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    Pyromance 14

     

     

     

    I was wound so tight. I wanted to hurt someone. My hands where shaking and I asked myself if it would be easier to film a Wild Orchid scene? That old crappy Mickey Rourke movie from the early 90’s. It was wildly rumored for years and years that Mickey and then girlfriend whatever her fucking name was…..….actually really got in on during filming. To this day it’s still bought up. But I couldn’t do that, and Carmen couldn’t either and thanks to everything under the burning sun that no one asked that of us.

     

     

     

    Anyway. I was out there on the lot smoking when one of the extras from the strip club scene sauntered over to me. She was trouble I could tell just by looking at her.

     

     

     

     

    “Hey sexy….” She said just a little too close to me.

     

     

     

    “Excuse me?”

     

     

     

    “Got a light?”

     

     

     

    “Yeah…..”

     

     

     

     

    “Some movie huh?”

     

     

     

     

    “Yeah.”

     

     

     

     

    “So……are you really sleeping with her even though that guy killed himself?”

     

     

     

     

    So I looked around for security at that moment. Finding none Benny came over and saved my life. He walked up behind the extra and yelled really loud in her ear scaring the crap out of her.

     

     

     

    “Get the fuck out of here……this is for real movie stars…….” Benny yelled.

     

     

     

     

    She ran off and I was grateful.

     

     

     

     

    “Hey…..sorry about that….and I am sorry about Bruce. I know he was sort of a friend…I saw you guys hanging out….you found a place yet?”

     

     

     

    “No, but I am staying at the Marquise…..thanks Benny…but jeez….….”

     

     

     

    “For what scaring her off….she’ll be on my dick by the end of the night.” he said looking in the direction she ran off to.

     

     

     

    Benny is a sleaze ball. And a jock. And male chauvinist pig but he is my best friend. And he is the only person who knew about Carmen and me on the set while we filmed the movie….well except for Alice…but she didn’t count.

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    1. …I have been away so I couldn’t take advantage of being able to comment on the wonderful story you have provided for our reading pleasure…and now..with that being said…THE JAFFENATOR!!!!absolute gold my friend…cheers your conclusion (and possibly the update of your other stories) is anxiously awaited…

    2. Hey there dudette. Great chapter. I don’t mind at all you wrapping it up provided you start another as you promise, lol. I hope it’s Shane centric as usual and I’m really up for some drama if you are.

    3. jeeez newdawn, too cool, once again. i’ve been way behind on my reading, so i apologize for my lack of comments. i must admit, you’re dystopic musings have inspired me in my ridiculous post apocalyptic Planet Terror story…just thought i should tell you that the tone of your work is definately something that i try to play up in my own. very good as always. pps

    4. Any doubts I may have had after the last chapter have been appeased…as I deep down knew they would be. Despite the fatalistic love between Shane and Carmen I had an uneasy feeling about Carmen’s intentions when the history with Cherie was revealed. Now I can happily go back to waiting for the conclusion of this story and the beginning of the next…Cyber freak out averted.

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