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Something In Common
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Rolling her eyes, Alice dropped the soaked napkins onto the table in front of them. “Why would I?” she repeated sarcastically, plopping back down on the couch.
“Really, you must let me dry clean those for you,” Tonya said.
Alice shook her head. “It’s okay.”
“No, let me,” Tonya insisted.
Letting out a sigh, Alice pointed down at herself. “Tonya, they’re jeans. And they’re old. It’s okay,” she said, hooking one finger into a hole in the knee of the jeans and pulling lightly to show the condition of the pants. “See?”
“Well, okay,” Tonya agreed brightly.
Alice, remembering her notebook on the floor, reached down to retrieve it. Apparently Tonya had the same idea because she leaned over at the same moment, and the pair nearly knocked heads. Tonya came up with the notebook first, straightening up and peering at it curiously.
“Don’t look at that!” Alice protested, leaping up and reaching for it.
Tonya pulled away slightly, her eyes traveling the page. “What is this?”
Defeated, Alice crossed her arms over her chest. “It’s nothing.”
“It’s something,” Tonya replied, looking up at her. “Or you wouldn’t be writing it, would you?” Her eyes went back to the hand-written scribbles on the page.
“Songs,” Alice said simply.
“These are songs you’re writing?” Tonya asked, pointing one long, manicured blood-red fingernail at the page.
“Yes,” Alice admitted with a sigh.
“They’re very sad,” Tonya told her softly, her finger running down the page. “There’s a lot of pain here.”
Snatching the notebook back from a surprised Tonya, Alice snapped, “Well maybe I’m very sad. And in a lot of pain.” She flopped back down onto the couch, trying to continue writing while ignoring Tonya. There was a sudden movement beside her, and Alice glanced up to see Tonya sitting beside her.
“They’re also very good,” Tonya told her, her eyes drifting back down toward the page.
Her cheeks reddening slightly, Alice bit her lip. “Um, thanks, I guess,” she said, slightly bewildered. Was that a compliment?
“So, are we on for lunch?” Tonya asked brightly, switching gears so suddenly it made Alice’s head spin.
“What?” Alice asked, dumbfounded.
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hmmmm…interesting, plotting those two together. I liked it!
OMFG!!! That was hilarious…All the nonsense banter and arguing…*shakes head and wipes tears from eyes* Granted, it was TOTALLY ALIEN-STRANGE but really very good too. I need more
Don’t be scared of the Ton-Ton, Alice,” LMAO no one should ever be afraid of the Ton Ton. You did it, you immortalized Tonass! Are you going to pay for Alice’s therapy? brilliant!
wow this is really interesting, i liked it a lot.
The idea of tonass makes me say “ick” in my mind, but you have me intrigued foxfire. I hope you’ll continue. I’d love to see the other girls’ reaction to Tonya and Alice.
Wow, I can’t believe it, but I actually liked this alot. When I read the posts on the Danish thread about Tonass, I thought “no way,” but I actually liked this. You wrote Tonya and Alice very believably and I think I’d like to see more!
i liked it too! i’m amazed that i did. but i did.
that was soooo weird!…yet i liked it. janet reno in a bathing suit – loved that line. ^ – ^ it made me gag and laugh at the same time.
That, was HILARIOUS! Tonass is actually quite cute. Both characters were spot on and loved the constant bickering. Forget paying for Alice’s therapy, pay for mine because I’m still having a hard time believing Alice and Tonya “got jiggy with it”. Laughed my ass off at the Ton-Ton, just great!