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Something In Common
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Alice’s foggy head spun. What was that supposed to mean? Is she hitting on me? Gross! “You’re scaring me, Tonya.”
“Don’t be scared of the Ton-Ton, Alice,” Tonya replied, grinning.
Alice buried her face in the pillow and pulled the covers back over her face. “That was even worse.”
“Where’s your phone?” Tonya asked. “I need to call a cab. I’m afraid I didn’t get a chance to see where it was the other night.”
Alice opened her eyes and watched Tonya’s shadow through the thin sheet. “By the nightstand,” she replied, her voice muffled.
“Thanks,” came Tonya’s reply, followed by the beep as the phone came on. Alice heard numbers dialed, and then Tonya fell silent a moment. Evidently someone answered, because she heard the brunette asking for a cab. There was another moment of silence and then a disappointed sigh as Tonya asked if the man was sure they couldn’t send a taxi to the area. Seconds later, she hung up.
“Something wrong?” Alice piped up, feeling an almost sick sense of satisfaction at seeing Tonya frustrated.
“No,” Tonya answered, frowning as she dialed another number. Several calls later, Tonya was even more frustrated and unable to get a ride.
Alice was almost beginning to feel bad. Perhaps it was the alcohol. Either way, she was surprised to hear herself say, “Why don’t you just stay here?”
Tonya was evidently just as surprised and whirled around, a look of shock on her face. “Are you serious?”
Shrugging feebly, Alice pushed the covers back and sat up. “Why not? You stayed here the other night.” Pausing, she added, “Do me a favor this time. Try to stay on the couch.”
After dozing several moments, Alice awoke and went to the kitchen for a glass of water. On the way, she passed the couch and was surprised to find Tonya wide-awake and watching television.
“Was that too loud?” Tonya asked, reaching for the remote.
“Ah, no,” Alice answered, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand as she set her water glass down by the couch.
“Good, cause I wasn’t going to turn it down anyway,” Tonya replied honestly.
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hmmmm…interesting, plotting those two together. I liked it!
OMFG!!! That was hilarious…All the nonsense banter and arguing…*shakes head and wipes tears from eyes* Granted, it was TOTALLY ALIEN-STRANGE but really very good too. I need more
Don’t be scared of the Ton-Ton, Alice,” LMAO no one should ever be afraid of the Ton Ton. You did it, you immortalized Tonass! Are you going to pay for Alice’s therapy? brilliant!
wow this is really interesting, i liked it a lot.
The idea of tonass makes me say “ick” in my mind, but you have me intrigued foxfire. I hope you’ll continue. I’d love to see the other girls’ reaction to Tonya and Alice.
Wow, I can’t believe it, but I actually liked this alot. When I read the posts on the Danish thread about Tonass, I thought “no way,” but I actually liked this. You wrote Tonya and Alice very believably and I think I’d like to see more!
i liked it too! i’m amazed that i did. but i did.
that was soooo weird!…yet i liked it. janet reno in a bathing suit – loved that line. ^ – ^ it made me gag and laugh at the same time.
That, was HILARIOUS! Tonass is actually quite cute. Both characters were spot on and loved the constant bickering. Forget paying for Alice’s therapy, pay for mine because I’m still having a hard time believing Alice and Tonya “got jiggy with it”. Laughed my ass off at the Ton-Ton, just great!