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    THANKSGIVING FROM helL

    "Oh, Shane." Carmen walked into the stall and gathered Shane into her arms. "I’m here, baby. Talk to me, please."

    "I’m so, so sorry, Carmen. I really am. I feel like we’re all so fucked up because of my mistake." Shane cried harder into Carmen’s chest.

    "What do you mean?" Carmen gently stroked Shane’s back in an attempt to get her to calm down.

    "After…after D…Dana died, everything just seemed so fucked up. She was so young, you know? A…and I got to thinking that if I love you, why not go for it? We won’t live forever. Only now I realized I didn’t need to ask you to marry me for us to be together. We could’ve waited. I could’ve waited." Shane blew her nose with some toilet paper then continued.

    "My dad said we were alike and I thought maybe he was right, so I ran. You didn’t need that kind of bullshit in your life. But he was wrong. I love you, Carm. I really do and I’d love for us to try again…if you’ll have me." Shane looked up into Carmen’s eyes and saw that what she had said was starting to sink in.

    "I’d love to try again, too," Carmen replied and kissed Shane’s forehead.

    "But that’s not all," Shane began again. "I feel like the whole wedding thing caused problems for my friends. If we hadn’t been in Whistler, maybe Bette could’ve stopped the sole custody thing in time and then she and Tina wouldn’t be constantly fighting. They may not be together as a couple, but they would at least be a happier family for Angelica. And Helena wouldn’t have given my dad money that he squandered on some chick and she wouldn’t have been cut off by Peggy. And Jenny, well, she wouldn’t have dumped Max so cruelly and hooked up with that weird French girl."

    "Baby, none of that is your fault. One way or another they all would’ve probably ended up in a world of shit," Carmen gently said to Shane.

    "I know, but it doesn’t make me feel the pain any less. I hate seeing my family so out of touch with each other. And Carmen," Shane softly kissed Carmen’s cheek," I’m not sorry I asked you to marry me. It just wasn’t the right time."

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    1. That definately was the lesbian episode of Jerry Springer. I can imagine all of them throwing food at each other… and Max’s comments about Jenny was so on point. If only IC had a sense of humor and instead of this being S4 we’d get a treat in January and will premier the REAL S3. Since she has no heart, no writing style or sense of humor, we’ll have to sit through another gut-wrenching, poorly written episodes, BETTY, lack of character development and stolen story lines from Queer as Folk.

    2. ok roflmao that was sooooooooo funny and yet sooooooooo good, i loved the sharmen in it and the fact they worked it out I can only hope it turns out that way on the show … i loved this fic and i think you should keep going with it it was written so well and i thought you captured all of the characters perfectly . I loved it and couldnt stop smiling while i red it way to go and please keep it up …

    3. Lament that was a hoot. I could actually see this happening. It reminds me of the good times in season 1. Tina is the only one who knows for sure that it was Angelica that started all the mayhem. Kudos to Kit for attempting to get her family back on the same page.

    4. Lamentamini, I’ve always been a silent reader of your stories. This time, though, I couldn’t help but say something. This was hilarious to me! We could only hope that S4 would turn out like this!!! Great job and can’t wait for the next installment of this and Milestones.

    5. I’m glad people enjoyed this. I had to go back and fix some glaring typos and also to leave a comment of my own. When I read this all the way through just now, I realized how wrong it was for Max to throw ham at Jenny with her being Jewish and all. LMFAO

    6. O.o food fight..lol…when you mentioned Jerry I thought you’re going to have a “Who’s your daddy?” kind of theme lmao..I’m sure the ham incident will not be use against you in anyway:) This was fun. Thanks!

    7. “Rating Disabled By Author”? What!? Well, I’m gonna give you five stars anyway. * * * * * (Heh, way to beat the system, bum. Way to beat the system [pats herself on the back])

    8. Great story. You did a fantastic job at conveying the pain and loss Shane feels because of the incident in Canada. It was good to clear the air between Carmen and Shane, finally Carmen knows why Shane did what she did and they could move on from that mistake. (I’m a Sharmen fan, can you tell? LOL) I even liked some of the non-Sharmen lines and tidbits, like Bette and Tina’s thoughts as Kit said grace, or Kit admitting that she was throwing food too. Awesome dinner!

    9. lol…Lament where do you get this stuff from? Well written I must say and I hope it leads to a real conversation between Bette & Tina. That whole table had some issues (even Angelica…lol)

    10. Bringing up the rear here! Great story, as always, Lament! Yeah–I couldn’t believe that ham was thrown at Jenny, either! lol Loved the dialogue, which remained true to the characters. Love that Angelica for being such an accurate pitcher! Maybe she’ll play softball one day! Sorry I’m reading this so late–hope you decide to do a Christmas update!

    11. ohh, this was so hilarious.. Thanks for posting. LOL at Bette and Tina’s thoughts when Kit was saying grace, somehow they were still on the same page, in a weird way =))

    12. HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahHHahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhhahhhhahahhahahahhahahahahaha that’s all I can do…sigh that was great, my kind of comedy

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