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    Stained – Chapter 16

    Story written on July 1, 2006 by Nocturnal.
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    A first date and a sheep. A B&T Beginning.

    "So, Steve, maybe you should start so that we can get that over with." Kate sighed, knowing it would get ugly.

    "Are you sure?" Steve was already enjoying himself immensely. He added with an ever growing grin: "I think I’ve outdone myself this time."

    Kate looked terrified. "You have? Including the time you got me that horrendous porn movie? Damn, what was that called again?"

    "Ah, yes, one of my finest moments… ‘Shit eating midgets # 64′." Steve recalled with a – pardon the expression – shit-eating grin on his face.

    "Oh god, yeah, I remember." Kate buried her face in her hands and mumbled: "Please tell me you didn’t really get me something worse?"

    "See for yourself!"

    Steve threw her a little package, which hit Kate square on the head because her eyes were still concealed behind her hands.

    The birthday girl gave him a dirty look and tried to get out of it. "Do I absolutely have to?"

    "Yes!" all of her friends yelled at the same time.

    "Alright, alright, no need to get all your panties in a simultaneous twist.

    In no hurry Kate started to unpack her gift. After a minute of unbearable suspense and loads of drum rolls by Idzy a rumpled white little bundle of plastic was revealed. Steve was already in fits of laughter.

    "What the hell is that?"

    "Here, allow me."

    Steve took the pile of plastic, found a valve and – impeded by his own continued laughter – slowly gave the sad bundle shape with his breath. With every exhale Steve blew into the valve, Kate’s eyes widened. Then, finally, when the increased pressure didn’t allow for any more air to be blown in, Steve put the valve-cap on and put his gift on the table. Everyone was completely silent for a moment.

    "It’s a sheep…" Idzy interrupted the silence.

    "With a hole…" Tessa continued.

    "In his ass…" Kate finished. "Oh. My. God. You got me a blow-up sheep? What the hell am I supposed to do with it? Oh, never mind, let’s not even go there."

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    3. Oh wow! That chapter had me grinning so hard my face ached. Just wonderful writing. I love Tina’s crazy friends and the way that Bette dealt with them was classic. Just fantastic. I will return to this chapter the next time I am feeling down so I can be cheered up. Thanks for sharing you story with us.

    5. This chapter was like a ray of sunshine all bright and shiny. I just love your writing and I too could not stop smiling while reading this chapter. Please give us another chapter soon.

    8. “Oh no, you’re not getting off that easy! I want a birthday kiss.”…Well, now we know which of Tina’s friends has balls of steel!…now, back to the story…

    9. So how did Tina finally get her jaw from slamming against the floor over and over? Maybe Tina needs the doctor to help her out (Dr. Noturnal). I can just see Steve and Alice together hooting and hollering with each other. Nocturnal you had me rolling on the floor with this chapter. This story is really brighten my spirits. Post when you can like in a few hours.

    15. Hey Nocturnal! I’m new at commenting but not as reading your posts, and I’ve loved this story from the beginning! Well done, and please come back soon, we miss you! Okay, I can’t believe I am the first one to say this but: Am I right to presume that you might have been inspired by a scene of the movie “Notting Hill” with Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts? I loved that scene in the movie but I adore even more this chapter and the humor you put into it. BRAVO and THANK YOU!!!

    17. hehehehehe.. that was one funny chapter Nocturnal.. can’t wait to read the next chapter.BTW you think U seen some funny porn titles, I worked in a video shop once, some of the one’s I have seen =)

    20. Hey Noc – my face hurts after laughing so much because of yours hilarious author’s note and a post that is freaking funny, great and sweet :o))) Tinas friends are totally weird and that is the best kind LOL and what a great way for Bette to make them shut up!!! I think that Kate, Steve and Alice will totally hit it of together :o)) More please…..

    21. LOL… I didn’t make up that word Nocty, but don’t worry about it, I’m all for sharing :) And THANK YOU for sharing this chapter with us… Can’t wait for T to meet Alice… Oh and Kate and Alice LMFAOOOOOO Hopw you update soon!

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