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Something In Common
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Tonya pushed the covers away. “I have standards, you know.”
“Oh, and I don’t meet your standards? ***** you, Tonya. And I didn’t, by the way,” she replied, shaking her head. “***** you, that is. Nothing happened. You’re still fully dressed, dumbass.”
“Oh thank God,” Tonya breathed, a look of obvious relief crossing her face as she glanced down at herself.
“You don’t have to sound so relieved,” Alice grumbled, beginning to strip the sheets from the bed. Great, I’m going to have to burn these now.
Tonya ran a hand through her hair. “I told you Alice, I have standards. High ones. You just don’t meet them.”
“Cause I’m not rich,” Alice responded, tossing a pillowcase onto the floor. Why are you arguing about this? Who cares what Tonya thinks anyway?
“So you brought me home last night because I was too drunk to get home on my own?” Tonya realized. “How sweet.” She smiled, her look unreadable.
“Yeah, well,” Alice began, not sure what she was supposed to say. “Whatever,” she finished lamely, scooping up the sheets and giving Tonya a look that plainly said, You can leave now.
Tonya dug through her purse. “That was so nice of you. Alice, I’m beginning to realize you’re not that bad. Maybe we should get together one day and do lunch. Here’s my number,” she said, handing the card to Alice, causing the bedcovers to fall to the floor.
Alice rolled her eyes. “Sure, we’ll ‘do lunch,’” she agreed, making quote marks in the air with her fingers. As if.
“Thanks again,” Tonya said. “Well, I’m off. There’s money to be made, you know!” With that statement and a loud laugh, she bounced out of Alice’s apartment.
Shaking her head, Alice tossed the card into the garbage. “That woman is unbelievable,” she murmured.
Alice returned home later that day to find the light blinking on her answering machine. She pressed play while idling straightening up a few things and then pulling a bottled water from the refrigerator. As she unscrewed the cap and took a long drink, she listened to Shane’s quick message saying hello, followed by a message from Tina, who was also saying hello.
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hmmmm…interesting, plotting those two together. I liked it!
OMFG!!! That was hilarious…All the nonsense banter and arguing…*shakes head and wipes tears from eyes* Granted, it was TOTALLY ALIEN-STRANGE but really very good too. I need more
Don’t be scared of the Ton-Ton, Alice,” LMAO no one should ever be afraid of the Ton Ton. You did it, you immortalized Tonass! Are you going to pay for Alice’s therapy? brilliant!
wow this is really interesting, i liked it a lot.
The idea of tonass makes me say “ick” in my mind, but you have me intrigued foxfire. I hope you’ll continue. I’d love to see the other girls’ reaction to Tonya and Alice.
Wow, I can’t believe it, but I actually liked this alot. When I read the posts on the Danish thread about Tonass, I thought “no way,” but I actually liked this. You wrote Tonya and Alice very believably and I think I’d like to see more!
i liked it too! i’m amazed that i did. but i did.
that was soooo weird!…yet i liked it. janet reno in a bathing suit – loved that line. ^ – ^ it made me gag and laugh at the same time.
That, was HILARIOUS! Tonass is actually quite cute. Both characters were spot on and loved the constant bickering. Forget paying for Alice’s therapy, pay for mine because I’m still having a hard time believing Alice and Tonya “got jiggy with it”. Laughed my ass off at the Ton-Ton, just great!