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    My Heart Will Go On

    I need to pick up my slack.

     

    “Bette?”

     

    “Give me a few seconds” I replied, still staring at the mirror and feeling a bit dejected by Tina’s earlier admission.

     

    “It’s just a crush. She loves us.” I reassured my reflection. “She comes home to us everyday not her.”

     

    I felt a pinch calmer than I did when I first walked into the bathroom to prepare for bed.

     

    “She loves me.”I said once more before reaching for the doorknob.

     

    “I’m out” I announced as I walked into our bedroom.

     

    “I know baby and Melvin still doesn’t approve” Tina grinned at what she believed was a brilliant joke. I smiled back because lets face it, a flannel wearing Tina telling bad jokes was a little too cute for anyone to resist, impossible if you were already in love with her.

     

    Slipping into bed I turned to her and leaned in for a kiss. “Good thing you can kiss because that was such a terrible joke.”

     

    “Not nearly as bad as your British accent!” She looked puzzled, hell I was puzzled. I didn’t even realize I was specking with an accent.

     

    “What accent?”

     

    “THAT accent” she pointed at my mouth as if I was suddenly capable of uttering words from some other part of my body.

     

    “You don’t like it?”

     

    “No” she said.

     

    Kate Winslet 1 – Bette Porter nil.

     

    “Okay” I fluffed my pillow and leaned back, very conscious of Tina’s gaze. “Would you like to make love?”

     

    “Would I what?”

     

    She looked confused. I could sympathize. I don’t believe I have ever asked her that before, we’ve always just gone for it.

     

    “How about I pretend my wife did not just politely ask me if I wanted to make love”

     

    With a frown she began to fluff her pillow into submission before resting her head with a huff. Tina was angry and I can honesty say I don’t understand why. “If you’re not in the mood just say so”

     

    “I’m not in the mood”she practically yelled at me. I’m not sure why I was persisting given her mood but I was.

     

    “What if I turned on some music, maybe the Titanic soundtrack – would that get you in the mood?”

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    Comments

    1. I liked this little story. It’s funny and charming. It’s funny how Bette who is always so confident almost to the point of arrogance, is insecure with Tina’s little, insignificant and unrealistic crush. I think Kate Winslet and Charlize Theron are both amazing actresses and beautiful.

    2. This was too funny! Charlize Theron in the Dior cologne commercial is super hot. Good choice, Bette! Now it’s Tina’s turn to see stars. A jealous Tina is a hot, sexy Tina for Bette.

    3. I too love Charlize Theron also she is fucking gorgeous too bad she dating Sean Penn of all people, but im sorry I wouldn’t throw Jennifer Beals out for not a damn person on the planet…ahh have you seen her Fucking Hell!! At 50 no words can describe

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