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Today justice will be served.
Tina is going to do what she should have done many years ago. I know she’ll be tactful she’s such a dear, but I’m hoping she inflicts a little hurt…. If I’m to tell this story well and if I’m to tell it so that I induce expressions of sympathy, merited of course, I need to be completely honest with you…. I’m actually hoping Tina inflicts a little bit more than a little hurt.
I’d like for Tina to rip her heart right out. I’d like for Tina to put her heart through the shredder. I’d like for Tina to scoop up her pathetic shredded heart and feed it to our neighbour’s narky dogs. And when they’re done and through, I’d like for Tina to go out there and stomp on their faeces. It’s a very displeasing visual but I’m rather passionate about my dislike for her. Nothing would please me more than hurting her. I need for her to feel the pain I felt when she took away my Tina. I need for her world to come unhinged just as mine did.
Today would be the day.
I’ve longed for this since they first started their courtship, now that it has finally arrived I can barely contain my excitement. I’m trying to tamp it down though. When you get to my age even the slightest bit of excitement can lead to a catastrophe. I’m a classic and so my wiring too is classic, classically unpredictable. A couple of months ago when Tina had first mentioned she was moving me from her abandoned residence to what she claimed would be an incredible, modern, new place I got upset and almost burnt down the place. It started with some flickering, nothing unusual about that. I flicker when I’m excited, anxious, sad, frustrated, angry, exhausted … I flicker quite a bit in fact. I think I may have lost my emotional margin sometime in the 80’s…. Anyway, when she’d expressed her love for this modern building I started to feel and so I started to flicker.
Tina is well aware of my preference for all things heritage so I didn’t understand what she was trying to achieve with this talk of modernity. I am a classic and she, a lover of classics. We have never had any appreciation for the modern, the few items she tolerated were purely out of necessity. My Tina is an old sole, which is why she’s cherished me all these years. That’s not the only reason though…. You see, I’m attractive. As the years get on my appeal seems to only increase. No narcissism here, I’m valued annually so I have the numbers to back me….. although I tend to play it up, I know deep down my beauty ranks pretty low on Tina’s lengthy list of why she loves me. I’m sure she’d love me irrespective of what I look like and that’s very important to me. I’ve been subject to prejudice for as long as I can remember. Sure I’m charismatic, breathtakingly beautiful, alluring, regal even, but none of that truly matters. My years have taught me that ever lasting love such as ours requires more than aesthetic appeal to endure the challenges of life. And her and I have over come many challenges together.
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Wow, i am curious about this story.
It is the lamp who dislike Bette? And hoping that their relationship will end?
Again, this update makes me curious and I really want to know what’s the letter about .
WTF is this about?
Bibi28, Jackiee1 – cheers for reading. Jackiee1 your comment made me smile. I didn’t want to give too much away in the AN but the story will largely be from the perspective of B&T’s possessions. It is silly but I hope you stick around.
thanks.
OMG! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT! I’m PMing your more…
Comment was too funny! Yes, so different!
Ally, just dropped a long PM note to you about narrators and hope I didn’t overstep, but narrators are our windows after all and who is talking to us and drawing us into the tale. I shared some specific stylistic thoughts on that. Now that I’ve read you intend to use different objects of Bette and Tina’s as your narrators thus developing the narrative style of switching POVs makes it doubly important for you to clarify to the reader who is guiding us. We’ll get lost and miss the information your narrators are revealing.
John Irving and Kurt Vonnegut both wrote fiction that had objects as narrators. Some of the objects had great personalities and were reliable narrators whereas other objects were pissy and petulant and when they came into the scene it was always testy and amusing. I take it this magical lamp is very possessive of one of our favorite characters, Tina. One unreliable narrator is fine in the company of multiple narrators. Their voices I look forward to watching you create. This series will be amusing to read because throughout your stories we’ll come to like one narrator’s view of Tina and Bette over the others and so forth.
Thank you for coming up with something so quirky and interesting. I rather wish I’d thought it up myself! As you know I’m deep in the sands of Malibu at the moment with the beginning of Season 7.
Do please continue this mischief!
All for now!
Blackbird
I was just re-reading “You are It for Me” (one of my favourites) the other day. You are the queen of fluffy Tibette stuff, lol. Thanks for this new story.
I thought the flow was great and had NO trouble following the trip from 1st to 3rd person. Brilliant story and can’t wait to read more!
How very Beauty & the Beast of you… I want to hear a couch or chair’s opinion of Bette’s fine ass! Oh to be that lucky piece of furniture! & the stories that bed or shower could tell…mmmmm…….
ok the whole time I was reading this im thinking WTF and who is this person/thing that don’t like Bette Porter and is obviously going to try and break them up so automatically im on the edge hahahaha…you got my attention!!!!!
Yes! *screaming excitedly*……A new story!…And…..It’s different?….very different indeed…..
Did I say different already?…. :P …..A lamp?…uhmm…..well, anyway still love it …
PPS?
Right ! You have my attention, now let’s have a rapid new post to keep it !
Love the idea of an inanimate object telling the story and looking forward to the objects you choose !
Enjoyed thanks !
Sometimes just need to read for a few chapters and then go back to the begining to start again sure will make more sense. I am clueless now and will be patiently wait for more chapters…
Thank you for the story ..pps
Beginning very interesting.
Waiting new chapter.
Am I missing something here? I’m terribly lost. :(
Ally where are you?…Can we have some update to this one?….please? *with puppy dog eyes* [url=http://postimage.org/][img=http://s25.postimg.org/ku1h1ne23/GIF9.gif][/url]
Can we have some update here? please Ally?