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Something In Common
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The final message nearly made her spit out her water. “Hello, Alice. It’s Tonya, but I’m sure you already figured that out. I have a feeling that you’re smarter than you look. Who said blondes are dumb?“ An obnoxious laugh followed this statement. “Anyway, I was just calling to thank you for helping me out last night. Apparently chivalry isn’t dead. Of course, I would have preferred to have been rescued by someone a little more rich and attractive, but you’ll do.“ Another loud, annoying laugh caused Alice to wince. “Just thought I’d invite you out to dinner to thank you. Give me a call. You have the number. Ciao!“
Rolling her eyes, Alice hit delete. The nerve of that woman! Like I’d call her. Why would I want to spend time with her when I don’t have to? I was just being nice last night, and even that was a lapse of judgment.
Shaking her head, Alice returned the half-empty bottle to the fridge.
Alice was sitting at a table by herself at The Planet, a notebook balanced precariously on her lap as she sat on a couch and sipped her coffee.
“Why do I get the feeling you’re trying to ignore me?” a voice above her demanded loudly, causing her to spill some of her coffee in her lap and onto her notebook.
“Ow!” she shouted, jumping up, the notebook falling to the floor. “Damnit, Tonya! You scared the ***** out of me!” Alice scolded, hurriedly trying to brush hot coffee off of her thighs.
“Alice, you really should try to be more coordinated,” Tonya scolded, grabbing some napkins and trying to help wipe coffee from Alice’s pants. Alice pulled away and snatched the napkins away, pressing them to her jeans and trying to get some of the hot liquid out. “Although, I must say, I don’t ever remember you being this clumsy.” Tonya lowered her voice. “Do I make you nervous, Alice?”
“What?” Alice’s eyes went wide. “Of course not! Why would you?” Of course you make me nervous, Tonya. I never know what’s going to come out of your mouth next.
Laughing, Tonya said, “Of course not. Why would you be scared of little old me?”
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hmmmm…interesting, plotting those two together. I liked it!
OMFG!!! That was hilarious…All the nonsense banter and arguing…*shakes head and wipes tears from eyes* Granted, it was TOTALLY ALIEN-STRANGE but really very good too. I need more
Don’t be scared of the Ton-Ton, Alice,” LMAO no one should ever be afraid of the Ton Ton. You did it, you immortalized Tonass! Are you going to pay for Alice’s therapy? brilliant!
wow this is really interesting, i liked it a lot.
The idea of tonass makes me say “ick” in my mind, but you have me intrigued foxfire. I hope you’ll continue. I’d love to see the other girls’ reaction to Tonya and Alice.
Wow, I can’t believe it, but I actually liked this alot. When I read the posts on the Danish thread about Tonass, I thought “no way,” but I actually liked this. You wrote Tonya and Alice very believably and I think I’d like to see more!
i liked it too! i’m amazed that i did. but i did.
that was soooo weird!…yet i liked it. janet reno in a bathing suit – loved that line. ^ – ^ it made me gag and laugh at the same time.
That, was HILARIOUS! Tonass is actually quite cute. Both characters were spot on and loved the constant bickering. Forget paying for Alice’s therapy, pay for mine because I’m still having a hard time believing Alice and Tonya “got jiggy with it”. Laughed my ass off at the Ton-Ton, just great!