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Something In Common
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Shaking her head, Tonya repeated, “Lunch. You know, the meal you have during the middle of the day.” Pantomiming eating, pretending to cut into something with a fork and knife, she added, “It’s my way of saying thanks.”
“Um, no thanks,” Alice said quickly. “I think I’m busy. Or something.” And if I’m not busy, I will be.
“But Alice, I haven’t even told you when, silly,” Tonya chided, smiling overly brightly.
“I’m busy every day,” Alice added. “Probably for the next year or so, I’m sure.”
Sighing loudly, Tonya stood. “Suit yourself, Alice. You don’t know what you’re missing. Apparently you’d rather wallow in your own misery than spend time with someone as bright, witty, and cheerful as me. But that’s okay. Ton-Ton is always here if you change your mind. Who knows – we might even become friends! You never know what we might find we have in common.”
Watching Tonya walk away, Alice cringed. Friends with Tonya? Somebody just kill me now.
The next night found Alice in another bar. This one was also out of the way from her friends’ usual haunts, but was not the same place she’d gone to the other night. After bumping into Tonya there, Alice had thought it would be best to avoid any place where she’d seen the obnoxious woman in fears of running into her once more.
And so far it was going well. She’d been there an hour, slowly slipping her water and jotting down lyrics in her notebook, glancing at the door every so often and relieved not to see anyone she even remotely knew. It wasn’t that Alice was trying to avoid everyone; right now she was hurting and just wanted to distance herself from everyone. Not only because they would all want to talk about what had happened with Dana, but also because all of friends were Dana’s friends, too, and seeing them would just remind Alice more of Dana, which hurt too much.
Someone bumped into her table, jostling her arm slightly, causing her arm to fly across the page and leave a large pencil mark across it and snapping the point off her pencil. She ground her teeth angrily and sullenly dug in her bag for a new pencil.
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hmmmm…interesting, plotting those two together. I liked it!
OMFG!!! That was hilarious…All the nonsense banter and arguing…*shakes head and wipes tears from eyes* Granted, it was TOTALLY ALIEN-STRANGE but really very good too. I need more
Don’t be scared of the Ton-Ton, Alice,” LMAO no one should ever be afraid of the Ton Ton. You did it, you immortalized Tonass! Are you going to pay for Alice’s therapy? brilliant!
wow this is really interesting, i liked it a lot.
The idea of tonass makes me say “ick” in my mind, but you have me intrigued foxfire. I hope you’ll continue. I’d love to see the other girls’ reaction to Tonya and Alice.
Wow, I can’t believe it, but I actually liked this alot. When I read the posts on the Danish thread about Tonass, I thought “no way,” but I actually liked this. You wrote Tonya and Alice very believably and I think I’d like to see more!
i liked it too! i’m amazed that i did. but i did.
that was soooo weird!…yet i liked it. janet reno in a bathing suit – loved that line. ^ – ^ it made me gag and laugh at the same time.
That, was HILARIOUS! Tonass is actually quite cute. Both characters were spot on and loved the constant bickering. Forget paying for Alice’s therapy, pay for mine because I’m still having a hard time believing Alice and Tonya “got jiggy with it”. Laughed my ass off at the Ton-Ton, just great!