette and I have things in common LOL! Good one mate xx
Here is another quote, although not from the bible, I can vouch for its accuracy. “Oh, how I love to read the words of JoBadge…let me count the ways.” Thanks for taking the time to entertain us!
It was good to see this story again, it has been a while. Bette and Tina are so cute together they just click.Looking forward to seeing where the rest of the date goes.
praise the lord… i’m a believer…
… I may not be very accustomed to the King James ritual, Bette’s version of the 23rd Psalm had me, like Tina, trying to contain my laughter in order not to wake up my neighbours (it’s past midnight here)… Jo, you really are SUCH a writer… more please :-))
Amen ! Thank God, I’m an agnostic and therefore am allowed to laugh my a** off here !!! Well, it seems Reverend Porter is back in form, indeed. I just love love love seeing these two being so playful and I enjoyed their witty banter sooo much. This was such a wonderful chapter, Jo ! Well, of course, this is an understatement, but I have to save a few “superlatives” for what’s coming next, right ? As for their conversation, I must say I too want to hear Bette talk about her mother. We almost never had that opportunity, at least not in the show. But actually, there are so many things that I would like to know : I’d like to hear Bette talk about her father some more, I’d like to know who that Lily is, I’d like Tina to talk about Eric, why she married him, etc. Oh, well, I’m sure Her Holiness Jo will answer my prayers sooner or later… THANK YOU !
Jo, that was such a Great Update!!!!! I am so loving this!!!PPVS
Jo such a wonderful chapter and yes, you have been missed. Thanks so much for bringing back a mention of that wonderful restaurant with the private dining rooms and view of the ocean. Both those stories were ones I truly enjoyed. Thanks for mentioning them and I just might go back and read them again. Love seeing the tow of them being able to have the light banter between them, it is very romantic and love to see them together. Wish this could be filmed, because I can just see those two black dresses and the ambiance of the restaurant. Love it. PPS
The end was hilarious. Sorry seahurst but she beat your breats from when you were twenty story!! Thanks for the update Jo, what a lovely present for a hot and lazy sunday! Looking forward to more.
ABSOLUTELY loved it!! Wonderful job as always Mate!
It doesn’t matter to me how long the post is Jo, as long as you keep posting this story!!! Love it!
About time you showed up again. Since they couldn’t be bothered to arrange a baptism for me until I was 12 (too late!) you go right ahead and blaspheme all you want. You and Bette. I’m glad Tina is taking Bette’s boob obsession so well, if it had been a guy carrying on like that I wonder if she’d be offended. As nice as we know those private rooms to be, it’s just a little too early for that since they were still debating whether this was business or pleasure. They’ll steam up their private window on the Pacific soon enough. And you better give us every detail of it. And soon.
Instead of Lilys of the valley, Breast of the valley. God I so remember that restuarant. Good times and hopefully this encounter will lead to even better times.
Love this. You can laugh until you cry. Bette and Tina are so great together. thanks
Hey Jo, Thank you for that heavenly dinner date. bette and Tina were both on fine form as they enjoyed each other’s company and began to relax and be themselves. The pun on Psalm 23 had me in tears. What a hysterical moment after all of the soul searching of previous chapters. Again your talent shines through. A beacon in the dark and lonely sea. More please. Thank you so much for putting a smile on my face for the rest of the day as I replay that scene. Your Loyal Fan.
Jo nobody does it better! Don’t care if it’s one or ten pages as long as it’s you writing it! Loved the references of the private dining areas in “I Thought We Could Spend the Evening Together”…another awesome story! Love it! Thank you so much!
Great story – I’ve been missing you. So good to see them flirting and falling in love
Jo, you know if you write it we’ll read it, even if we have to wait. Love the restuarant, private rooms, hmmmmmmmmmm. When i’m in church on Sunday I think I need to re-read Psalm 23, cos I really like your version. With stories like yours how can you not love B&T.
That was funny!
I will never read Psalm 23 again without smiling as I think about your adaptation of the verse for this story! Wickedly funny! LOL! PS.
Hee, the valley breasts. Great chapter, Jo. Thanks
ooh what a lovely chapter Jo! Love this. The Valley of breasts indeed! LOL
I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything just now. My monitor would’ve hated me. LOL! I just got an image in my head of Bette with boobs on her head. Somehow I don’t think that’s quite right, though it IS quite amusing.
You are one hilarious woman! Just love your stories because they run the rank of every emotion. Excellent chapter… one page or more.
great post! i am so glad to read one more time about this story. Please continue!
That was a great chapter. I loved the last one too and this provided a nice balance. It was good to see them having fun and enjoying each other. PPS, we can hardly wait!
Hi Jo. That was just so wonderful, beautifully written as always… and funny as hell. You can do it all! Thanks!
very clever…ngati-tureiti