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Something In Common
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Alice had to snicker. “You’re a real straight-shooter, huh, Tonya?”
“I guess you could say that. Minus the straight part,” Tonya replied, grinning back.
Settling on the couch beside Tonya, Alice said, “Maybe you’re not so bad after all, although I think I just violated every moral and ethical code I’ve ever had by even thinking that.”
Tonya eyed her warily. “This isn’t about to become some weird ‘confess your feelings moment,’ is it? Cause I’m not into that. No girl-talk, either.”
“I take it back. You’re worse than I thought you were,” Alice decided, pulling her legs beneath her.
“Now that I’ll take as a compliment,” Tonya retorted.
“You would,” Alice shot back, reaching for the remote control.
Tonya quickly pulled it away. “That’s mine. Besides, I’m watching this.”
“No, you’re not. You’re talking,” Alice argued.
Crossing her arms, Tonya said, “Only because you made me.”
“No one can make you do anything.”
“Yes, they can. What if they had a gun to your head?”
“Um, well, that’s different.”
“But you’re still wrong, so admit it.”
Alice sighed loudly. “Why do I even talk to you? All we do is insult each other and argue.”
Looking at her seriously, Tonya replied, “Face it, Alice. The only reason you talk to me is because you have no one else to talk to.”
Drawing in a breath, Alice looked away quickly.
“I’m right, aren’t I?” Tonya said softly. “I’m the only person you have to talk to who won’t bullshit you or baby you. And you need that.”
Snorting, Alice said, “I don’t need you.”
“Everybody needs somebody,” Tonya told her, shrugging.
“It wouldn’t be you,” Alice retorted.
Silence fell over them, and they both watched the television without really seeing it.
Clearing her throat, Tonya turned to Alice. “I think I know what we really have in common,” she said softly. “Besides Dana and all that other stuff.”
“Oh yeah?” Alice said. “And what is that?” She set her jaw, expecting a smart-***** reply.
“We’re both lonely,” Tonya replied, eyes downcast, surprising Alice at the admission.
“Lonely? You? Miss Busybody of the World?” Alice laughed in astonishment.
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hmmmm…interesting, plotting those two together. I liked it!
OMFG!!! That was hilarious…All the nonsense banter and arguing…*shakes head and wipes tears from eyes* Granted, it was TOTALLY ALIEN-STRANGE but really very good too. I need more
Don’t be scared of the Ton-Ton, Alice,” LMAO no one should ever be afraid of the Ton Ton. You did it, you immortalized Tonass! Are you going to pay for Alice’s therapy? brilliant!
wow this is really interesting, i liked it a lot.
The idea of tonass makes me say “ick” in my mind, but you have me intrigued foxfire. I hope you’ll continue. I’d love to see the other girls’ reaction to Tonya and Alice.
Wow, I can’t believe it, but I actually liked this alot. When I read the posts on the Danish thread about Tonass, I thought “no way,” but I actually liked this. You wrote Tonya and Alice very believably and I think I’d like to see more!
i liked it too! i’m amazed that i did. but i did.
that was soooo weird!…yet i liked it. janet reno in a bathing suit – loved that line. ^ – ^ it made me gag and laugh at the same time.
That, was HILARIOUS! Tonass is actually quite cute. Both characters were spot on and loved the constant bickering. Forget paying for Alice’s therapy, pay for mine because I’m still having a hard time believing Alice and Tonya “got jiggy with it”. Laughed my ass off at the Ton-Ton, just great!