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    SCREAM 2: Ch.2

    “BETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEE”

    “TINNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAA”

    “Alice, Alice relax with the yelling” Shane said. They went through all the rooms except the bedroom. Alice knocked on the door. No one answered. She opened it slowly and right before her was Bette and Tina sleeping.

    “YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SLEEPING?” Alice yelled. One would think at this they would have woken up but they didn’t even make a move.

    “oh my god..” Alice jumped onto the bed. “BREATHHEEEEEEEEE” She slapped Bette then Tina. “YOU NEED TO LIVEEEE, DAMN IT LIVEEEEEEEE” she slapped them again and at an instant Bette and Tina jumped right up.

    “WHAT THE FUCK?” screamed Bette. Alice freaked out at how they both woke up and fell of the bed.

    “AHHH”

    Haven busted into the room with his gun drawn. Tina grabbed on to Bette. “OH GOD BETTE! HE’S HERE TO KILL YOU AND TAKE ME TO HELENA” Bette looked at her then back at him.

    “wha..

    Alice jumped up from the floor. “No, no relax” Tina and Bette screamed at seeing Alice just appear out of nowhere.

    “AHHHHHHAAALLICE YOU BITCH!” Tina said as she put her hand over heart.

    Everyone else came running in with various objects.

    “let me at em!” yelled Shane holding up one of the stools from the kitchen. Right behind Shane was Dana with a spatula and Carmen with a rolled up newspaper. All of them ran in screaming in hopes to bring fear to whoever was in the room. Though they only received blank stares from Haven, Bette, Tina, and Alice, who was again rubbing her ass.

    “My poor ass is going to have bruises I can already tell” she sighed.

    Bette got up. “What the FUCK is going on here”

    Alice looked at Dana. “Sweetie, a spatula? What were you going to do cook them breakfast?”

    “I- what, no I… I was going to poke them!” she said as she showed everyone her poking technique. “see? Poke, poke?” she nodded. Alice shook her head.

    “Well I guess its better then Carmen’s… newspaper?”

    “Hey I grabbed the first thing I saw!” she said as she threw it down. Shane set the stool down. “this has got to stop… why the hell didn’t you two answer the door?”

    Comments

    1. OMFG someone give Alice a chill pill or 20! Heh looks like she’s bruising her ass as much as she is in Faith Marie’s story. And that detective should know yelling doesn’t make you any more correct. Hell, on Dawson’s Creek Pacey’s brother Doug would yell “I’M NOT GAY!” and what happened in the series finale? We saw him in a relationship with Jack. LMAO@Bette playing referee!

    2. lmao is all i can say…wow hallarious update! i love the interaction between alice and the ‘detective’ really great stuff!! keep up the great work and post more soon!!

    3. You know X, you made me scared first and then made me laugh so hard that I can’t breath but love it. Damn Alice is fucking crazy and she made the cope crazy to lol, its this cop is Dewey right. Ok now hope Kit is ok and please don’t kill her. Ok let the drama began and let see whats next, thanks!

    4. I think that alice has got the right idea by not trusting anyone and who can fault her on it she is starting to think and check every little thing that she can to keep the ones she loves safe so who can blame her great update please post soon I love it

    5. You know, I think I’ll be laughing too much and impatiently waiting for more, so you won’t have to worry about me falling asleep, lol:) But honestly this chap was flippin funny and quite dramatic! (It was daramtic in a good way though, not the drama that IC creates;) Anywho, Can’t wait for more and again congrats on your awsome work, X!

    6. Awsome chapter!! Love it ,Dana with a spatula and carman with a rolled up newspaper,i laughed so hard for like 5 minutes i sware LOL Post soon!!!! Gr8 job!!!

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