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    Lady Slayer

    Story written on August 12, 2007 by Jobadge.
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    Chapter 13 – Yea, though I walk through the valley of breasts…

     

    “I beg your pardon?” Bette said as she looked up from her menu.

     

    “You…, you are pretty cute…”

     

    Bette laughed and shook her head…, “I am many things Tina, but that is most definitely not one of them…”

     

    “Don’t you think that maybe I can make that conclusion?”

     

    Bette looked intensely at Tina, “I suppose, I just don’t understand it, that’s all.”

     

    “Haven’t you been called cute before?”

     

    Bette laughed once again, “uh…, that would be a no…”

     

    Tina huffed, “that’s sacrilege…”

     

    Bette shook her head and returned her eyes to the menu, still not quite understanding Tina’s words, wasn’t that word ‘cute’, used by people to describe puppies and kitten and, ugh…, babies…, but not a grown woman sitting in a restaurant, how could that possibly deduce the word ‘cute’, that was just insane, although…, and she smiled to herself as the thought popped into her mind…, Tina’s puppies were pretty cute…, maybe she understood a little more with that thought…

     

    “T…, do you see anything that takes your eye?”

     

    Tina smirked, why was it she felt full of devilment this evening, was it that she felt lighter after her confession earlier in the day, or that when she had driven home her tears had flowed like that hadn’t in a long time, or was it just being in the company of a woman that already made her feel different than she had before.

     

    Bette looked at Tina smirking; she shook her head, wondering whether she was going to get anything sensible out of Tina this evening, “menu…”

     

    Tina smiled, “I think I might go for the Asparagus with parmesan to start, then Champagne Baked Salmon…, what about you?”

     

    “They have my absolute favourite, so it has to be the Asparagus to start also, I love that dish…, and then, what would be sacrilege is to leave this restaurant and not have the Pemequid Oysters with chilli and Salmon Caviar…”

     

    “Oysters…” Tina said with raised eyebrows…

     

    “Tina…” Bette smiled, not having seen Tina in such an exuberant mood before, and noting how every word seemed laced with innuendo, she knew exactly why Tina’s reference to oysters caused the raised eyebrows, “complete myth T…, and just so you know, according to the myth, when Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love, sprang forth from the sea on an oyster shell and gave birth to Eros, the word ‘aphrodisiac’ arose, therefore the relation between oysters and it being an aphrodisiac was born.”

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    1. Yay. So happy this one is back. I’ve been hoping to see it updated. Liked the lightness of this chapter even though there were a few heavy moments. Its nice to see them hanging out, being playful, without the heavy burden of their pasts..or what everything means.. or what other people with think. PPS.

    2. Jo, thanks for updating…I love this story. It doesn’t matter to me how long a post is as long as you’re posting. You have a wonderful way of telling a story and I look for your name all the time. This site is a escape for many of us from the real world and it’s very appreciated. :)

    3. Welcome back…you are such a lazy countrybumpkin, where have you been????? LMAO. Great post… I loved the playful banter, the sexual tension… loved everything about it and as you know Bette and I have things in common LOL! Good one mate xx

    4. Here is another quote, although not from the bible, I can vouch for its accuracy. “Oh, how I love to read the words of JoBadge…let me count the ways.” Thanks for taking the time to entertain us!

    5. It was good to see this story again, it has been a while. Bette and Tina are so cute together they just click.Looking forward to seeing where the rest of the date goes.

    7. … I may not be very accustomed to the King James ritual, Bette’s version of the 23rd Psalm had me, like Tina, trying to contain my laughter in order not to wake up my neighbours (it’s past midnight here)… Jo, you really are SUCH a writer… more please :-))

    8. Amen ! Thank God, I’m an agnostic and therefore am allowed to laugh my a** off here !!! Well, it seems Reverend Porter is back in form, indeed. I just love love love seeing these two being so playful and I enjoyed their witty banter sooo much. This was such a wonderful chapter, Jo ! Well, of course, this is an understatement, but I have to save a few “superlatives” for what’s coming next, right ? As for their conversation, I must say I too want to hear Bette talk about her mother. We almost never had that opportunity, at least not in the show. But actually, there are so many things that I would like to know : I’d like to hear Bette talk about her father some more, I’d like to know who that Lily is, I’d like Tina to talk about Eric, why she married him, etc. Oh, well, I’m sure Her Holiness Jo will answer my prayers sooner or later… THANK YOU !

    10. Jo such a wonderful chapter and yes, you have been missed. Thanks so much for bringing back a mention of that wonderful restaurant with the private dining rooms and view of the ocean. Both those stories were ones I truly enjoyed. Thanks for mentioning them and I just might go back and read them again. Love seeing the tow of them being able to have the light banter between them, it is very romantic and love to see them together. Wish this could be filmed, because I can just see those two black dresses and the ambiance of the restaurant. Love it. PPS

    11. The end was hilarious. Sorry seahurst but she beat your breats from when you were twenty story!! Thanks for the update Jo, what a lovely present for a hot and lazy sunday! Looking forward to more.

    14. About time you showed up again. Since they couldn’t be bothered to arrange a baptism for me until I was 12 (too late!) you go right ahead and blaspheme all you want. You and Bette. I’m glad Tina is taking Bette’s boob obsession so well, if it had been a guy carrying on like that I wonder if she’d be offended. As nice as we know those private rooms to be, it’s just a little too early for that since they were still debating whether this was business or pleasure. They’ll steam up their private window on the Pacific soon enough. And you better give us every detail of it. And soon.

    15. Instead of Lilys of the valley, Breast of the valley. God I so remember that restuarant. Good times and hopefully this encounter will lead to even better times.

    17. Hey Jo, Thank you for that heavenly dinner date. bette and Tina were both on fine form as they enjoyed each other’s company and began to relax and be themselves. The pun on Psalm 23 had me in tears. What a hysterical moment after all of the soul searching of previous chapters. Again your talent shines through. A beacon in the dark and lonely sea. More please. Thank you so much for putting a smile on my face for the rest of the day as I replay that scene. Your Loyal Fan.

    18. Jo nobody does it better! Don’t care if it’s one or ten pages as long as it’s you writing it! Loved the references of the private dining areas in “I Thought We Could Spend the Evening Together”…another awesome story! Love it! Thank you so much!

    20. Jo, you know if you write it we’ll read it, even if we have to wait. Love the restuarant, private rooms, hmmmmmmmmmm. When i’m in church on Sunday I think I need to re-read Psalm 23, cos I really like your version. With stories like yours how can you not love B&T.

    25. I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything just now. My monitor would’ve hated me. LOL! I just got an image in my head of Bette with boobs on her head. Somehow I don’t think that’s quite right, though it IS quite amusing.

    28. That was a great chapter. I loved the last one too and this provided a nice balance. It was good to see them having fun and enjoying each other. PPS, we can hardly wait!

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