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Stained – Chapter 16
The look on Kate’s face was one of utter repulsion, which only served as fuel for Steve’s roaring laughter.
"Yes, I did." Steve triumphantly said when his laughter finally allowed him to answer the first question and then he added, "I’m sure you and Mrs. Sheep are going to be very happy together."
Kate, who could now see the humor in it, mock gasped and laughingly said "You little shit!" before grabbing the sheep of the table and running to Steve with the intention of violently acquainting his head with Mrs. Sheep’s ass. Steve got away just in time and a chase around the table followed.
Again, Tina felt herself being painfully reminded of why she usually postponed letting anyone she wanted to stick around meet her friends as long as possible. She was almost afraid to look at Bette, put when she peeked to her right she saw her date chuckling and shaking her head. Bette, who felt Tina’s eyes on her, saw the blonde apologetically shrugging her shoulders.
Tina leaned to the side and whispered into the actress’ ear: "Aren’t you making a mad dash for the emergency exit?"
Bette smiled and answered: "Never. They actually remind me of a friend of mine."
"They do?" Tina incredulously replied. "Wow, first time I ever heard that one."
Bette and Tina exchanged smiles and let themselves drown in the others eyes for a moment. The room had suddenly gone very quiet again and when they looked back to the table again, they saw Tina’s friends all staring at them. The moment the group realized they’d been busted, everyone pretended to have been busy with something else.
About an hour later gift wraps were scattered across the room and Kate’s loot consisted of concert tickets, an iPod, a triangle, a kilt, the ugliest lingerie any of them had ever seen, a Halloween carrot suit – Kate had once in a drunken state made a rant about the oppression of the carrot in today’s society which she had concluded with her ‘Ode to the Carrot’ – and of course Mrs. Sheep.
"Wow, thank you all so much for your wonderful and…ehm…special gifts. It’s been an unforgettable birthday."
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(58 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)
Oopsy, forgot to say that I, shameless as I am, stole the word ‘bi-curious’ from JustLoveB+T. Sorry, Captain Mom! ;-)
I think it’s going to be fun when all their friends get together. I like the way Bette shut them al up.
Oh wow! That chapter had me grinning so hard my face ached. Just wonderful writing. I love Tina’s crazy friends and the way that Bette dealt with them was classic. Just fantastic. I will return to this chapter the next time I am feeling down so I can be cheered up. Thanks for sharing you story with us.
i loved every word of this, thanks for posting
This chapter was like a ray of sunshine all bright and shiny. I just love your writing and I too could not stop smiling while reading this chapter. Please give us another chapter soon.
haaaaa good times noc-t
very sweet and I am enjoying this very much
“Oh no, you’re not getting off that easy! I want a birthday kiss.”…Well, now we know which of Tina’s friends has balls of steel!…now, back to the story…
So how did Tina finally get her jaw from slamming against the floor over and over? Maybe Tina needs the doctor to help her out (Dr. Noturnal). I can just see Steve and Alice together hooting and hollering with each other. Nocturnal you had me rolling on the floor with this chapter. This story is really brighten my spirits. Post when you can like in a few hours.
OMG I had forgotten about the sheep. Too bad no one got Kate a strap-on to use with the sheep. =O
Glad you posted nocturnal!
only three words.UR STory Rocks.
so cute! i can’t wait to read more! please post soon!!! =)
good story lil’sis… keep going!!!! :D
Hey Nocturnal! I’m new at commenting but not as reading your posts, and I’ve loved this story from the beginning! Well done, and please come back soon, we miss you! Okay, I can’t believe I am the first one to say this but: Am I right to presume that you might have been inspired by a scene of the movie “Notting Hill” with Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts? I loved that scene in the movie but I adore even more this chapter and the humor you put into it. BRAVO and THANK YOU!!!
great update..i wish Bette Porter came to my b-day party, or maybe i can get her cardboard figure and have fun like alice
hehehehehe.. that was one funny chapter Nocturnal.. can’t wait to read the next chapter.BTW you think U seen some funny porn titles, I worked in a video shop once, some of the one’s I have seen =)
Oh man this is so freaking funny, I love about the sheep. Bette is awesome and so charming to Tina’s friends. Ok post soon please, thanks!
it was a funny chapter, all Tina’s friends was atonish because of Bette! and Bette with her amazing charmed keep them quiet! take care
Hey Noc – my face hurts after laughing so much because of yours hilarious author’s note and a post that is freaking funny, great and sweet :o))) Tinas friends are totally weird and that is the best kind LOL and what a great way for Bette to make them shut up!!! I think that Kate, Steve and Alice will totally hit it of together :o)) More please…..
LOL… I didn’t make up that word Nocty, but don’t worry about it, I’m all for sharing :) And THANK YOU for sharing this chapter with us… Can’t wait for T to meet Alice… Oh and Kate and Alice LMFAOOOOOO Hopw you update soon!
yup, this is a keeper, first time read and it’s going on my favourites list…love the humour and the humourous Bette…more…
Believe it or not, I gave that same sheep to my brother for his 40th birthday. I love Bette. She is so cool. This story is great.
please post again soon….