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    Riders Ch.7

    Story written on June 14, 2006 by Ellie R.
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    Alice’s plan, Mr Ed, Bette and Tina both sober? and a musical reception courtesy of Alice and Dana.

    Previously: –

     

     

    ————————Dana————————–

     

    “Hey Al, why do you keep calling Tina Goldilocks? Is it just the hair because I don’t think she liked it a whole lot.

     

    “No Dana.”

     

    She looks at me and rolls her eyes as though I am missing something obvious.

     

    “She is goldilocks, and me, you and Bette are the three bears. You see, Tina tried you out for size a few years ago but it didn’t quite fit so now you’re friends again. Then she tried me and I also was a wrong fit, so again friends. But when she finally tries Bette’s porridge I am sure that it will taste perfect and be just the temperature she likes it, and she will sit comfortably in Bette’s chair, and then once she has eaten her fill I am sure she be a perfect fit in Bette’s bed.”

     

    Now I am not sure bit I think that all the time I spent with Al has rubbed of on me because that very strange analogy to the four of us actually made pretty good sense to me.

     

    “So then if Tina is Goldilocks and Bette is the right sized bear, how do we get them together before they are so deep into their bottomless pits of denial that they are past the point of no return?”

     

    The devious grin that covered my lover’s face as she answered my question caused a shudder of dread to run down my spine.

     

    “Well my dear Dana, for that I have a plan.”

     

    Oh sweet Jesus, this is only the beginning isn’t it.

     

     

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    ———————–Alice———————–

      

    Much as she was cringing I could tell that Dana was dying to know what my plan was, but there was no way I was going to just tell her she could damn well ask. So I kept driving and kept my mouth shut. A sure fire way to annoy her enough that she would beg to know my genius plan. Dana was confident and intelligent and in a previous life before she met me had wooed almost as many women into her bed as Tina. She was calm under pressure and an astounding vet, and I loved her for all those reasons and so many more, yet because I knew her so well I also knew that the one thing Dana totally could not deal with was silence. Oh yes if I just fought the urge to blab and kept my mouth shut she would crumble and from there she would be nothing but a willing accomplice. Which was always a relief to me, as if my plan backfired, which lets be honest they have a tendency to do, then I would not be on my own when it came time for blame to be laid.

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    1. That’s so hilarious. Let the show go on. But I’m a bit worried that before the curtain’s down, Alice and Dana might get some internal injury due to suppressing too much laughter. Me, too. =P

    5. Oh god the Bronte bit was too much. LMAO!!!! And yeah I’ve heard of that neverending song. Someone posted it in their livejournal I think and I’m pretty sure he was from Australia. Scotch is freakin’ nasty! I don’t know how someone can drink it straight even if the intention is to get blitzed. I tok a sip from the bottle I bought for my dad a few years ago and…no, never again.

    8. Mr. Ed, that is pretty funny. I even remember seeing some of those shows. Both Bette and Tina are thinking maybe they are a little crazy. If I was there I would be splitting my sides wide open with laughter. I can’t wait to see how both Bette and Tina react to this little game that Alice and Dana are playing.

    9. That was a great laugh! Could just picture Tina and Bronte. Lamentamini is so right…Scotch is about the worst thing I’ve ever drank. It involved a nice man in a kilt, my birthday and the Queen Mary. Scotch….was still horrible. Hope you get to post soon.

    15. Absolutely not boring – great and funny chapter. The part with Tina and the “talking” horse was hilarious. I love Alices plan and I’m sure that B&T will do everything to see eachother without even thinking about what they are doing, because they are so stubborn that they will do the opposite of what Alice and Dana says LOL…..great writing Ellie R and Tinas shirt is now okay thanks :o))

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