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Something In Common
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Cocking her head, Tonya replied, “I was just realizing maybe you’re not that unattractive after all. You knowin the dim light of a trashy, smoky bar, you don’t look half-bad. Almost hot even. Of course, anyone could look good in these conditions, I suppose.”
“Was that supposed to be a compliment?” Alice challenged.
“Take it as you wish, Alice,” Tonya told her. “I’ve just realized that maybe you’re more interesting than I thought you were. I wouldn’t mind getting to know you better.” Having said that, she stood gracefully and strode away.
Shaking her head in confusion, Alice watched Tonya’s retreating figure. What was that all about?
Two nights later, a slightly drunk Alice was perched precariously on a chair at the same bar. She’d foolishly decided it was okay to drink while on medication, and now was feeling twice the effects she normally would. Unfortunately for Alice, the antidepressants made her into a sad, lonely drunk, rather than the usual silly, happy drunk she was. She wanted someone to talk to and the bartender had now taken to ignoring her. Perhaps it was the fact she’d yapped at him for thirty minutes straight already. There were no other patrons around to converse with and, unfortunately, the potted plant Alice had tried to strike up conversation with seemed to be rudely ignoring her as well.
Sighing, Alice clumsily reached into her bag and extracted her cell phone, scrolling through the phone book and squinting at the names. Sighing even louder, she dug through the bag once more, searching for a lighter, and a card fell out. Curious, she leaned down to pick it up, nearly smacking her head on the underside of the table as she rose. “Tonya,” she murmured aloud, peering closely at the card. She shrugged. When you’re drunk and lonely, any company is good companyright? Alice sure hoped so as she drunkenly attempted to dial the number into her phone.
Several minutes and two tries later, Alice hung up the phone and threw it back into her bag, not really even sure if she’d managed to get in touch with Tonya. She’d talked to someone, that was for sure, but in her drunken state, she had no idea who. Digging her emergency cigarettes out of the outside compartment in her purse, Alice lit up and leaned her head back, blowing broken smoke rings into the air.
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hmmmm…interesting, plotting those two together. I liked it!
OMFG!!! That was hilarious…All the nonsense banter and arguing…*shakes head and wipes tears from eyes* Granted, it was TOTALLY ALIEN-STRANGE but really very good too. I need more
Don’t be scared of the Ton-Ton, Alice,” LMAO no one should ever be afraid of the Ton Ton. You did it, you immortalized Tonass! Are you going to pay for Alice’s therapy? brilliant!
wow this is really interesting, i liked it a lot.
The idea of tonass makes me say “ick” in my mind, but you have me intrigued foxfire. I hope you’ll continue. I’d love to see the other girls’ reaction to Tonya and Alice.
Wow, I can’t believe it, but I actually liked this alot. When I read the posts on the Danish thread about Tonass, I thought “no way,” but I actually liked this. You wrote Tonya and Alice very believably and I think I’d like to see more!
i liked it too! i’m amazed that i did. but i did.
that was soooo weird!…yet i liked it. janet reno in a bathing suit – loved that line. ^ – ^ it made me gag and laugh at the same time.
That, was HILARIOUS! Tonass is actually quite cute. Both characters were spot on and loved the constant bickering. Forget paying for Alice’s therapy, pay for mine because I’m still having a hard time believing Alice and Tonya “got jiggy with it”. Laughed my ass off at the Ton-Ton, just great!