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Riders Ch.6
Previously.
“Hey Bette, good drugs huh?”
“I have a secret.”
“You do huh? Well maybe you should keep it.”
“Nooooooooooooo I want the world to know.”
“You think that now honey but you might change your mind when you come back down to earth.”
She sat up suddenly and grabbed my and stopped laughing. She made eye contact and took a deep breath.
“I am falling for an angel. And the angel is a girl.”
“Okay babe that’s enough you should go to sleep.”
“She is lovely but I tell her I don’t like her coz she has a big head. But ever since I kissed her I haven’t stopped thinking about her and her lovely blonde hair, and her voice that makes me shudder.”
With that she fell back on the bed and continued to laugh and hum. I sighed I mean I could still get out of this I was sure but no she wasn’t done yet.
“I am falling for Tina Kennard, but don’t tell ok? It’s a secret.”
I dropped my head and held my breath before turning to face Al and Dana. It took two seconds before the both shouted in unison.
“SHE KISSED YOU?”
As Bette passed out all I could think was,
Oh my god I need a fag.
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I couldn’t decide at that point which was funnier. The look of sheer mortification on Tina’s face, or the one of pure frustration on Al’s as she was driving and couldn’t turn around and interrogate the distressed looking woman behind her. Tina apparently caught my amusement.
“What are you grinning at Dana? I don’t see how any of this is funny. And you sat there laughing is not helping the situation.”
“Oh come on Tina. It really is hilarious. Since I got up this morning I have been constantly entertained by the pair of you. You walk through the hotel with no top on. Bette fell over and knocked herself out, then she got high, and somewhere in there you both admitted to me in your own way that you want each other. So on the whole yeah I think it warrants a laugh.”
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I started rolling at “I know a song that’ll get on your nerves.” “…But when she finally tries Bette’s porridge I am sure that it will taste perfect and be just the temperature she likes it, and she will sit comfortably in Bette’s chair, and then once she has eaten her fill I am sure she be a perfect fit in Bette’s bed.” Nah, that’s not a metaphor at all. ;) I bet Tina is really wishing she hadn’t made that bet because she’s probably ready to puke from not having a cig.
When Tina got caught, she’s just sooooo cute. Let’s hear witness from Bette next. =P
Totally hilarious!!! Please stay STRONG with the smoking.
I LOVE THIS STORY. Alice will always be Alice, Gotta love her. And well, our girls, denial and all, will always be in love with each other.
that was hilarious….Tina is in trouble.post soon
Glad to see you post! Loved the “Goldilocks” story. Got totally caught up in this chapter. Now for Bette’s horrified view? Thanks for writing!
this was again very funny, alice summarized B&T attraction for each other so well, can’t wait to hear about her plan
Like the way that Tina is Goldilockes and the are the three bears and on Bette will fit. Love this story. thanks
I’m really loving this story! Thanks for sharing it.
I hope it’s only the beginning, because this story is hilarious :o)) I can’t wait to hear Alices plan, she is a sick woman LOL – more please….and someone should tell Tina her shirt is inside out, out of mercy :o))
“You’re the top of my to do list” LMAO Perfect and brilliant! as always!
Alice is a genius as usual, dana well stll Dana. I love carzy Tina, i wanna see her smoking some more of that stuff. Good job, funny story.
But we need more please, and where’s shane??
LOL I loved ‘Goldilocks’ too.
Oh man, sorry Ellie about not being around. I had started reading this story and I guess my brain took a vaction. I then remembered that I really liked this story, so now I am caught up. These two are in so much trouble now especially now that Alice has a plan.
So funny and love it and can’t wait to see whats next, thanks!