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    My Heart Will Go On

    Kate Winslet.

     

    Beautiful Kate Winslet.

     

    Kate Winslet who’d gone and rocked every imaginable shade of hair color.

     

    Kate Winslet who’d not only won an Oscar but 40 other awards according to her IMDb profile.

     

    Kate Winslet with her amazing squinty eyed smile and curvy body.

     

    Kate Winslet who probably volunteered and worked with needy children when she wasn’t busy looking gorgeous in front of the cameras.

     

    Kate Winslet with her deliciously hypnotic British accent.

     

    Kate Winslet.

     

    When asked who she thought was the sexiest woman on earth, Tina had replied with Kate Winslet.

     

    Kate Winslet.

     

    Not Bette Porter.

     

    And since our names weren’t remotely similar, I know it wasn’t just a slip of the tongue.

     

    Tina desires Kate Winslet.

     

    Jabbing my tooth-brush back into its slot I looked at the mirror.

     

    I was no Kate Winslet.

     

    Kate Winslet didn’t exactly strike me as the kind of woman who slept in flannel pajamas, no she was definitely a sheer silk kinda woman.

     

    I stared back at my flannel wearing reflection with disdain and frowned. Could I really blame Tina for wanting Kate over me? When was the last time I put on something sexy for her? Sadly I couldn’t remember.

     

    “Fuck” No wonder Kate was winning by a landslide. I wasn’t even trying. Somewhere along the way I’d forgotten what was truly important in life and lost my way.

     

    I stopped trying to entice my wife.

     

    I knew Tina wouldn’t go sniffing elsewhere, she just wasn’t made that way but now I know she desires another.

     

    I have to do something before its too late.

     

    I have to stock up on sexy sheer lingerie or at the least, have my old stock dusted.

     

    “Bette are you planning to come to bed anytime soon?”

     

    She means for sleep not hot steamy mind blowing, put Kate Winslet to shame sex. Tina wants me in bed so we can talk and cuddle which up until tonight was something I looked forward to almost as much as the sex but with Kate in the picture now I really couldn’t afford to let my game slip anymore.

     

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    Comments

    1. I liked this little story. It’s funny and charming. It’s funny how Bette who is always so confident almost to the point of arrogance, is insecure with Tina’s little, insignificant and unrealistic crush. I think Kate Winslet and Charlize Theron are both amazing actresses and beautiful.

    2. This was too funny! Charlize Theron in the Dior cologne commercial is super hot. Good choice, Bette! Now it’s Tina’s turn to see stars. A jealous Tina is a hot, sexy Tina for Bette.

    3. I too love Charlize Theron also she is fucking gorgeous too bad she dating Sean Penn of all people, but im sorry I wouldn’t throw Jennifer Beals out for not a damn person on the planet…ahh have you seen her Fucking Hell!! At 50 no words can describe

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