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Original of the Species
Bette thought about it for a minute or two and then turned serious and scared at the same time.
“Oh no… no no no no no… don’t tell me you two…”
“It’s not what you think Bette! We weren’t stalking her, I swear!” Alice interfered.
“Not helping darling” Helena softly said to her friend.
“Oh God… please don’t tell me you introduced yourself to Tina”
“That’s the interesting part… you see we were at the counter chatting with Kit, who by the way wants to see you ASAP, and…” Helena got interrupted.
“And we saw a certain cute little blonde walking through the doors of our café… I mean of all the cafes in Hollywood she walked into The Planet… can you believe that shit? I mean it’s faith, right?” Alice said a mile a minute.
At that point Bette had to close her eyes and place her forehead on her palm, allowing the weight of the head to rest there.
“But that’s not the weirdest part” Alice quickly added ignoring her friend’s body language.
“So it gets weirder… great” Bette said still in the same position.
“She seemed to be looking for someone… and then we realized who those people were and guess what… we saw her walking towards a table and you’ll never guess who was sitting there… Shane McCutcheon and Dana Fairbanks!” Alice said sounding really excited.
“Wait… who?” Bette said opening her eyes.
“Remember that hot… but like out of this world hot and lesbian tennis player that I showed you her picture in that magazine the other day? Hot and lesbian being the key words” Alice continued.
“No… not really” Bette said defeated for this was indeed getting worst.
“Well she happens to be cute blonde’s friend… so… I had to do it…” Alice said.
“I’ll never understand why is it that you have to do it Al…” Helena added.
“Because! I mean how many times do you get to be casually in the same place as a celebrity who happens to be a lesbian, who happens to be smoking hot and who happens to be sssiinggle??” Alice said.
“And you didn’t think of stopping her at some point?” Bette said still not believing her friends.
“In my defence I shall say two things: first you know how this one gets when she sees a celebrity… and second… well we got curious I mean… Kit did say it was a bad idea but even she had to admit that curiosity got the better of her… after all I don’t think any of us has ever seen you so… smitten with a woman before, so we thought… that you know we could say hi?” Helena concluded her sentence rather scared.
“So Kit was a part of this too… awesome… just awesome” Bette said not believing her luck. “So let me guess, this psychopath launched herself into full stalking mode and you and that other traitor grilled the woman I’m interested in… okay… that pretty much ruins whatever chance I may have stood with her”
God I need more wine…
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robbeedee says
Hey anne83, You had me peeing in my pants (well almost!) at this chapter. So good as Bette could sense that something was off and then realized what Helena and Alice had done. More please and many thanks from Your Loyal Fan.
OliviaKelly says
Oh man, hopefully Alice didn’t make a complete ass out of herself! That was hilarious! Great update :)
wkm says
Funny and cute, loved it.
mariam says
This is funny…. not for Bette lol. Tina already knows about crazy and crazier so she will be fine. it’s just hilarious to see Helena and Alice behaving like that. lol, so funny, PPVS.
cvu says
Sweet!!….Hey Bette nothing to worry.. If Tina’s really into you..No storm or thing’s here on earth …heheh Like “crazy” and “crazier” could ruined your chance to Tina.. What’s not to like?.you’re… “Bette Porter!”
Tibetter24 says
Hahahaha yes an update! Hey come on I bet Tina thought it was hilarious, Bette did warn her about crazy and crazier
favcouple says
Just great! Can’t wait to see what they did! Thank you. love it.
akalittlered says
That was so cute and funny!!! Bette did warn Tina about A&H. Thank you Great Chapter!!! PPS
Merlion says
Hey, thanks for the update! :-) hehe.. I think this is hilarious! :-D so if Tina survived the grilling from crazy and crazier without Bette around, means she can witness herself that Alice and Helena are indeed Bette’s friend and they are in the right place of holding the title of crazy and crazier :-D lol
mette hartmann says
YES you´re back… Now Bette did warn Tina about the two weirdoes!
Dainty says
Great chapter. Loved it. But Tina and Bette had already talked about crazy and crazier so she probably didn’t think anything of it and hopefully had a great time with them especially meeting Kit as well. Can hardly wait to see what really happened and I’m sure we will think it was hilarious and Bette… well the jury is out out what she will think. Hopsefully everything went alright with their first meeting. PPS
didi1956 says
Don`t worry Bette,you know how Alice is.Funny update.Thank you.PPS
ttscorpio29 says
Miss u and your story hope you post soon!!!!
ut says
That was great and funny, love it. Please post more, thanks!
Sharod says
As Better says crazy and crazier and Kit too.