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    That Same Old Two-Step

    Story written on March 18, 2007 by Speed_Racer.
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    Helena needs a good kick in the ass and Bette needs to be brought down a peg or two. One shot.

    “I’m not one to be led around by my loins, Bette.”

    “Are you serious? And by your tone I think you’re implying that I am?”

    Helena sat up and faced Bette.

    “I wasn’t implying anything.”

    “How soon did you have sex with Tina? It was that first week right? The second day? That first day? How soon did you have sex with Winnie? With Catherine?”

    “When did you have sex with Tina? With Candace? With Jodie? You’re no better than me.”

    Bette narrowed her eyes and rose abruptly to her feet.

    “I’m not going to apologize,” Helena called after.

    “And I’m not going to kick you out of my house. I would say that we’re even,” Bette called back rummaging around in the kitchen.

    She came back in with a plate of limes, salt, and two shot glasses.

    “Are we having a party?” Helena asked dryly.

    Bette merely shrugged.

    “If we’re going to drink tequila we’re going to do it the right way.”

    They prepared their shots in silence.

    “On three?” Bette asked with a slight laugh.

    Helena nodded.

    Bette licked the salt off her wrist and downed the shot followed by a bite from the lime.

    “That’s quite a kick,” Helena said clearing her throat.

    “Did that go straight to your head, Helena? Can’t handle a little tequila?”

    “Me? I’m more than sure I can drink you under the table.”

    “When did you sleep with Tina?” Bette asked again meeting Helena’s eyes.

    “Must we talk about that?” Helena asked looking away from Bette’s intense gaze.

    “You were out to ruin me,” Bette mused still staring at Helena.

    “No. No. I wasn’t.”

    “Yes you were.”

    “If I had wanted to ruin you I would have, Bette. Believe me,” Helena stated firmly looking back at Bette.

    Bette stared at her a long moment pondering her words.

    “Maybe.”

    “There’s no maybe to it. I’m Helena Peabody.”

    “Doesn’t look like it,” Bette said gesturing to Helena’s clothes. “I’d never recognize you now. When did you fuck Tina?”

    “At the party held for the grant recipients. Do you fancy the details?”

    “Why did you pick her?”

    “Are you serious?”

    “Of course I’m fucking serious!”

    “Tina’s quite the woman. I don’t know. There was something about her. And I won’t deny that once I found out she had been your partner there was an added thrill to indulging my more primal side with Tina.”

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    6. Speed Racer, Nice story! I’ve been waiting about a month for the resolution to the cliffie from “Say It Like you Mean It.” This is a great Bette/Helena interlude and very possible. I just loved the way you let them bait each other in “Mean It.” Hope you haven’t given up on that one. I know it’s often hard to get to post when you have that real life thing going on, but hope you have time soon! Thanks for writing!!!!!!!!!!!!

    10. Hey SR, Great intro for what promises to be an interesting and humorous tale. Loved the ending as both gals stood shouting their respective mantras. I can’t wait until you continue this story as it illustrates your terrific talent. Many thanks, Your Loyal Fan.

    11. speedy hun, did I ever tell you that you ROCK! I mean, you could write a story about George W. and his teddy bear and I’d still be captivated by it! Awesome! I think this is the 2nd story you should continue (after Say It :p) Speaking about Say it. I’m VERY eagerly waiting for the next chapter ;)

    15. I haven’t read it yet but had to make comment. Thanks for the “crumb” I know it will be filling and thanks to JaneC for tipping me off on another site that Speed_Racer has posted a story. Now I will go read ;-)

    16. Thanks for the story. If only the writers of this show could have one tenth of the insight you have into Helena our favorite season 2 bitch. Great interaction between the two. Very much in character to both. Now I’ll go read it again about two three more times.

    19. is it wrong if i am a bette and tina fan and yet i also root for bette and helena? hmmmmm… nope.. great start speed.. hope to hear from your other stories soon..

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