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SCREAM 2: Ch.2
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“yeah or your phones for that matter?”
“you guys didn’t knock!… or call” Bette said.
“Yes we did!” Alice went over to the night stand and grabbed Bette’s cell phone. “See? 103 missed calls!! And 20 MESSAGES!” Alice yelled.
“we would of left you more … .but it said you mailbox was full!” Alice threw the cell phone down on to the bed. Bette ran her hand threw her hair. “But.. I mean I would have heard” she looked over at Tina. “You would have heard” Tina nodded then looked over at Haven who was snooping around the room.
“Hey Robocop, what are you doing?”
“who me?”
“It’s rent-a cop Tina, get it right” Alice shook her head.
“this is…” Alice used air quotations. “Detective Haven Garret”
“What the fuck is with the air quotations Al?”
“Well we haven’t decided yet if he’s evil”
Haven sighed, “Would you stop it? For the last time I AM NOT EVIL”
Alice nodded. “Yep that’s what my ex said before she killed my other ex”
Bette groaned. “ok, ok why is there a Detective here Alice?”
Alice sighed. “Bette there’s something we sort of forgot to tell you, I mean not forgot right because we didn’t forget more like choose not to tell you, for safety reasons of course”
“you choose” Shane added.
“oh right, Lara Perkins and Helena Peabody may still be alive” Haven filled them in.
“WHAT?”
“oh nice going smart ass I was going to tell them” Alice said.
“look I’ve had enough of you disrespecting me Alice, I am an officer of the law ok? A DETECTIVE!”
“whoop-di mother fuckin doo” Alice mimicked him and whined. “OH IM AN OFFICER OF THE LAW WAH WAH I’M A DETECTIVE” Alice rolled her eyes.
Haven growled. “You know I can have you arrested!”
“For mimicking? Talk about police brutality”
Alice and Haven began to argue back and fourth.
….. “12 years on the force never met someone so” ……
…… “like I care, I didn’t ask for your help you big grease monkey” ….
…. “this is your last warning or I will”….
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OMFG someone give Alice a chill pill or 20! Heh looks like she’s bruising her ass as much as she is in Faith Marie’s story. And that detective should know yelling doesn’t make you any more correct. Hell, on Dawson’s Creek Pacey’s brother Doug would yell “I’M NOT GAY!” and what happened in the series finale? We saw him in a relationship with Jack. LMAO@Bette playing referee!
lmao is all i can say…wow hallarious update! i love the interaction between alice and the ‘detective’ really great stuff!! keep up the great work and post more soon!!
You know X, you made me scared first and then made me laugh so hard that I can’t breath but love it. Damn Alice is fucking crazy and she made the cope crazy to lol, its this cop is Dewey right. Ok now hope Kit is ok and please don’t kill her. Ok let the drama began and let see whats next, thanks!
The Police man and Alice they will be at each other throat for awhile. They made your chapter. thanks
I think that alice has got the right idea by not trusting anyone and who can fault her on it she is starting to think and check every little thing that she can to keep the ones she loves safe so who can blame her great update please post soon I love it
You know, I think I’ll be laughing too much and impatiently waiting for more, so you won’t have to worry about me falling asleep, lol:) But honestly this chap was flippin funny and quite dramatic! (It was daramtic in a good way though, not the drama that IC creates;) Anywho, Can’t wait for more and again congrats on your awsome work, X!
This is really good xSYx, I can’t wait to the next chapter. I really love the way Alice is treating Detective Haven Garret.
Awsome chapter!! Love it ,Dana with a spatula and carman with a rolled up newspaper,i laughed so hard for like 5 minutes i sware LOL Post soon!!!! Gr8 job!!!