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SCREAM 2: Ch.2
“Warn this!” Alice went too lunged at him but Shane and Bette held her back.
“ALICE”
Bette sighed and pointed at Alice then at Haven. “Alice you over there! And Haven you over there!”
“fucking ridiculous I am a grown woman” Alice said as she went to her corner.
“I’m a detective!” Haven said as he went to his.
“Shut up the both of you” Bette sat down and sighed. “So, Lara and Helena are on the hunt for us?”
“not like they have to go far since we are all still here and not to mention we’re in the same fucking house” Shane said as she kicked the stool over.
“Hey, Hey” Tina said. “Expensive!”
Shane sighed and mumbled a “sorry”
“Also, Peggy Peabody was murdered last night”
Bette shook her head and held back her tears. “No, no that can’t be”
“Nice going Deeeetectiveee Moron you upset her”
Bette pointed at Alice. “Alice shut it” Alice sighed.
“Helena did it?” Tina asked.
“Thank you, anyway no we are not sure that Helena killed Ms Peabody”
“What time is it?” Bette asked.
“4:30” Haven confirmed.
“Holy shit, how is it possible we over slept?” Tina asked.
“Where’s Kit?” Bette asked.
“Right about Kit… Bette”
Bette looked at everyone wild-eyed. “Oh my god, please don’t tell me something happened to Kit!”
“no no no”
“no”
“no” Everyone said at the same time.
“She’s ok well for the most part but she’s gone a little… how do I say this” Dana said.
“FUCKING NUTS, OK SHES GONE FUCKING NUTS, calling out to Angus, lighting up enough candles to burned down the whole planet!” Alice said nodded.
Bette quickly pushed everyone out of the room so she and Tina could shower and change. Everyone was in the living room, waiting.
“So, who died in the kitchen?”
“You and your fucking questions, re-read your reports dumbass”
“call me a dumb ass one more time”
“DUMB ASS, ONE MORE TIME”
“That’s it, I’m booking you!” He walked toward her, taking out his handcuffs.
Alice quickly ran up behind the table. “Oh, book em Dano” Haven and Alice circled the table like a Cat chasing a mouse. It was making the others dizzy.
“Shane do something”
“Ah let them run around like idiots” Shane shook her head and sighed in relief as Bette and Tina finally came out which stopped Haven and Alice from chasing each other.
“Okay, lets go”
Alice quickly walked up ahead to the front door and out to Dana’s car. Haven sighed and put away his handcuffs.
“I am loosing my patients with that woman”
“it’s ok I loose it all the time the important thing is that you find it back in time” Dana nodded and walked out.
“Uh oh Shane watch out or Dana might take your title as Yoda” Tina said.
Shane laughed. “ha try she can but succeed she wont” Shane and Carmen walked out as Bette and Tina followed out as well.
“Yoda?” Haven said out loud as he followed the ladies to their cars, shutting the door behind him.
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(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
OMFG someone give Alice a chill pill or 20! Heh looks like she’s bruising her ass as much as she is in Faith Marie’s story. And that detective should know yelling doesn’t make you any more correct. Hell, on Dawson’s Creek Pacey’s brother Doug would yell “I’M NOT GAY!” and what happened in the series finale? We saw him in a relationship with Jack. LMAO@Bette playing referee!
lmao is all i can say…wow hallarious update! i love the interaction between alice and the ‘detective’ really great stuff!! keep up the great work and post more soon!!
You know X, you made me scared first and then made me laugh so hard that I can’t breath but love it. Damn Alice is fucking crazy and she made the cope crazy to lol, its this cop is Dewey right. Ok now hope Kit is ok and please don’t kill her. Ok let the drama began and let see whats next, thanks!
The Police man and Alice they will be at each other throat for awhile. They made your chapter. thanks
I think that alice has got the right idea by not trusting anyone and who can fault her on it she is starting to think and check every little thing that she can to keep the ones she loves safe so who can blame her great update please post soon I love it
You know, I think I’ll be laughing too much and impatiently waiting for more, so you won’t have to worry about me falling asleep, lol:) But honestly this chap was flippin funny and quite dramatic! (It was daramtic in a good way though, not the drama that IC creates;) Anywho, Can’t wait for more and again congrats on your awsome work, X!
This is really good xSYx, I can’t wait to the next chapter. I really love the way Alice is treating Detective Haven Garret.
Awsome chapter!! Love it ,Dana with a spatula and carman with a rolled up newspaper,i laughed so hard for like 5 minutes i sware LOL Post soon!!!! Gr8 job!!!