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Something In Common
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Pushing off with her feet, she leaned her chair back on the back two legs, carefully balancing herself there by hooking her feet on the table. Leaning back further, Alice continued blowing smoke into the air and watched it slowly disappear as it rose.
“There you are,” a voice said.
Alice jumped in surprise, and her chair slipped out from under her, sending her crashing to the floor with a loud thump. She rolled over onto her back, burning her arm on the still-lit cigarette, and came up to her knees coughing.
“Oh no! I’m sorry! Are you okay?” Tonya said quickly, dropping down to the floor beside her.
Still coughing, tears gathering in her eyes, Alice attempted to nod as Tonya placed a hand on her back. Alice raised her head suspiciously. Tonya had almost sounded like she truly cared. That couldn’t be right. I must be dreaming, she decided. “What are you doing in my dream?” she demanded, poking a finger at Tonya and nearly losing her balance.
“In your what?” Tonya asked, wrinkling her nose.
“My dream,” Alice repeated, swaying slightly. Squinting at Tonya, she amended, “Or maybe more like my nightmare.”
“I could be offended by that, but considering your condition, I won’t be,” Tonya said, rolling her eyes and taking Alice’s arm. “Come on, let’s get you home.”
Alice pulled her arm away quickly. “Eww! I’m not going home with you.”
“I didn’t mean like that,” Tonya said impatiently. “You’re drunk and need to go home and sleep it off. I’m just trying to help. Sound familiar? I’m just returning the favor.”
“Huh?” Alice blinked.
“Never mind,” Tonya told her, pulling at Alice’s arm again. “Now where do you live?”
“S’ok,” Alice replied. “I can drive.” Her face set with determination, she pulled away and began walking toward the door, weaving around and crashing into a table.
Chasing after her, Tonya said, “Yeah, I’m so sure you can drive right now. Give me your keys.”
“***** no!” Alice protested, pulling her bag to her chest protectively.
Eyeing the bag, Tonya held out her hand. “Come on, Alice. I’m just going to take you home.”
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hmmmm…interesting, plotting those two together. I liked it!
OMFG!!! That was hilarious…All the nonsense banter and arguing…*shakes head and wipes tears from eyes* Granted, it was TOTALLY ALIEN-STRANGE but really very good too. I need more
Don’t be scared of the Ton-Ton, Alice,” LMAO no one should ever be afraid of the Ton Ton. You did it, you immortalized Tonass! Are you going to pay for Alice’s therapy? brilliant!
wow this is really interesting, i liked it a lot.
The idea of tonass makes me say “ick” in my mind, but you have me intrigued foxfire. I hope you’ll continue. I’d love to see the other girls’ reaction to Tonya and Alice.
Wow, I can’t believe it, but I actually liked this alot. When I read the posts on the Danish thread about Tonass, I thought “no way,” but I actually liked this. You wrote Tonya and Alice very believably and I think I’d like to see more!
i liked it too! i’m amazed that i did. but i did.
that was soooo weird!…yet i liked it. janet reno in a bathing suit – loved that line. ^ – ^ it made me gag and laugh at the same time.
That, was HILARIOUS! Tonass is actually quite cute. Both characters were spot on and loved the constant bickering. Forget paying for Alice’s therapy, pay for mine because I’m still having a hard time believing Alice and Tonya “got jiggy with it”. Laughed my ass off at the Ton-Ton, just great!