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    Stained – Chapter 16

    Story written on July 1, 2006 by Nocturnal.
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    A first date and a sheep. A B&T Beginning.

    "Wait," Bette said, "I’ve got something for you, too."

    "You do?" Everybody said simultaneously.

    "Uhm, yeah…" Bette answered, a little starled, "isn’t that what you do at birthdays? It was kind of last minute, though, so I hope you like it."

    Bette rummaged through her purse for a moment and retrieved the little package, which she handed to Kate, who was beaming so intensely she could have been mistaken for a light bulb.

    "Congrats on your…what is it, 25th birthday?"

    "Oh, she is good," Kate laughed. "Nope, it’s the your-life-will-officially-be-over-in-one-year 2-9."

    "You’re right, Kate! Forget about earth quakes and hurricanes, you turning 30 next year is the REAL disaster." Steve rolled his eyes.

    Kate stuck out her tongue to him. "I don’t expect you to understand. It’s different for men, they age well. Gravity is harder on us women."

    Then she continued unpacking and opened the box. Inside was a beautiful bracelet. It was the gorgeous, costs-as-much-as-three-months-rent kind that most people can only dream of.

    "Wow, Bette, this is amazing!" Kate exclaimed wide-eyed. She couldn’t take her eyes off it.

    In fact, Kate liked her new bracelet so much that it took her a full five minutes to snap back into her usual, witty self.

    "Thank you, Bette! But you really didn’t have to; I would have been perfectly content with maybe a life-sized cardboard figure from your last movie or… a kiss even." Kate stated with a sly grin while innocently batting her eye lashes.

    "That can be arranged." Bette said sweetly. In the corner of her eye she could see Tina was having trouble deciding if she should be shooting her death stares towards Kate or Bette.

    "Let me just give John a call. I’m sure he’s got a spare cardboard figure of himself from our last movie and I know he’d be happy to come and kiss the birthday girl."

    Bette knew John Slater from her latest movie, where he had played the bad guy, Mr. Schröder – the name is Schröder… Schweinhund Schröder. He was a huge guy with a quadruple chin, a bad comb-over and an enormous pot-belly.

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    3. Oh wow! That chapter had me grinning so hard my face ached. Just wonderful writing. I love Tina’s crazy friends and the way that Bette dealt with them was classic. Just fantastic. I will return to this chapter the next time I am feeling down so I can be cheered up. Thanks for sharing you story with us.

    5. This chapter was like a ray of sunshine all bright and shiny. I just love your writing and I too could not stop smiling while reading this chapter. Please give us another chapter soon.

    8. “Oh no, you’re not getting off that easy! I want a birthday kiss.”…Well, now we know which of Tina’s friends has balls of steel!…now, back to the story…

    9. So how did Tina finally get her jaw from slamming against the floor over and over? Maybe Tina needs the doctor to help her out (Dr. Noturnal). I can just see Steve and Alice together hooting and hollering with each other. Nocturnal you had me rolling on the floor with this chapter. This story is really brighten my spirits. Post when you can like in a few hours.

    15. Hey Nocturnal! I’m new at commenting but not as reading your posts, and I’ve loved this story from the beginning! Well done, and please come back soon, we miss you! Okay, I can’t believe I am the first one to say this but: Am I right to presume that you might have been inspired by a scene of the movie “Notting Hill” with Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts? I loved that scene in the movie but I adore even more this chapter and the humor you put into it. BRAVO and THANK YOU!!!

    17. hehehehehe.. that was one funny chapter Nocturnal.. can’t wait to read the next chapter.BTW you think U seen some funny porn titles, I worked in a video shop once, some of the one’s I have seen =)

    20. Hey Noc – my face hurts after laughing so much because of yours hilarious author’s note and a post that is freaking funny, great and sweet :o))) Tinas friends are totally weird and that is the best kind LOL and what a great way for Bette to make them shut up!!! I think that Kate, Steve and Alice will totally hit it of together :o)) More please…..

    21. LOL… I didn’t make up that word Nocty, but don’t worry about it, I’m all for sharing :) And THANK YOU for sharing this chapter with us… Can’t wait for T to meet Alice… Oh and Kate and Alice LMFAOOOOOO Hopw you update soon!

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