LesFan

Lesbian Fan Social Network

    Fan Fiction

    This story has been set to a rating of R. Age verification is required to proceed.

    Age Verification

    I am years of age as of today, November 14, 2026

    Enter your current age into the field provide above. Stories with a rating of R or NC-17 may contain material not suitable for children. LesFan requires that all individuals wishing to read these stories confirm they are of at least 17 years of age. LesFan uses the MPAA rating labeling system for all stories.

    LesFan will also make a best attempt to filter profane words in stories that are not rated R or NC-17 unless the individual confirms they are of at least 17 years of age.

    LesFan uses the following rating scale for stories.






    Submit

    That Same Old Two-Step

    Story written on March 18, 2007 by Speed_Racer.
     Login to add story to favorites
     Login to add author to favorites
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.     Loading ... Loading ...
    Genre(s):
    Rating:
    fanfiction(s):
    Character(s): ,
    Number of Comments: 21
    Words: 5835
    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=65006
    Author Notes:

    Helena needs a good kick in the ass and Bette needs to be brought down a peg or two. One shot.

    Helena peered at her a moment as taken aback as Bette felt.

    “I don’t—“ Helena began.

    “Don’t say it,” Bette warned with a smile to take away the sting. “You’re not bothering me, Helena. Come inside, please. Alice would kill me if I let anything happen to you.”

    “I very much doubt that,” Helena said as she reluctantly followed Bette into the house. “And you can let go of me. I’m not going to run off.”

    Bette paused realizing that she still had a hold of Helena’s wrist. She let go immediately and cleared her throat.

    “Of course not. Have a seat. And Alice would kill me, Helena. You’re one of her best friends.”

    “We’re a bit at odds at the moment,” Helena admitted as she gingerly took a seat on the couch.

    Bette wasn’t sure what to say to that so she remained quiet as she headed for the kitchen for another wine glass. While taking out a wine glass her eyes landed on the decanter of Tequila Kate Arden had brought with her earlier.

    For a moment she debated with herself and then just shrugged and grabbed it along with the extra wine glass before she headed back into the living room.

    “That’s right you had your party tonight, right?” Helena asked as soon as Bette returned.

    Bette sighed feeling suddenly tired at the thought of her party.

    “I wouldn’t really call it a party,” Bette said humorlessly. “More like an uncomfortable gathering of old friends and new faces. It did not go well.”

    Bette poured Helena a glass of wine and handed it to her before she took a long sip from her own glass.

    “I’m sorry to hear that. I know Alice told me how excited you were about it.”

    “I…was excited. Nervous even. Actually it seems I’m one controlling bitch and just don’t know how to go with the flow. Apparently there’s some form of a stick up my ass,” Bette said with a low dark chuckle.

    Helena stared at her a moment her confusion evident.

    “Er…I’m sorry…to hear that.”

    “Oh, no one said that directly. That was my assumption of what they meant. Because I wanted everything to be perfect. I wanted Jodi to enjoy herself and I just went overboard. As fucking usual.”

    Page 2 of 9‹ Previous1234Next ›Last »
    «
    FF Main Page
    »

    Comments

    6. Speed Racer, Nice story! I’ve been waiting about a month for the resolution to the cliffie from “Say It Like you Mean It.” This is a great Bette/Helena interlude and very possible. I just loved the way you let them bait each other in “Mean It.” Hope you haven’t given up on that one. I know it’s often hard to get to post when you have that real life thing going on, but hope you have time soon! Thanks for writing!!!!!!!!!!!!

    10. Hey SR, Great intro for what promises to be an interesting and humorous tale. Loved the ending as both gals stood shouting their respective mantras. I can’t wait until you continue this story as it illustrates your terrific talent. Many thanks, Your Loyal Fan.

    11. speedy hun, did I ever tell you that you ROCK! I mean, you could write a story about George W. and his teddy bear and I’d still be captivated by it! Awesome! I think this is the 2nd story you should continue (after Say It :p) Speaking about Say it. I’m VERY eagerly waiting for the next chapter ;)

    15. I haven’t read it yet but had to make comment. Thanks for the “crumb” I know it will be filling and thanks to JaneC for tipping me off on another site that Speed_Racer has posted a story. Now I will go read ;-)

    16. Thanks for the story. If only the writers of this show could have one tenth of the insight you have into Helena our favorite season 2 bitch. Great interaction between the two. Very much in character to both. Now I’ll go read it again about two three more times.

    19. is it wrong if i am a bette and tina fan and yet i also root for bette and helena? hmmmmm… nope.. great start speed.. hope to hear from your other stories soon..

    Leave a Reply