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Riders Ch.6
I saw Al’s head snap round and both of the blonde’s sat doing pretty good gold fish impressions in my direction
“AL please eyes front you are driving. Ok that’s better now remember what we talked about? Deep breath, count to ten, think before you start speaking and give us a chance to answer each question before you move on to the next.”
I watched as Alice and herself had some kind of internal battle that, from the look on her face was close to the scale of World War 2, before she nodded that she was ready.
“Ok first question before that gorgeous head of yours explodes. Oh and don’t forget to state who the question is for.”
She took a deep breath before speaking faster than I had ever heard her do so before. And this is Alice we are talking about so that is saying something.
“TinaBettekissedyou?when,where,why?wasitgood?tellmeeverything.”
Okay so much for one question at a time. At least she stuck to one topic. I swivelled in my chair to look at Tina. As I took her in my heart truly went out to her. She had still not brushed her hair or noticed that her top was, in fact, inside out. She was blushing a fierce shade of red and appeared to be sweating, and her eyes had the look of a kid who had just been told Christmas was cancelled.
Still we can’t be all heart all the time and I had a feeling our friends had been holding out on us so I decided that Tina needed to spill and so jumped on Alice’s bandwagon.
“Yeah T.K tell us everything. And don’t forget this trip is at least eight hours so either you speak or we sing our own special rendition of I know a song that’ll get on your nerves for the whole duration.”
For the second time that day I was sure that Tina was trying to end my life simply by glaring at me with as much loathing as she could muster. But I wasn’t worried. Tina Kennard was stressed, she was in major denial about the woman whose hand she was stroking without even realising it and she hadn’t had a fag in over twelve hours. She would be soooo easy to break.
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I started rolling at “I know a song that’ll get on your nerves.” “…But when she finally tries Bette’s porridge I am sure that it will taste perfect and be just the temperature she likes it, and she will sit comfortably in Bette’s chair, and then once she has eaten her fill I am sure she be a perfect fit in Bette’s bed.” Nah, that’s not a metaphor at all. ;) I bet Tina is really wishing she hadn’t made that bet because she’s probably ready to puke from not having a cig.
When Tina got caught, she’s just sooooo cute. Let’s hear witness from Bette next. =P
Totally hilarious!!! Please stay STRONG with the smoking.
I LOVE THIS STORY. Alice will always be Alice, Gotta love her. And well, our girls, denial and all, will always be in love with each other.
that was hilarious….Tina is in trouble.post soon
Glad to see you post! Loved the “Goldilocks” story. Got totally caught up in this chapter. Now for Bette’s horrified view? Thanks for writing!
this was again very funny, alice summarized B&T attraction for each other so well, can’t wait to hear about her plan
Like the way that Tina is Goldilockes and the are the three bears and on Bette will fit. Love this story. thanks
I’m really loving this story! Thanks for sharing it.
I hope it’s only the beginning, because this story is hilarious :o)) I can’t wait to hear Alices plan, she is a sick woman LOL – more please….and someone should tell Tina her shirt is inside out, out of mercy :o))
“You’re the top of my to do list” LMAO Perfect and brilliant! as always!
Alice is a genius as usual, dana well stll Dana. I love carzy Tina, i wanna see her smoking some more of that stuff. Good job, funny story.
But we need more please, and where’s shane??
LOL I loved ‘Goldilocks’ too.
Oh man, sorry Ellie about not being around. I had started reading this story and I guess my brain took a vaction. I then remembered that I really liked this story, so now I am caught up. These two are in so much trouble now especially now that Alice has a plan.
So funny and love it and can’t wait to see whats next, thanks!