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Something In Common
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“I’m not that desperate, Tonya,” Alice said, rolling her eyes. “I’m not having ***** with you.”
Snorting derisively, Tonya replied, “What makes you think I’d have ***** with you in the first place, Alice?”
“Because of my devastating good looks,” Alice added immediately. Swaying unsteadily and burping loudly, she added, “And because I’m so amazingly charming.”
“You’ve got self-confidence, I’ll tell you that,” Tonya said.
“Confidence is *****, too,” Alice mumbled. “But so is not having enough. Kinda like Dana. God, I miss her.”
“I miss her, too, Alice,” Tonya said softly, carefully wrapping an arm around Alice’s waist.
Alice leaned heavily into Tonya. “You miss her, too?”
Biting her lip, Tonya said, “Yes, I do. I really screwed up there. Dana Fairbanks was probably the best thing I ever had in my life.”
“Join the club,” Alice cackled. “Looks like we do have something in common: we both screwed up with Dana.”
“I don’t think you did anything wrong, Alice,” Tonya said.
Her head bobbing, Alice replied, “Yes, I did. Otherwise she wouldn’t have left me.”
Shaking her head, Tonya answered, “Maybe you didn’t, Alice. Maybe it wasn’t you who was wrong. Maybe it was her.”
“Huh?” was all Alice could say, her alcohol-foggy mind too confused to comprehend.
“Never mind,” Tonya answered back. “Let’s just get you home and in bed.”
“I told you once, Tonya, and I’ll tell ya again,” Alice argued, her head falling onto Tonya’s shoulder. “I’m not sleeping with you.”
Somewhere between the door and the Mini, Alice blacked out. She awoke an indeterminate amount of time later to find herself in bed, Tonya looking down at her. She let out a little shriek of surprise and pulled the covers over her face.
“Relax,” Tonya chided. “I was just tucking you in.”
“What?” Alice demanded, looking around wildly. “Hey, I’m in my pajamas! How’d that happen?”
“I put you in them,” Tonya responded.
Alice groaned. “What? Oh yuck! You saw me naked? Disgusting! I want you out of here! You didn’t touch me, did you?”
Chuckling, Tonya straightened the bed sheets around Alice. “No, I didn’t see you naked. You did wear underclothes, in case you forgot. And of course I touched you. I had to touch you to get the clothes on you.” Seeing Alice’s petrified look, she laughed again. “I didn’t do anything bad, I promise. And why are you worried if I saw you naked? Because from where I’m standing, Alice, you have nothing to worry about in that area.”
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hmmmm…interesting, plotting those two together. I liked it!
OMFG!!! That was hilarious…All the nonsense banter and arguing…*shakes head and wipes tears from eyes* Granted, it was TOTALLY ALIEN-STRANGE but really very good too. I need more
Don’t be scared of the Ton-Ton, Alice,” LMAO no one should ever be afraid of the Ton Ton. You did it, you immortalized Tonass! Are you going to pay for Alice’s therapy? brilliant!
wow this is really interesting, i liked it a lot.
The idea of tonass makes me say “ick” in my mind, but you have me intrigued foxfire. I hope you’ll continue. I’d love to see the other girls’ reaction to Tonya and Alice.
Wow, I can’t believe it, but I actually liked this alot. When I read the posts on the Danish thread about Tonass, I thought “no way,” but I actually liked this. You wrote Tonya and Alice very believably and I think I’d like to see more!
i liked it too! i’m amazed that i did. but i did.
that was soooo weird!…yet i liked it. janet reno in a bathing suit – loved that line. ^ – ^ it made me gag and laugh at the same time.
That, was HILARIOUS! Tonass is actually quite cute. Both characters were spot on and loved the constant bickering. Forget paying for Alice’s therapy, pay for mine because I’m still having a hard time believing Alice and Tonya “got jiggy with it”. Laughed my ass off at the Ton-Ton, just great!